Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
What is the biggest daily effort for you?
Waking up? Showering? Cooking? Washing the dishes? Going from my bedroom to the toilet, and back, fifteen times?
Pretty much everything.
I guess the worst, these days, is having to get naked (ooh, naked) in the cold bathroom.
How often do you check your mail ?
Depends whether I’m doing something or not. When I’m bored, it can be every five minutes. Huh, I’m realizing right now that I think I’ve already answered this in another questionnaire. Oh well, bygones.
When you’re in a crowded bus or subway, do you leave your seat to the old lady who just came in, or do you pretend you haven’t seen her and hope someone else will surrender?
I look the other way. And what is that old woman doing there anyway during rush hour?
What’s the first thing you picture when you imagine yourself 50 years from now?
Buffy’s grave, at the end of episode 5.22.
Sorry, but it’s really the first thing that comes to my mind.
Hey, fifty years…
Do you consider your toilet to be clean? Who’s in charge of cleaning them?
I hate dirty toilets. If I lived alone, the toilet would be so clean you could eat on it. Which is an absolutely disgusting idea.
You have lost a bet. Which would you rather do: spend the afternoon in a retirement home taking care of the bedridden; polish shoes for three hours; or watch [insert the name of the TV show you hate most] entirely?
Well, I don’t see any reason to hesitate. I spend enough time in front of my TV, watching junk: going through another stupid TV show is not gonna kill me. I think. Maybe it’ll be lethal to a couple million neurons. But I’ve always dreamt of having a lobotomy anyway. No, seriously. Well, half-seriously. Ever seen the movie Frances? Great movie, strongly recommended.
What do you think of the theory saying that some viruses would have an extra-terrestrial origin?
Huh. Why, what for, how, where from? Oh, it’s because of Smallville, right?
I don’t know. I can’t see why viruses would be extra-terrestrial, and hippotamuses wouldn’t.
Alright… I hope nobody noticed how uninspired I was, tonight.
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