Garoo

You Are A: Lawful Good Elf Bard Thief.

Lawful good, that’s expected. The contrary would have been impossible, even. I told you I vote for the left out of deep political conviction! Elfe is alright, especially with the definition given there: well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with (and I hope that doesn’t mean sex). Yeah, perfect. Bard is fine. But a thief?! Me? And why? I can’t even see what I did wrong in the questionnaire to justify this. However, the script specifies: While not all use [their] skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class. Not all. Not me. I’m a thief who doesn’t steal, it’s just that I’m very agile and discreet and I’m intelligent enough to avoid traps and pick locks if I want to, which I don’t. Or maybe my destiny is that of a bard (which, in the 21st century, means I’m on TV) who robs banks in order to finance himself. Why not? Can there be a successful bank robbery be in 2003?