Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
Room Service : ambiance de merde parisienne puissance dix, mais hâte de retourner au Yoyo pour une bonne soirée. Ca, c’est des basses.
Nouvelle passion-haine : les connards qui traversent la piste de front comme si la Mer Morte allait s’ouvrir devant eux.
Jusqu’à la coupure à 5:50 et l’inévitable boucherie au vestiaire, j’avais un nouveau club préféré. Oh wait, c’est pas mieux ailleurs.
The examples of algorithmically cracked passwords are scary.
Running as a pane within Volvo’s own interface. I suppose it’s powered by AirPlay.
Much less enticing than the previous video. Look for the Motorola ROKR moment at 7:40.
Can’t believe Almost Human had the guts — or is it the gall? — to finish season one without advancing any of its thin plot threads.
I’ve seen the “Olympic rings vs. tank” meme three times now. Three times the exact same layout, three different tank tread designs #WTF
Swiping on an iPad really brings the point home. And, yes, I gave up.
J’allais passer ma compta dans un script PHP pour ne plus mettre cinq minutes à lancer Excel à chaque fois, mais finalement changer d’ordinateur ça marche aussi.
Instant Tinder nopes:
- guys with suits
- guys with babies
- guys with friends
- guys with other evidence of active life
Warning: going for a walk on the first day of global-warming spring while listening to Avenue Q runs a risk of flashing smiles to strangers.
Je suis jaloux de tous ces gens qui peuvent flâner tranquilles à l’ombre en T-shirt, voire en débardeur, sans choper une pneumonie.
I loved Weekend because I could take a semi-ironic perspective on their “love story,” but Looking now makes me think Haigh was dead serious.
I haven’t gotten into Threes — it requires much more concentration than I’m willing to give an iPhone game. 2048 is the clone I was hoping for: it’s playable as a brainless time-waster, yet quite addictive.
Si je veux me remettre en forme j’aurai plus vite fait de me suicider et me réincarner, pour repartir d’une base saine.
Watching the Friends episode where they all freak out about turning thirty.
Good thing we have a gas oven.
Mystery solved on my bad impression of Friends: some episodes I’d seen were from later seasons. Still, five good years is huge for a sitcom.
Je reformule : passion soirées de merde et envies de meurtre. Avec option “m’apercevoir a cinq heures du mat que l’autre salle était mieux.”
The Veronica Mars movie is light on story, but as a (dispensable, forgettable) reunion it’s fun enough, and what more should you expect?
RT @ikare: J’ai demandé de faire un selfie chez mon psy, il n’a pas voulu
RT @maxdonzel: J’ai bu un demi gin tonic au boulot et je suis incapable de travailler. Je. ne. comprends pas mad men.
La petite fille qui se pend aux poches arrière de mon jean dans la queue du Casino, on est d’accord que je l’assomme ? #ew #cooties #gross
Now that we all own a dozen iOS devices, I want the web-based stores to offer a “download to that device” list like Kindle books have.
Il y a un mot allemand pour quand quelqu’un t’envoie sa photo et tu réponds avec la tienne en espérant qu’elle ne lui plaira pas non plus ?
Frozen is basically all irritating filler and one good song. Thank god I didn’t let myself be roped into seeing it in a theater.
Quite impressed with Continuum, again. Season three starts with more time-travel mindfucks than ever, and still no major misstep.
The Ender’s Game movie is inevitably rushed but knows to hit all the right notes, earnestly and masterfully. A huge surprise.
Her, Frozen, Gravity, Rush… How is it that single-word titles have become so popular right when Google makes them most inconvenient?
Well, there goes my plan of buying a gaming PC. PS4, here I come.
RT @sarahlane: I just absent-mindedly flipped through several pages of apps on my iPhone TO FIND MY PHONE. I WAS LOOKING FOR MY IPHONE. This is rock bottom
I have vague memories of the first Kick-Ass movie being decent, but watching its horrendous sequel makes that seem completely impossible.
Still not a fan, but far less bored with the second Hobbit movie. Plus, Lee Pace and Benedict Cumberbatch are both sexy as hell.
A couple hours into The Last of Us, I’m not having any fun, and I feel like half my deaths were unfair. Unlikely to finish.
So I guess Interior Leather Bar is just a documentary on James Franco seeing how far he can push and manipulate his actor “friends”? Gross.
For the last few years Franco has been alternately kicking and feeding the puppy to find its breaking point. It’s called being an asshole.
RT @BenedictEvans: VR is cool. Java-based network computers are taking on Windows. Interactive TV is the next big thing. We’re living in 1994.
I hadn’t been taken with the first Wolf Among Us, but things do pick up in Part 2. Still lacks the illusion that I affect the world, though.
Remember Me has stunning design and interesting combat, but movement / traversal is wonky and there’s a lot of — testing my patience.
I tend to like every other Von Trier film, so I guess I should watch Nymphomaniac vol. 2 as well.
I may never be interested in sex again.
At least I learned something: you do rack the slide of a semi-automatic pistol before firing — the first round.
August: Osage County is basically an abridged version of Six Feet Under, and that’s always a fun ride.
RT @danielpunkass: The old Apple logo is still so delightful. I wish they would pull it out every once in a while for a special product.