31 May 2006 |
Okay, I’m not quite sure here — on the one hand, he emphasizes the attention to detail (such as the plastic inside USB ports being black, not white or grey), which does understandably cost money; on the other, he’s so unapologetic about the cost, you’d think Apple really has no good reason for the $150 price hike other than making a cooler version for pretentious bastards. And it’s not like “the user who was buying a 12-inch PowerBook” might want a non-crappy video chip, or a 7200-rpm hard drive, or even more minimum RAM — nah, I’m pretty sure it’s just about the paint job.
Oh, I’m sure it’s apt: most people certainly use their laptops in the dark, like they watch DVDs on their home cinema; plus, 13 inches is totally the most common form factor for LCD TVs. Yeah. I’m a bit scared — this guy is just a marketing rep, right, not someone involved in any decision-making? |
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28 May 2006 |
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Former Genius says thermal paste quantity doesn’t seem to change much of anything to MacBook temperatures, and why would it matter anyway since excess paste will be squished aside when everything is pressed shut (makes sense), and how unexpected can it be that Steve Jobs would have his laptop firmwares design so that he’d rather scald his lap than hear fans spin?
Apple Store Fifth Avenue elevator freezes. Nevermind that you gotta admit it’s an apt metaphor for Rev. A Apple hardware, what puzzles me is that the people who got stuck in a glass case for 45 minutes reportedly didn’t receive any compensation whatsoever. What kind of business practices is that?!
AllYouCanUpload: upload your images there, and display them on your blog, forum or whatever — nothing new, except it’s all free, there’s no upload or bandwidth limit, and you don’t even need to register. Not sure whether “
INSERT ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE. Yay. Had no idea. Should read the release notes more often. “ |
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Lost 2.23–2.24 |
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Thank heavens nobody seems to have listened — neither have I, actually, can’t gather the courage. I’ll do better next time. (Hadn’t done better in the Netizen magazine interview… but that time I had been too busy to meet with the journalist, and I basically said the opposite of what he intended to write.) |
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27 May 2006 |
CoverFlowHa! As soon as I found out about CoverFlow (cool OS X utility that lets you browse through your CD collection, with lovely 3D effects), I thought it was a shame it didn’t take song ratings into account, and damn would it be cool to have a program display all my albums with an average rating of three stars or more, especially now that I’ve got 100GB of music. Well, turs out CoverFlow can do just that — only instead of an easily accessible and easily changeable menu option it’s in the preferences and you won’t find it if you don’t look for it (I know I didn’t, until today). Now I can really browse a collection of my favorite records as if I were looking through my shelves — allowing me to rediscover records I had forgotten, whereas with Clutter I ended up only listening to the twenty or so records I had thought to put on my desktop. I still wish there was a way to move through the collection faster, like having the covers form a two-dimensional matrix that moves faster as your mouse moves toward the edges, but… ooh, the scrollwheel works, too! |
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Nintendo Wii to have voice-over-IP support? Can you believe just how much cooler the $200 system will be than all others? The PS3 better have videophone functionality with EyeToy, for the price. (And, yeah, I realize we have reached Apple levels of speculation around the Wii. Goes to show: all you have to do is cover your appliance with shiny white plastic and enjoy the free publicity.)
Ant Farm [via]. I had no idea that was possible at all, yet judging by the comments it seems almost common — must be a shocker, especially in the middle of a big, expensive Cinema Display.
Dropped by the Fnac today, to check out the MacBook. You can’t play at all with computers there (keyboards are locked under thick acrylic panes) but (a) gee, that’s too tiny a screen for anything serious, how could people ever really want to use a 12-inch PowerBook, and even complain that the 13-inch MacBook is too big? and (b) compared to a nearby MacBook Pro, screen reflections are insane. I don’t care how much brighter and more saturated images are (incidentally, the vertical viewing angle seemed rather poor), I don’t want that on my computer, ever.
Google releases Picasa for Linux. (Picasa is the iPhoto clone for Windows that Google acquired a year or two ago. Funny thing that nobody could ever really figure out why they bought it, and their strategy regarding it still evades me. Clearly, it wasn’t so much about using Hello’s technology in a hypothetical Google instant messenger.) Okay, it’s more like a Wine-compatible edition of the Windows program (plus 200 hundred patches contributed to the Wine codebase), but still — wow, and, also, what the hell? Are they just throwing darts at a spinning wheel nowadays to decide which projects to give time and money to? Or are they really just placing their pawns to launch their great offensive against Microsoft? (If so, they should probably revise their strategy and not base it on Wine.)
Microsoft plans to take on JPEG with its own Windows Media Photo format. Ungh. Microsoft and file formats, that’s a bit like… Microsoft and any other technology: scary. They lost the WMA vs. AAC battle because they had no leverage on the music player business (plus I suppose most Windowsians want to use anything but Windows Media Player to listen to their music — from what I’ve seen, the next version will lift enough UI from iTunes to remedy that); they only decided to (let a third-party) release WMV codecs for the Mac when they realized they just weren’t going to win that fight either (maybe because too many webdesigners were on Macs, hence using Quicktime to publish videos, which Apple hadn’t neglected to distribute to Windows users — and pirated videos used DivX, and now everyone uses web-based cross-platform solutions); even though they had not proprietary format to push on that front yet, they managed to block PNG adoption just by being too lazy to implement alpha channels in MSIE. Why aren’t I thrilled that they’re going after a new target now? On the one hand, WMPhoto has even more reason to fail than WMV did, considering the stronghold Apple has over the webdesign market; but you can expect that format to be used in Windows Vista to save and publish a user’s photographs — not to mention Office documents. Sure, considering the tangled mess of image format patents, having a big player step in and define a new format for the whole world’s sake is nice — if it’s anyone but Microsoft, please! |
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25 May 2006 |
Alias 5.16–5.17 |
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Samsung laptop with 32GB flash drive. Sure it’s a $900 premium to end up with a 32GB drive, but given Steve Jobs’s obsession with all things teeny and silent I still don’t understand how Apple didn’t premiere that technology. Plus, they have a volume discount on flash memory — but then, Samsung is the one actually manufacturing the chips, so maybe it does make sense for them to try and get this market started. Anyway, for such sexy technology, their laptop is particularly fugly.
Black-and-white MacBook. “
DashCode? Isn’t it a bit too late for Apple to introduce their own Dashboard development environment? Seems to me what little excitement there may have been has passed now.
The making of Apple iPod+Nike Sport Kit: “
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23 May 2006 |
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Fast OS Switching on MacBook [via]. Hot damn.
Apple Store, Fifth Avenue - MacBook Winners Gallery [via]. Die! Die! Die!
I’m hesitant about the “DarthBook” appellation — sure, it sounds cool, but isn’t it too obvious? Plus, who still wants to provide George Lucas with free advertisement by now? “GlossBook” isn’t quite as cool, but at least it has a reason to be.
Until now I was glad to live in a country where Javascript button madness hadn’t hit banking sites — it’s over now, both my banks sport user-hostile login forms now. Which is nothing else than a case of the whole world having to because of the omnipresence of Trojans on Windows systems (and I’m not only saying this, safe from the Mac side of things — I’ve never had a Trojan on my PC for all the years I’ve been using Windows, and my last virus dates back to ten years ago, when we were still passing them around on floppy disks, old-school, like STDs).
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Email: an author’s guide [via]. A very good read; I’m quoting the most important excerpts here because I had to translate them for my French readers.
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22 May 2006 |
![]() Dans le genre taré, ça se pose là. J’ai lancé Firefox parce que je pensais que c’était un problème de compatibilité avec Safari avant de cliquer sur le bouton “En savoir plus”, pour voir — parce que cette nouvelle débilité n’est pas le moins du monde annoncée. Résultat ? Bordel de cons. Et la cerise sur le gâteau, c’est le formulaire de contact : ![]() Rhaaaaaa. Je vais aller ouvrir un compte épargne à la Poste, moi. P.S. Aaaaargh c’est contagieux. Qu’est-ce qu’ils ont tous, aujourd’hui ? ![]() |
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Benefits of Removing ‘www’ From Your URL: I never really cared about the issue of redirecting ‘www.example.com’ to ‘example.com’, or the opposite, because I don’t agree with the general tendency in that matter and hence didn’t feel the need to waste CPU cycles on RewriteEngine, but that post makes the compelling argument PageRank dilution. So I just edited my httpd.conf to add ‘www’ for anyone who forgets to put it (and for some reason, unlike this blogger or John Gruber, I had to remove the trailing slash from before ‘$1’ — maybe an Apache version issue?). Why do I prefer to homogenize on ‘www’ rather than without? Because, basically, people are already equating web and internet enough without adding that bit of confusion. How do you write your web page address on your business card / your T-shirt / a bar coaster? Writing just ‘example.com’ is imprecise; ‘http://example.com/’ is awkward; ‘www.example.com’ is just perfect, and anyone, as unexperienced as they are, instantly recognizes it for what it is. (You’ll tell me that ‘example.com’ is clear enough, and who cares about users confusing web and internet? Sure — but how clear and fool-proof is ‘ff00aa.com’ by itself? Okay, there’s still dot-com, but what if it were another suffix? How self-evident would something like ‘ff00aa.tv’ be, for instance?)
Black GlossBooks don’t normally have crappy, flakey paint jobs; it’s just that there’s been a inordinate number of lemons among early production models. In a world where each customer is a reviewer with a potential audience in the millions, maybe it’s time for Apple to investigate that ‘quality control’ concept and quit having its hardware beta-tested by early adopters? Oh well, who am I kidding — as long as it sells…
Lovely Apple Store Fifth Avenue QTVR panorama. (No direct link because that page resizes browser windows.)
A leather case to protect the Apple Cube?
Infinite zoom. Cool. But it would be so much cooler if the zooming were seamless. |
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21 May 2006 |
Lost 2.22 |
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For two months now I’ve been walking all the way North of République to the Chinese supermarket, and what do I see tonight coming home from some shopping? Two “Supermarché Volta” trucks covered with ideograms — turns out there are three Asian supermarkets in the same street, one hundred meters away from my building. And one of the three doesn’t stink. Despite the presence of a butcher. That’s something. I’m also glad I finally tried the Tunisian restaurant that’s too doors away from my home. It’s always nice living near a good, cheap restaurant. Of course, a sushi place would be better for my diet, but there are already plenty of those in the neighborhood anyway. And let’s finish on a desperate note: it’s late May already. Almost June. After which is July, and then August, and a deserted Paris. And then it’s Christmas. A whole year past and I’ve done nothing! I’ve got to hire friends so I can go out (now that I have roughly enough money to buy myself some drinks, and more than enough work to justify getting drunk in bars). But I’ve never quite known how one does that. You’ve got to start by fucking them, that’s how it’s done in the gay world, right? |
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20 May 2006 |
![]() ![]() JungleDisk [via] is a cross-platform (Windows / OS X / Linux) free beta program that lets you use Amazon S3 as an iDisk equivalent — that is, transparently accessible encrypted off-site file storage for $0.15 per GB-month of storage and $0.20 per GB of bandwidth (billed directly by Amazon).
That’s huge. Much more interesting, and reliable, than the Gmail filesystem hacks. (Well, yeah, less free, too. But that’s why it’s more reliable.) And I’m still wondering why Amazon didn’t release such a program themselves right away — maybe they saved that for later, rolling out S3 more progressively by initially targeting web developers? |
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![]() The latest evidence that Steve Jobs is as wacko as his detractors paint him: a mere three days after the iBook has been replaced by a 13-inch Core Duo laptop with a glossy screen But then, the store is a cube, whereas the MacBook… well, it has the right number of faces and corners, but it definitely doesn’t abide by the jobsian golden number.
A comment on The Mac Observer (on an article suggesting that the next top of the line will be a pizza-box media center — nevermind that nobody has a big CRT monitor to place on top of a pizza box, and incidentally the reason towers are so big is that professionals need expandability):
Got to wonder how the iPod, and particularly the shuffle, evaded that trend. Maybe, if Steve Jobs wore baggy pants rather than tight jeans…
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Et on fait tourner les serviettes [via]. It’s… uh… with every page view, it’s a little of web 2.0 that dies. (If you click that link, you might never forgive me.) |
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18 May 2006 |
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Ooh, shiny. When I’d seen pictures of the upcoming Apple Store Cubed in New York, I thought that was it: a big, black cube with a white Apple logo, housing the store — like a big 2001 monolith, only thicker and, somehow, more ominous. I had no idea where it was or how big it was, and I didn’t read much about it, because… well, big cube in NYC, good for them, but I want me an effing Paris Apple Store. Anyway, had I read the articles, I might have known the cube was actually obscured by black plastic to save the surprise. Man. Hottt. Funny, by the way, that Apple would unveil the Cube today, when everybody is already comparing it to the Louvre Pyramid, and Da Vinci Code opened in France yesterday and opens in the US tomorrow. If Steve Jobs is a closet Dan Brown fan, I’ll… I’ll… well, he better release an iPodTablet for me to forgive him.
(Incidentally, I think the original 2001 script — the one that featured a science-fiction story — featured a cube, not a monolith. And transparent, not black. Figures. All that’s missing now is a three-story Justin Long hologram instructing passersby
![]() [19:30] And it’s gonna be open 24/7. Where’s my green card? |
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17 May 2006 |
![]() Collision Detection further documents its obsession with the Uncanny Valley:
Okay, that one is a particularly awful example (seriously, it takes some effort to make an animated face that horrible), but this post sums up the same thought I’ve had every time I’ve seen a 360 or PS3 game trailer. It is indeed getting worse and worse — and contributes to making me want to buy a Wii. |
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I’m not sure whether you should blame Steve Jobs’s personal tastes (which is always a possibility) or plain, sad market realities. Apple switching to glossy screens because they’d lose sales to PC laptops due to (erroneous) user perception of display quality. Stores having to display Pro laptops with the glossy screen option, too, to avoid customer complaints that the cheap one looks so much better. Matte screen eventually disappearing from the Apple lineup because nobody buys it. Sad. Sad. Sad. What happened to Apple stubbornly sticking to less popular choices just because they were convinced it was better? It was all true, switching to Intel was one of the first signs of apocalypse.
And I don’t even have theories to account for the keyboard. The more I look at it and read about it, the more it looks and feels like a toy’s keyboard. As cool as the black GlossBook looks, the Apple laptop’s designs is really going the wrong way. (And is the black version really a $150 paint job that tears off at the slightest provocation? I can’t believe that could be true.)
Damn, if only there were an Apple Store in Paris so I didn’t have to judge by photographs. Hey, M., when are you getting yours? |
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In other words, our eye works just like a CCD camera, and our human-engineered TVs and computers wouldn’t quite “work” for birds and marsupials. Wow, I had no idea. |
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16 May 2006 |
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“Glossy widescreen”? Aren’t screens supposed to be anti-glare these days?
As for the prices, they’re beyond understanding: no Core Solo even though that would allow for an entry-level model under the $1,000 limit, and the black version only exists for the top of the line model and… costs $150 more for the same configuration? ([15:50] Yes, I’m taking into account the BTO option for a bigger hard drive on the white model.) Even if there were a perfectly valid technical explanation (and there has to be… right?) it’d still be utterly absurd. It’s hard to believe that The Day of Black iBooks Finally is going to become The Day of Seriously Pissed-Off Customers.
And what’s up with the lack of keynote? Is Jobs sick or something?
[15:50] Via AppleInsider,
Wuh? If it boils down to removing the anti-glare screen because it dims contrast a bit, who could seriously want that on their portable computer, and why is it introduced first on the portable line?!
[16:00] Infinite Loop:
Ah, it all becomes clearer. I had indeed seen PC portables and didn’t understand why their screens were glossy — I’d supposed it was because they were the cheap thing. Or that Windows users don’t know what’s good for them. Looks like it’s contagious. And, while I can understand offering it as an option on the Pro portables (I’m all for options — although it’s pretty contrary to the Apple principles of simplifying to the max), what’s the deal with forcing it on the 13-inches? |
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15 May 2006 |
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Funny that, I meant to post the exact same thing two days ago. (Minus the drawings. And sexual ambiguity. Only in my case it’s a five-year dry spell, not just fifteen months. And yet I did buy a convertible sofa even though I don’t like those.) No relation except for the source, Classik TV. You can tell (well, you could if you watched French television) it’s inspired by Grolandsat — I’m not convinced with the font they use for their subtitles (in my opinion silent-like title cards would work better) but I like the idea. |
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“ A quick Google search tells me that the Wii has USB, so it’s quite likely the “wand” (the apparatus that you put on top of your TV and that seems to triangulate, or, uh… biangulate the controller positions, and likely also serves as an antenna) would be a USB device (worst case scenario, using a proprietary connector as a deterrent), so what would there be to prevent you from hooking it up to your computer? I don’t know much about USB protocols, but hacking together a driver to interpret Wiimote data can’t be too complicated. Nintendo might as well embrace the market opportunity and release the drivers themselves, sort of their own version of Boot Camp. It’s a damn shame that Steve Jobs loves Sony so much, or he’d already be all about licensing the technology for that ever-elusive Mac mini media center. Maybe he’ll be touched, though, by how Nintendo expressed their affection for Apple design when they gave birth to the DS lite and Wii.
Meanwhile… EyeToy Lemmings.
Meanwhile… Clié customers who felt abandoned by Sony are going to be feel quite an itch. |
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14 May 2006 |
Serenity (2005) |
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Mission: Impossible III (2006) |
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13 May 2006 |
Lost 2.21 |
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12 May 2006 |
![]() Ack. Bad software update, bad! I hadn’t even noticed Mail.app was going to be affected by the update — but then, I don’t recall reading the release notes at all.
Or does he? Imagine the chain of events: Steve Jobs agrees to license iTunes to Motorola; then Steve Jobs sees what crap a Motorola phone is, and decides to limit the iTunes licensed software to one hundred tracks, because the ROKR isn’t worthy of Apple. That hypothesis only works if the Motorola phone is the first instance of a mobile phone Jobs has ever been closely exposed to — otherwise he’d have known in all of ten seconds that Motorola was the worst possible partner for this endeavor.
Well, yeah. But he was cute in Jeepers Creepers, and he’s hot in those commercials. Perfectly fine with me. And, come on, you know he’s just the epitome of the Mac-using cool kid — and a young Steve Jobs’ slightly cuter, fitter alter ego. A perfect choice for the part. |
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Quick poll: who uses del.icio.us? P.S. What, seriously, nobody? |
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11 May 2006 |
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In the “let’s do something with those assorted colored lights we ordered by mistake” series, tonight the Concorde obelisk was red. ![]() In other news, my cameraphone is crap. |
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10 May 2006 |
Birth (2004) |
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Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) |
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8 May 2006 |
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Je ne remercie personne de m’avoir prévenu que c’était encore un week-end de trois jours, parce que personne ne m’a prévenu que c’était encore un week-end de trois jours. (Bande de flemmards de salariés.) Ce n’est qu’en voyant l’Arc de Triomphe éclairé en bleu, encadré par les flots blancs et rouges de voitures sur les Champs-Elysée au clair de lune, que j’ai réalisé qu’il se passait quelque chose. On ne peut vraiment compter sur personne --- comment vous voulez que je sache que je dois prévoir à boire et à manger pour trois jours au lieu de deux_?! Vous croyez que je vais le savoir par moi-même, peut-être_? Genre, je prête la moindre attention aux jours de vacances de la plèbe.Bon, sérieusement, Monoprix République est ouvert, cette fois, ou pas ? Comme je ne fais absolument pas confiance aux chiens que vous êtes, je n’accepterai pas de réponses sans preuves photographiques. Vous seriez capables de me mentir, sales cons. Et puis pensez-vous que quelqu’un m’aurait prévenu que la pharmacie ouverte toute la nuit boulevard Sébastopol ferme à deux heures du matin ? Hein ? Non, vraiment. Je vous hais. |
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7 May 2006 |
Alias 5.13 |
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Alias 5.12 |
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Lost 2.20 |
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3 May 2006 |
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![]() Wow — when I’d seen the screenshot, I thought it looked like him, but couldn’t be. Too serious, too broad-shouldered (the last movie I saw him in was Dodgeball — not as bad as I thought, by the way, but not reviewed because I missed half of it — and once again he was playing the little geeky shrimp), and too famous well not quite but recognizable at least by some well definitely not by name but still. And yet it is him! And now he’s a Mac… I’m in love, possibly maybe. (As for the commercials themselves? Bah. It’s a good thing that Apple’s advertising the Mac again, rather than just the iPod. It’s a shame they’re going the Switch route again, unconvincing as the previous batch was. But it’s hard selling a computer to the masses when its main advantages only become self-evident after a few days of use.) |
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2 May 2006 |
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