Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
Can’t go on like this, I have to find a husband, here and now, even if it isn’t grand love and it only lasts two weeks, but it’s an emergency before my brain (yes, my brain! yes, the top one!) explodes. So I’m taking matters at hand (hey, enough with that!) and I’ll marry the first person who posts a comment (offer only available for male, homosexual residents of Paris and its suburbs).
Of course, you don’t really have to trust me on that one, because I could easily cheat.