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Garoo


9 mar. 2009

Twilight  

Well, I was going in with the lowest expectations, obviously, but still… apart from the self-evidently catastrophic casting choice for the Sexy Awesome Smooth Lead Vampire And I Burst Out Laughing When He Finally Spoke His First Line, it isn’t that bad. At all.

You’ve got two movies in one, as the running time reflects: a terribly cheesy vampire Z-movie (with some of the worst visual effects and makeup this side of the millennium), and an okay adolescence drama… that hinges on the fact, really, that Bella is played by a far, far better actress than the producers had any moral right to hire for this movie. (Did you know that was Jodie Foster’s daughter in Panic Room?)

All in all, I’d pretty much say it isn’t worse than True Blood, egregious story similarities and all.

And I want myself a Cam Gigandet.

 

Seriously, though. Please explain to me how Robert Pattinson gets hired. To play in movies. That are projected in theaters. For live audiences.

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, 6 years ago:

Cam Gigandet? Really? I guess if you cut his head off...

garoo, 6 years ago:

Bodies like his are a dime a dozen (well, okay, maybe a dollar a dozen); I like the head :)

Frozen to the Touch, 6 years ago:

Hehe; to each their own.

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