31 May 2008 |
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Taking bets right now on how many times I'm gonna have to wash my hair and do it over again before I go out tonight. |
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Find out what makes your Mac sluggishFor quite a while now I’ve had a problem on my iMac where, after a few days, launching any new application would result in the CPU gauge going to 100% for thirty seconds, and the temperature and fan speed rising accordingly — which wouldn’t have been so bad if I didn’t have a bunch of AppleScript applications that I regularly had to launch, or if I didn’t have to restart Safari every so often to reset resources. I used to think the likely culprits were either Firefox 3 or Mercury Messenger, because it seemed to happen in a more reproducible way after I’d open them a couple of times (I won’t delve into the reasons why Firefox and Mercury are intrinsically associated in specific, uh, tasks), so I cut back on using one, or the other, or both — and today it started happening again even though I was certain I hadn’t used either since I last booted up. I went scrubbing my InputManagers folders again, as those are the prime suspects when something goes wrong with every application’s launch sequence, but there was still only 1Password, and removing it changed nothing. So I started thinking about alternate solutions, and suddenly remembered hearing about this Unixy thing that OS X has and I heard it lets you look at everything your computer does or something. I googled a bit for the dtrace syntax; here is, for future reference, the Terminal instruction that did the trick:
This tells dtrace to display in real time every file that’s being opened on disk; I looked at what was happening at the moment when the CPU went crazy, and I ended up removing the macam QuickTime component (which lets you use legacy USB webcams) and apparently solving the problem. I don’t know why a QuickTime component would start loading with every single program after a certain uptime delay, or why Mercury and/or Firefox would be accelerating that process, so I’m not 100% sure that I found the true root of the problem, but at the very least I did find a useful Unix comment, and hence this post. |
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![]() FractureI find that the artistic direction of trailers is often a good-enough indication of how good a game will be — remember the model/soldier in the Haze teasers. Now, the Fracture voiceover confirms the doubts I’ve always had about the concept as well as the gameplay. |
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Ah, Monoprix devrait être calme pour un samedi, tout le monde sera à la Poste. |
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Oh shoot, I'll be on a train during the WWDC keynote. |
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![]() Cell Phone in a MicrowaveI’m not sure where the video was originally posted, because so many morons repost the same video over and over (with, of course, extensive quality loss each time) so I’ll just settle on College Humor because the image quality is fine and the player runs better on my machine than YouTube’s. I’d seen links to that video before, but never viewed it before I happened upon a blog that spoiled the ending; so I won’t spoil it but still encourage you to watch it. |
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"Google Android" didn't sound so ominous until the Google overlords demonstrated they could actually assimilate the iPhone. |
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30 May 2008 |
Lost 4.13–4.14 |
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Adobe’s UI designers gone crazyI don’t mind so much the custom window controls, or even the toolbar buttons in place of the window title; but single-window mode with no resize widget? |
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![]() Far Cry 2It’s a nice jungle; I find the images both more cinematographic and more “touristic” than the Crysis videos. I feel like going on a boat ride on this little river. |
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![]() Prince of PersiaI wonder if they did the trailer before they decided to Okamize the game’s graphics; as it stands now, the video looks pretty cool, but doesn’t have so much to do with the actual game. |
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What is it you see in me that I don't? |
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My life makes no sense whatsoever. |
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Seriously, how the hell does anyone like Wes Anderson? It puzzles me every time. |
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29 May 2008 |
![]() Android DemosI just can’t believe how cool this looks — and how unabashedly they’ve taken inspiration from the iPhone in the way it handles gestures and finger flicks. In only six months, Android demos have gone from “a better Windows Mobile” (an easy goal) to what you could very arguably qualify as “a better iPhone” (and it pains me to write this). I really never expected Google to go for Apple’s jugular like that, and the next few months are going to be very interesting. |
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Lolornot.com is being (cleverly and decently) used by a new lolcat site as a way to boost their PageRank. I feel... acknowledged. |
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28 May 2008 |
![]() “Windows 7 demo at D6: Really? That’s it?”What do you know — Windows 7 is basically an iPhone inside Vista. (Or you could say it’s Microsoft Surface on a laptop/desktop if you’re more pro-Microsoft than pro-Apple, but then you wouldn’t be reading my blog.) What I love about the demo video is that photo manipulation on a Dell laptop is way more laggy than on an iPhone. And I also like the implication that there’s no way we won’t get Apple multitouch computers in or before 2009. |
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There go my dreams of a new iMac and MacBook. |
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My digestive tract is really, decidedly opposed to most kinds of debauchery and fun. What an assh... uh, no pun intended. |
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Si Orange m'appelle toutes les semaines pour me demander si je suis satisfait, l'iPhone va finir par passer par la fenêtre. |
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![]() Lost: The Future in 8:42The season’s flash-forwards rearranged in (speculative) chronological order. The editing and music are annoying, but it’s a welcome refresher course as we’re waiting for the season finale. |
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Orson Scott Card, Xenocide |
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Battlestar Galactica 4.08 |
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Caffeine overload again. The first step is accepting you have a problem. My name is Garoo, and I'm a colaholic. |
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27 May 2008 |
![]() Word Clock ScreensaverA pretty screen saver for geeks (if you’ve enjoyed Helvetica, the movie, then you have no choice but to download this) that goes to the trouble of being very extensively customizable — and available in 18 languages. That’s the new screensaver on my iMac (my Mac mini still runs Twistori, although I’m getting tired of it). |
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“Sony Skipping Afrika For Europe”There will be a day when Sony finally realizes that the whole “independent territories” thing harms them more than it helps them (and when has it ever helped them?). Especially when all Sony Europe or Sony America can do is refuse a product — but not have much positive influence on the design and evolution of the PlayStation, as you’ll remember from Phil Harrison’s frustration with the lack of social features on the console. For the record, though, I’ve never had any expectations at all for Afrika, so I’m neither disappointed nor surprised. |
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Pour une fois que je vais à Franprix sans mon iPhone sur les oreilles, je ressors avec Patrick Bruel en boucle dans la tête. Argh. |
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26 May 2008 |
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Dans la boîte. Alea jacta est. |
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On Video Comments
That’s the best argument for Seesmic I’ve ever seen.
Corollary: When they’re widely adopted, video comments could also double as an IQ filter; just ignore all video comments and you’ll be rid of most of the morons participating in that particular comment thread. It actually is easier to not play an embedded video than to not read an idiotic comment. |
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And why exactly can't I go back in time and use my PHP/SQL knowledge of today to create my own Facebook ten years ago? |
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![]() The SeenThere’s nothing original whatsoever about this paradigm, but it’s always nice to see a nicely done take an a good old classic. |
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24 May 2008 |
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It's so nice to see Iris Crowe in Grey's Anatomy. |
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“On Euphoria”Interesting article by a game developer about the middleware that handles Niko Bellic’s movement and makes Force Unleashed troopers grasp each other in stupid aerial ballets. I’d been wondering a lot about Euphoria, and about why it isn’t used by more games (regardless of price, which is pretty much irrelevant compared to current game budgets), so reading a developer’s take is enlightening.
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22 May 2008 |
![]() Acer Aspire PredatorI want this. I’d have to rip its guts out and stuff it with a dozen Mac minis, but I just love the design. (Okay, scratch that; maybe I’d want to play Crysis, and hackintosh it on a secondary drive.) |
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21 May 2008 |
GetSignOffAn upcoming web application dedicated for webdesigners to communicate with their clients — uploading mockups, commenting and annotating them, and publishing design revisions until the client finally signs off on a final design. The point being that every note and comment is logged and you can shove the client’s nose in their own contradictions. As often, I wouldn’t really be inclined to use a third-party web app for that kind of thing, but it does look really interesting. |
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20 May 2008 |
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Pourquoi c'est hors de prix, les bras pour écrans LCD ? |
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Stubbed my toe on the bike's stand twice, bumped into the shower door, and... jabbed my thumb into my jugular. Now that's a new one. |
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I need a bigger TV. For exercising. Honest! |
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Dan Simmons, Hyperion |
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Those donuts were so greasy I could have sipped them through a straw. |
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19 May 2008 |
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I wish I could continue reading this novel as an audiobook while I go for groceries, then immediately return to the hard copy. |
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17 May 2008 |
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L'inconvénient du Troisième, c'est que les hétéros qui vivent dans le quartier s'habillent comme des pédés, par mimétisme. |
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How is the rain so cold in the middle of May? |
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Battlestar Galactica 4.07 |
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![]() Romulo Arantes NetoComme c’est attendrissant, qu’il se soit fait tatouer son prénom sur le bras pour ne pas se perdre. |
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16 May 2008 |
Lost 4.12 |
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I used to like the idea of Twistori, but now that it's my screensaver I'm opening my eyes to the inanity of the twittersphere. |
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Use Fluid to bring mobile web apps to your Mac desktopThat’s a very cool idea; I just created a Facebook instance that’s pretty and simple (and focuses on content rather than advertising and stupid notifications) and I’m going to make a Google one just for fun. |
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iPhone rotary dialerHeh. |
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I'll pay $10 for a downloadable Airwolf chopper in GTA IV. |
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It's gonna be quite a fun weekend, with ten seconds of internet access every two minutes. |
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And now my internet connection keeps dropping. |
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Power is out in the building. Fun fun fun. |
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15 May 2008 |
![]() Silent Hill HomecomingYou’ve got to be kidding. I thought Alone in the Dark was the worst you could do in 2008 when game designers don’t know what to do with all the pixels and shaders there are in a next-gen console, but it’s actually been topped; Silent Hill looks even that much more like a sixth-grader’s claymation movie. |
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![]() Rock RevolutionYou can’t really blame Konami: the rivalry between Harmonix and Activision showed them there was nothing wrong with releasing a Guitar Hero clone — or, at least, nothing that could land you in front of a civil court. But, still, to release a new music game on console today… you mustn’t have too much pride and self-esteem, must you? |
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![]() Lego Indiana JonesHuh. The futuristic environments in Star Wars, or Batman’s urban settings, that’s one thing, but isn’t the first thing you see, when you watch this video, that Lego bricks don’t really work in the Indiana Jones jungle? |
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![]() Flash Player 10Flash finally gets real 3D transforms (and other distort filters). It’s about goddamn fucking time, for crying out loud — that’s probably the first time in years I can’t wait for a new Flash release to be widely adopted. (I still can’t believe the adoption rates for Flash 9. How do they get people to actually update their plugins?)
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Et bien sûr ils ne font toujours les livraisons que le matin. "Entre 7h et midi." 'Foirés. |
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14 May 2008 |
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Mmm, pluie sur goudron chaud. |
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A web page as screensaverI was looking again for a way to make Twistori into a screensaver on my Mac, but this time I found it: IdleWeb [via] lets you use any web page (or several pages, and I don’t know how it works in that case) as a screensaver. All you’ve got to do is set it up in “kiosk mode,” otherwise it seems to reload the home page after five seconds, when the site’s Javascript redirects to an internal URL. (And it’s only the preview that’s screwed up because it’s on a small screen; the actual screensaver displays the page flawlessly.) |
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Je bloque sur le concept que le loyer soit identique pour une location ou un leasing de matériel Apple. |
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13 May 2008 |
Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon |
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Philip K. Dick, Ubik |
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Orson Scott Card, Speaker For The Dead |
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Augusten Burroughs, Running With Scissors |
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![]() Ferrari CaliforniaStupid name and weird side groove. I don’t think I’ve ever dreamt of a Ferrari since the Testarossa. |
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Orange vient de m’appeler pour me demander comment je me servais de mon iPhone, si j’en étais satisfait, etc. (Je n’ai répondu au numéro masqué que parce que j’attends une livraison.) Ils sont en train d’évaluer l’intérêt de renouveler le contrat d’exclusivité avec Apple ? |
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11 May 2008 |
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Madeleine Albright in Gilmore Girls. Best cameo ever. |
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Tangle (OS X) |
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10 May 2008 |
Battlestar Galactica 4.06 |
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Guitar Hero III Muse Track PackWant want want! |
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Facebook Borrows $100 Million to Buy Servers
What the hell kind of growth are they still expecting? |
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![]() Gears of War 2Uh… huh. Except for the detail of an army of Locusts on the ground, the images remind me a lot of the train sequences which were definitely not my favorite part of the first game. |
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![]() BajaI’m a little tired of believing trailers that promise a super-realistic physics model in racing games, so I’ll just say that there is indeed a place for an off-road game with a less arcade flavor. A small place, though — I think the market is more interested in Motorstorm than in a simulation. |
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9 May 2008 |
Lost 4.11 |
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![]() Lord of the Rings: ConquestHuh, yeah. That looks pretty empty, a bit like Demigod. Which is a shame, when the Lord of the Rings MMO manages to be so pretty and lush. |
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![]() Mitch HewerWell, he’s already been very nude on the show anyway; and as far as pictures of hotties can go, this photograph is pretty much awful. |
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![]() Killzone 2I’m a few days late on this one, but that’s because I waited for GameTrailers to post the video; I’ve decided to boycott GameVideos until the download links are back. I like to open my videos in QuickTime Player rather than having Flash hog 95% of my CPU, thanks. So, yeah, new images, and, uh, there you go. They’re photorealistic and all. Sad how that fails to impress nowadays. |
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8 May 2008 |
Race Driver Grid (360 demo) |
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“I Think I’ve Been Staring At Mini-Maps Too Much”That is, actually, the biggest criticism I have for GTA IV: they’ve wanted to emphasize immersion so much, they made all the HUD parts so small and out of the way that you have to focus on it intensively to work it out — and you end up spending the first ten hours looking almost exclusively at the mini-map and not enjoying the amazing graphics at all, only looking up every few seconds to see where the traffic is, which isn’t just annoying but also gives me headaches. Of course it gets better when you start to get a handle of the city, and when you unlock Algonquin and its orthogonal streets, but it’s a real shame when a simple arrow on the screen would have worked so much better. Instead, the first few hours of driving are actually old-school, top-down Grand Theft Auto, played in a circle of 100 pixels or so. |
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7 May 2008 |
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Dark City would be a great license for a GTA-like MMO where the world would change slightly every Monday morning. |
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If you're going for "Under the radar" in GTA IV you should know that the last bridge in the west is kinda buggy; only half of it counts. |
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I'm in love with the GTA IV helicopters. |
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6 May 2008 |
![]() Mirror’s EdgeFirst gameplay video, and it does look as nice as the previews and interviews made it out to be. It looks like, despite the whole first-person running and jumping and rolling, they somehow managed to make an immersive camera that doesn’t necessarily makes you sick — unlike GTA IV, which isn’t even first-person but still gives me a headache after a couple of hours. But, of course, that doesn’t stop me from playing GTA, and it doesn’t mean I’ll enjoy Mirror’s Edge; it’s the gameplay that counts. Still, looks like it may be quite fun if the acrobatics are a little more skill-based than in Assassin’s Creed. |
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Ah, oui, les mecs en débardeur, j'avais oublié. Argh. |
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Facebook accidentally publishes driving licensesOh, that’s really nice. |
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Prototype delayedSomeone’s been playing GTA IV. And crying. |
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Zip HolderI have a pair of pants that could really use this. |
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The cars on the street are so shiny and I'd only have to press 'Y'... |
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5 May 2008 |
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Resisting the impulse to throw myself at a police car and pull the driver out. |
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![]() “What the fuck, KoKos!”Very nice portfolio, with a quite identifiable style. I’ll hire him for my personal website when I’m a famous billionaire artist. |
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![]() “16 Abandoned & Decaying Hotels From Around The World”I’d love to set up a pristine loft in the middle of abandoned ruins. But that would be hard to find, and maintain, in the middle of the city. |
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4 May 2008 |
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Step 1: mail sent. |
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Battlestar Galactica 4.05 |
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I'm beyond tired of seeing Ballmer's tongue every time there's a story about him, or Microsoft, or dental hygiene. |
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3 May 2008 |
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J'envie ceux qui n'ont pas GTA IV et peuvent profiter du beau temps. (Moi de toute façon avec le printemps je ne peux plus respirer dehors.) |
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2 May 2008 |
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Jesus-christ motherfuckers would you mind spamming my comments rather than the goddamn contact form? At least it wouldn't feel so pointless! |
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Lost 4.10 |
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Times 1.0Now available for download; it’s a little too CPU-expensive for my computer (although disabling page curls in the Preferences helps) and crashed when I added the fourth feed to a “Garoo Network” page, but it looks nice and works as advertised. If you’ve got an Intel Mac (2GB of RAM is probably preferrable) and have never really cared for RSS aggregators, I strongly recommend you give this one a try — it looks to be great for randomly surfing the daily news and discovering stories, rather than methodically reading every little post that each blog or news site publishes. If my iMac could handle it better, I’d probably keep Times around to have an occasional look at the stock-provided News and Entertainment pages. |
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Bon, pas de GTA IV pour ce weekend. Prévisible. |
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“Next-gen iPhone spotted in the wild?”The reason I find this picture interesting is that it’s a perfect blend of the current iPhone design with a bit of telephoniness added in; it’s at the same time elaborate and subtle enough to ring true. |
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![]() TwistoriUnlike the Digg Labs visualizations, this doesn’t hog my CPU; and it’s more artistic. I absolutely want to hack it into a screensaver. |
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