Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

1 February

Pénible la soirée où tous les couples se forment à 1h du matin et tu passes la nuit entière cerné par les mecs qui se galochent #findesoldes

31 January

I know it’s my fault for still watching The Vampire Diaries, but that cancer storyline has been incredibly gross from the start.

30 January

I definitely see how much As Above So Below borrows from it, but The Descent is quite stupid and not all that well made.

29 January

RT @Sci_Phile: The scorpion that can detach its anus and no longer poop [phenomena.nationalgeographic.com] @edyong209 reports.

Je crois que je suis sur Grindr pour ne pas bosser, au lieu de ne pas bosser pour être sur Grindr.

Jack Dorsey tweetstorming his profound satisfaction that Twitter’s users have had to constantly work around its obsolete character limit. Please tell me he was being passive-aggressive?

28 January

RT @traceylien: This thing, but for humans. I would buy the one made for humans. [pic.twitter.com]

RT @eric_sink: If the iPad was produced by any other company, it would be considered a huge success. More revenue in calendar 2014 than McDonalds.

The Guest is absolute shit, but seeing Matthew Crawley as a (hot!) U.S. war veteran is priceless. And he’s not the reason it’s shit.

As a movie, The Theory of Everything is kind of terrible, right?

RT @viticci: To put Apple in context: more than 1% of the world population bought an iPhone in the last quarter [pic.twitter.com]

27 January

I hadn’t watched a ‘scary’ movie in years. It’s a little bit like giving CPR to my atrophied, petrified heart.

Il y a une scène au Showcase dans As Above So Below <3

Et aussi Ben Feldman <3

26 January

Mais sérieusement, c’est moi qui suis impatient cette année, ou Looking saison 2 est une parodie de la saison 1 ?

Premier billet acheté sur Capitaine Train. L’interface est trop simple et fluide, je ne peux pas m’empêcher de penser par réflexe que ça va forcément foirer quelque part. Ils envoient même un .ics par mail pour ajouter automatiquement le trajet dans son calendrier ! Ce qui me permet de réaliser que je me suis trompé de mois dans la date du retour. Heureusement que j’ai pris un billet non échangeable, c’est moins cher.

RT @cormacflynn: An interesting Quora - What’s the difference between a dev working in Paris vs. the Bay Area? via @roxannevarza [quora.com]

Mélanie Thierry is kind of amazing in The Zero Theorem, but the Terry Gilliamness really gets in the way of an intriguing script.

25 January

I used to work in Photoshop while listening to podcasts. I hardly ever use Photoshop anymore (mostly due to flat design), so I just don’t know what to do to keep myself busy, and productive, during that time. Can’t be programming, because that’s verbal, and my language center is occupied.

Il n’y a pas assez de drogues sur Terre pour me permettre de supporter tous les chieurs qui se posent au milieu de la piste juste pour être là au cas où on ferait l’appel.

24 January

“Cette saison dans Looking, on n’a plus à faire les présentations donc on peut avancer à pleine vitesse,” que j’avais lu dans une interview.

23 January

For the record, I had been wondering for a while why Oculus doesn’t embed cameras in the headset to track your movements. Everyone says HoloLens’ motion is incredibly smooth, so evidently it does work.

RT @waxpancake: YouTube’s offer to @zoecello—put your whole catalog on our free streaming service with ads, or we block your channel. [zoekeating.tumblr.com]

RT @jemalexander: Russell T Davies talks about his writing “process”. Sound familiar to anyone else? [pic.twitter.com]

Yeah right, Apple, I’m gonna spend all of this month’s App Store earnings on a call to California so I can find out what bogus reason you have to reject my app that you can’t commit to in writing.

22 January

Uniconsole’s keyboard extension “in review” for over a week. Can’t help but feel like they’re really searching for a reason to reject it.

21 January

RT @marcedwards: “These are 3-D printed sculptures designed to animate when spun under a strobe light” — [vimeo.com]

It’s easy to imagine how the ideal Oculus headset works, and that I want it. But this description of HoloLens sounds too good to be true.

RT @jasonschreier: So wait, they name everything after Halo except the one that’s got ACTUAL HOLOGRAMS?

RT @piercedavid: The Surface Hub, the gigantic 4K touchscreen, is a crazy future dream of a device [theverge.com] [pic.twitter.com]

RT @britishgaming: I will never be truly happy until we are living in this hilarious dystopia [pic.twitter.com]

The rumors of an iPad stylus are intensifying right as I was resolving not to give Apple money for a watch #justwhenithoughtiwasout

20 January

Why on earth didn’t Amazon design the Echo as a cute robot dog that follows you around and charges itself on a station like a Roomba?

19 January

18 January

“Ouf, c’est bon, il y a des gogos sur le podium, on n’a plus besoin de danser !” #lafeteaparis

17 January

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