As far as I’m concerned, they could have had T-rexes driving Lamborghinis and I still wouldn’t be impressed: I know better by now than to think anything J.J. Abrams touches can actually turn out to be good, let alone an X-Files clone (not that Abrams didn’t find the perfect fit for his talents, mind you). So here it goes: it’s watchable (except when it’s so gross I’m glad I watched it from two meters away on my exercise bike), not very interesting, and it’s gonna get more and more stupid each week. I like the actress, though. And whatshiname is tolerable.

Wonder how long they’ll stick with the cute, fancy location titles.