Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

1 April

RT @backlon: Dear everybody hating on April Fool’s Day: I’m sorry you have to use critical judgment on the internet for a whole 24 hours. What a burden.

RT @Colossal: A photographer lovingly captures the unlikely bond between his family and an orphaned bird [thisiscolossal.com] [pic.twitter.com]

31 March

I choose to see The Last Man on Earth as a satire of male gaze in screenwriting. Also I choose to stop watching after a few episodes.

J’ai fait un petit truc pour iOS

(Je sais, personne ne met plus sa musique dans iTunes ET personne ne met de notes.)

People are gonna line up on April 10 to be the first to touch a Watch and go home without one. Apple fandom is becoming a caricature of itself.

Je découvre sur la vidéo de lancement de Tidal que Calvin Harris n’a pas quarante ans comme j’avais cru en voyant les photos Armani.

I was sold a dramedy about Jeffrey Tambor transitioning and all I got was yet another show about obnoxious narcissistic underachieving thirtysomethings.

30 March

TimeWorks’ crashing bug is finally fixed

That app is a lot more important to my workflow than Fantastical 2.

29 March

Le “putain j’ai une capuche” après vingt minutes de marche sous la pluie (légère).

Méthode mnémotechnique : Redlight = Redrum.

28 March

I need to become a renowned artist in the next 15 years so they have a reason to offer downloading my consciousness into a computer.

Je sais tellement pas quoi faire en attendant de sortir que je suis en train de passer en revue mon compte Instagram.

It’s weird how Powers got a decent script and a somewhat upscale cast (Sharlto Copley, Michelle Forbes) but the pilot looks like it was directed by an intern.

Ok, I see it now, les pantacourts, ça fait hobbit.

I love the sound, design, and gameplay concepts in Transistor, but the combat feels oddly unsatisfying. Too slow for me, I guess.

Presque deux ans après avoir emménagé, je peux vous donner un pro-tip: si le wifi marche mal, mettez un câble à la place.

27 March

Exodus: Gods and Kings is not nearly that bad.

Se faire à manger pour trouver l’énergie de se mettre au boulot. Lancer un film de trois heures pour accompagner le repas.

RT @CaseyNewton: This transcendent video of a dog who can’t catch food is the only thing that matters today [theconcourse.deadspin.com] (via @willkane)

I’d like to write something clever about The Jinx but it always inevitably comes back to just “Oh. My. God.”

26 March

RT @SusanArendt: The secret to curing your VR nausea might be…a digital nose? [gamesradar.com]

Asshole hair stands alone, shouting “HEY! HEY! THIS IS WHERE YOUR HAIRLINE USED TO BE!”

A force de ne regarder que des comédies américaines, mon cerveau bascule immédiatement en anglais quand je veux faire de l’humour.

It looks a lot like someone got a preview of Periscope and described it to a developer who then decided to create Meerkat, doesn’t it? No wonder Twitter cut off their access to the social graph.

Dakota Johnson is kind of amazing in Fifty Shades, considering what — and who — she has to work with.

25 March

Worth nothing that if someone buys the wrong Layout app on the App Store then asks for a refund, Apple will basically bill its developer $0.60.

RT @harrymccracken: I love Facebook’s Paper & like Instagram’s Layout, but think that Facebook should work harder to choose unique names. [blog.mikeswanson.com]

Props to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. for bothering not to have their magical face replication tech magically replicate the voice from a photo.

It may be the game’s only flaw that I’ve unlocked Paz, Izel and Felipe, and I’m still coming back to Maya.

24 March

really wish I knew whether Looking’s first season was just as bad and there just wasn’t any other gay show on the air for comparison.

23 March

It’s quite sad how much work went into AC:Unity to produce such a lackluster game. The city just looks amazing.

Let’s replace that old “all magic comes with a price” trope that I hate with “magic is like an iPhone: sometimes it just stops working for no reason, and sometimes it fails catastrophically” #anysufficientlyadvancedtechnology

22 March

Does “Escape 3 elders in one run” mean something other than the obvious? Because I just did it and wasn’t credited.

Sur les sites de T-shirt-du-jour, mon hésitation n’est pas “est-ce que ça vaut les 10 €” mais “est-ce que ça vaut un passage à la loge.”

Je me suis coupé sous le nez avant de sortir. Ca s’est remis à saigner en dansant. Je n’ai réalisé qu’après que ça donnait de fausses idées.

Turns out, of all the substances I could consume in a club, the one that doesn’t make me murderously antisocial is also the most expensive and least healthy: vodka.

21 March

Am I supposed to believe that Birdman is ironically overwrought and self-indulgent? That wouldn’t make it any less annoying anyway.

20 March

It’s really smart how Alto’s Adventure keeps you playing by giving you goal after goal and thank god my iPad just ran out of battery.

Tiens, et si on jouait à la marelle ?

Fake GoPro footage is the new fake found footage. As in, it’s obnoxious.

Interstellar is chock-full of stupid, but it’s a lot more entertaining than I expected.

19 March

RT @GreyPea: Beautifully implemented procedural city block creator. Lots of fun. Created by Oskar Stålberg. [oskarstalberg.com] [pic.twitter.com]

RT @autorelease: “Snap Crackle and Pop are terms sometimes facetiously used for the fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position.” [en.wikipedia.org]

Cycliste sur le trottoir qui regarde son téléphone au lieu de devant elle HULK SMASH!

If y’all don’t stop writing about Apple Watch all the time, I’m never gonna be able to resist buying one at launch.

Of course Rob Thomas’ zombie show would open on the protagonist being raped at a party (allegorically). But why is the pilot so boring?

RT @JeremiahLee: “If you eat just six fewer 4-oz burgers per year, it’ll save as much water as not showering. The. Whole. Year.” [huffingtonpost.com]

RT @BenedictEvans: PSA: Apple added flyover for Venice

18 March

Des T-shirts unis basiques avec un picto “sèche-linge interdit.” Pourquoi the fuck il me serait venu à l’idée de regarder l’étiquette ?!

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