Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

4 August

This is unlikely to happen again so I have to publish it

3 August

RT @traceylien: Uh, this is gross. — Serious infections tied to medical scopes go far beyond issues with a single device [fw.to]

2 August

RT @wilshipley: Nice try, gigantic death bot builders. Gonna have to be sneakier than this. [youtube.com]

Tout le monde prend des photos des volleyeurs sur la place de l’hôtel de ville, ça veut dire que ça ne fait pas creep ?

Le coup d’adrénaline quand tu croises iPhone en main un groupe d’individus suspects et que tu réalises que ton iPhone a disparu de ta poche.

I’d love to know how the “Looks like you’re using Pinterest for your business” algorithm works. Is it that I’m not pinning wedding dresses?

1 August

RT @davidhoang: If you think the floppy disk is an irrelevant analogy for save, when was the last time you searched with a magnifying glass?

RT @cabel: I’ve had this for so long I no longer remember who sent it to me or why. A peek at the original iCal icon being made. [pic.twitter.com]

31 July

I honestly have no idea how Twitter could even begin to solve the issue, but fav- and follow-spam is killing all the damn fun.

Shame that Jurassic World is so painfully dumb, because most of the action is actually cool. And the running raptors are so damn pretty.

30 July

RT @kennwhite: New Windows 10 default: your machine & bandwidth is used to distribute Apps & updates to other PCs on the Internet. [pic.twitter.com]

It’s amazing that online shopping can be successful considering the nightmarish clusterfuck that is home package delivery.

29 July

Ok je viens de faire le calcul et de réaliser que l’ambition de mes life goals a horriblement sombré.

Life goal : devenir assez riche pour porter les chaussettes une fois et les jeter.

28 July

RT @mdhughes: I want all my iThings to go DND when I take off my watch, and turn off DND when I put it on.

Finally giving those two a try. But I got loaned the Watch first and it’s not gonna be much of a contest

27 July

I get the feeling that NBC execs saw the back half of Hannibal’s season 3 and figured the show was only gonna devolve further into ponderous wankery, so it was time to put it out of its misery.

26 July

RT @theguyliner: You should never date a man who screenshots a guy’s Grindr pics and tweets them out. It’s a serious dickmove.

RT @garoodotnet: Photoset: “Singapore’s surreal Supertree Grove and Cloud Forest” [tmblr.co]

La semaine dernière on pouvait danser à la Scream parce qu’il y avait de la place sur les côtés, alors là ils y ont mis le DJ et le bar 👨🏻🔫

25 July

24 July

Not a fan of Wayward Pines’ dumb action-movie finale, but the conclusion mostly made up for it.

RT @danielpunkass: Limited time only: $AAPL stock is only $0.99/share. Trust me, Apple, the exposure is worth it. Market will appreciate true value over time.

23 July

RT @jaffathecake: G+ found their “download our app” interstitial caused 69% of users to abandon, rather than dl app or continue on site [googlewebmastercentral.blogspot.co.uk]

22 July

RT @martinvars: What motivates people to become entrepreneurs [pic.twitter.com]

C’est la première fois que je me fais mal au genou au point de me rouler par terre. Ca devient pire avec l’âge ?

RT @realmacsoftware: Deep Dreamer Public Beta now Available! [blog.realmacsoftware.com] #deepdream [pic.twitter.com]

Et j’ai dû fermer mon profil Facebook en panique parce que j’avais cliqué par erreur sur “Partager tout” dans l’app de visualisation.

Cette nuit j’ai découvert que tous mes rêves étaient enregistrés à la cave depuis des années. (Meta !)

RT @orbuch: Finally — you can’t write App Store reviews from beta iOS. 🙏 [pic.twitter.com]

21 July

Today I opened Spotify, rediscovered there’s no album view for playlists, closed Spotify.

RT @misterbrilliant: Another embarrassing u-turn for climate “scientists”. First they said June was the hottest month ever recorded. Now they’re saying it’s July

Et puis je veux pas dire fuck les aveugles, mais bon, les revêtements à bosses à chaque passage piétons, voilà, quoi.

Depuis le temps j’avais oublié à quel point les trottoirs de Paris ne sont pas faits pour les rollers.

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