A sentient forest has fallen from the Moon, devastated the entire Earth, and is now rationing water and occasionally assimilating a few humans. While the wisest men have formed a neutral city, some evil, warmongering, polluting technophiles are intent on destroy the forest, and the good guy is going to have to single-handedly stop them.

Really. No matter what justifications are unveiled in the movie’s insipid second half, it’s still an ode to bending over and kissing your invader’s ass. Can you imagine there’s a culture out there that’s so different from ours, they actually see that as the right way to go, and the right values to teach their kids?