Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
This is the era of nanotechnologies (well, close enough), of furniture that cleans itself requiring no effort, of food cooking itself and high-technology tampons. So tell me why are we still using plain paper towels as handkerchiefs? Why hasn’t anybody come up with a revolutionary product that would absorb it all and remain dry, that we could keep in our pocket all day long without seeing it become a blob of shredded papier mâché ? Why aren’t they at least woven with some kind a magical fiber that would maintain structural integrity? And for that matter, where are those liters of mucus coming from anyway?