Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
I need to make my own Paris Hilton sex tape (oh hello Google!) so I can become famous and get magazine covers without doing anything special, since it appears all my other plans are failing (these days I’m reading writer blogs that explain how impossible it is to earn a living with writing). With less Hilton and more Garoo, obviously. Who’s got a Nightshot camera to lend me, and who wants to participate?
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