It’s never too late to learn: I was watching the quarterly sex-related issue of the otherwise serious economic show Capital, and found out the escort-boys on the web (well, the report was obviously about escort-girls, not boys) were perfectly legal—straight from the mouth of a police officer. Of course, it won’t be true anymore as soon as our right-hand government get their paws on that, but I’m still surprised. And I’m also surprised by my surprise: why have I ever been convinced that it was illegal?

Now all I have to do is to get myself into serious body-building, and I’ll be ready for my new career. (Yes, Mother, I’m kidding.) (No, Mother doesn’t read the English version, and I don’t really call her Mother anyway.)