Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
(Although the intro video is barftastic.)
That would explain the absurd money Amazon is paying.
Apple exec #1: “What’s an iOS feature we can make that Android won’t copy?”
Apple exec #2: “Ad blocking?”
Apple exec #1: “😈😈😈”
Ayant vu Insurgent, je suis contraint de vous présenter mes excuses et regrets sincères pour avoir dit publiquement du bien de Divergent.
Took the loaner Watch out of its box (because watchOS 2 is coming). My dilemma is, I find its product design so profoundly unsexy, yet its industrial design so gratifying.
I’d much rather look at a round Samsung Gear S2 on my wrist but (before even thinking of software) it will never feel as precisely engineered — like jewelry.
If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way.
ICQ just showed up in the App Store’s updates. Did I only install it to get a nostalgic flashback every time that happens?
A Mad Max game with a huge desert, two settlements, half a dozen groups of roving bandits, and you have to find your way by the stars.
I’m starting Defiance’s season 3 because comments about it were surprisingly anonymous and—holy shit the show took a (welcome) dark turn.
do you ever secretly suspect that your tweets have at last gotten so awful that everyone has muted you and you’re snarking to no one at all
L’app est gratuite parce que le monde est rempli de radins, alors n’hésitez pas à la charger et à lui mettre cinq étoiles, voire plus.
All I had to do to get the IAP working was submit a 1.0.1 update with “‘Remove Ads’ button” in the release notes so they wouldn’t forget to approve it this time.
Vous imaginez, des mecs qui sortent faire la fête par centaines et ne considerent pas la soirée gâchée s’ils rentrent seuls ? #promisedland
My lesson from Slack: take obscure nerd tech from college, package it well, & sell it to enterprise execs who were in frats at the time.
“Tap vs. press” is already not ideal, but at least you can teach it to most users. For many people, “deeper press” will just mean the device is reacting randomly to presses.
Que Self/less soit horriblement médiocre, d’accord, mais comment un film de Tarsem Singh peut être aussi inintéressant visuellement ?
Ils font des marqueurs craies de toutes les couleurs \o/ Mon prochain appartement sera peint en noir du sol au plafond.
Remember when they integrated the Apple Store into the main site and we thought at least it wouldn’t go offline anymore on keynote day?
Avec la rentrée le nombre de signalements et complaintes d’utilisateurs de nopic remonte, et ma motivation pour bosser sur la 2.0 redescend.
Envoyer des mails pour promouvoir l’app de tarot à tous les sites qui passent, ou me planter des clous rouillés dans les doigts ?
Does Apple care enough about its stock price that it would reduce the number of keynotes because they always result in a dip?
I kind of want to wait until next year, when the iPad Air form factor becomes compatible with Apple Stylus.
iPad Pro starting at 32 GB, no 64 option, is the same as iPhone starting at 16, no 32. Take out the one people actually want to upsell them.
iTunes for Mac could take a few pages from the UI of Music on TV
The Apple Event is the world’s largest meeting that could’ve been an email.
I’d love to have shortcuts on the Springboard, but “tap-hold to rearrange icons, tap-deep to access shortcuts” seems awful. Swipe-deep to switch between apps is even worse.
Apple built a custom chip to power the screen flash on the new iPhones. Let that sink in.
The way iPhone uses 3D Touch is the same problem as on the Watch: they had the technology and looked for (idiotic) ways to put it to use.
Really interesting that they’re taking advantage of the brand-new platform to prevent apps from taking hours to install before first launch #LastRT
Paper by FiftyThree is the one third-party app mentioned on the Pencil’s page. I half-expected them to refuse to update for it, and close up shop (since it’s been pretty much established they’re not profiting from software).
I’m kind of depressed after the event, not as a Mac developer but as a user. They telegraphed a long-term future without the Mac, IMHO.
My initial doubts about the Pencil’s technology choices are waning. So I’m mostly sold on iPad Pro, totally sold on Apple TV, and hate the implementation of 3D Touch but wish I could have the new camera.
Relevant to the Apple Pencil, which seems quite comparable to N-Trig, if not licensed outright.
Parce qu’il a été mentionné récemment dans plusieurs podcasts que j’écoute.
Didn’t expect Paper by Fiftythree to suddenly become the best note-taking app for iPhone (and iPad) — for free. An excellent surprise.
Got a notification from Tweetbot on iPad that my tweet was faved by a stranger. Simplest way to identify them was to look their handle up… in Safari.
I don’t think the iPhone 6S automatically switches to live photos when it detects a face, but it should — with an on/off/auto setting like for the flash. I know I’d immediately turn it off, because I mostly take photos of landscapes; then I’d never think to turn it on when it would be useful.
Don’t make me choose between iPad Pro and this.
Corning has now passed $4 billion in revenue for Gorilla Glass for smartphones and tablets, and over 1 billion square feet of glass.
GTA Online’s werewolf mode sounds so clever I’m beginning to consider rebuying GTAV on PS4. But without friends it’ll be much less fun.
I skipped all the articles which came out after the trailer, and totally missed that Pokemon Go was made by the same developers as Ingress. I’m suddenly very curious and/or interested.
Flight Control’s removal from the App Store stings more than most as if you were building a museum exhibit on iOS gaming it’d be a big part.
It’s amazing how Tumblr has remained faithful to its original concept in all the right ways, and hasn’t tried to become Twitbook.
Went back to AC:Unity thinking, now that the story’s over, maybe I’ll appreciate it better. But I’d forgotten what a pain this game was to play.
Which is frustrating because, with Yohalem writing the story and Wintory the music, I’m not gonna not buy AC:Syndicate.
Grow Home’s grabbing mechanics are fantastic but I don’t think I can deal with the half-inverted controls for growing sprouts. WTF? (On PS4)
Might replace agar․io as my biobreak game.
Si Terminator: Genisys était un moyen-métrage de 40 minutes, il serait excellent. Mais le reste… n’est pas si mauvais, en fait ?
Went to give Ground Zeroes another try, and after hearing so much discussion of MGS5 I’m finally getting the hang of its systems — somewhat.
Oh, come on. I can’t filter my PS4’s library by whether the game is installed — and even demos I only played once are listed there.
Un peu perturbé par le fait que Lee Pace dans Halt and Catch Fire est à la fois clairement inspiré de Steve Jobs et un psychopathe crédible.
Pourquoi ils font un clone d’IBM PC avec son propre système d’exploitation et compilateur, d’abord ?
C’est pas humain de repartir de Leroy-Merlin avec Miley Cyrus dans la tête pour le reste de l’après-midi.
Order for an Apple TV dev kit just went through. Now what kind of game can I whip out in a month — while I’m also swamped with client work?
Not that I care about 10g but this is a crazy choice they made.
Painstakingly set up my Xcode project’s tabs. Done for the day, Cmd-W to close the project. Why isn’t the window clo… OH, FUCK.
Every. Single. Time.
Je devrais réduire mon tarif horaire mais facturer le temps que je passe occupé à me dire qu’il faut que je me mette au boulot.
1960: We need to invest heavily in math edu or the Russians will win
2015: We need to heavily regulate math tech or the terrorists will win
I didn’t get The Witcher 3 because if I like the story I won’t be able to put it down until I’m done (and I’ve got things to do,
places to be), but I think I’m quite safe with MGSV. So I finally gave in to the buzz and ordered it.
For the first time in weeks I’ve opened Snapchat because I was curio—OH MY GOD I HATE THIS INTERFACE SO MUCH.
Twitter’s about to be sued for shortening URLs in DMs. And they’ll probably lose or settle because, as idiotic as it is, it makes perfect sense from a legal standpoint.
If I could find a small desktop app I like for posting to Tumblr, I’d be running all my posts through it. So tired of editing down to 140.
The monsters, locking it in a cage.
So it turns out Apple TV games will have access to fewer buttons on the remote than I thought (+/- are apparently reserved for volume control), and I love how the remote’s Menu button will pause the game while the Play/Pause button will end up displaying the game’s menu in most cases. (If you missed the news, while that wasn’t the case a week ago, current docs state that Apple TV games are required to be playable without a third-party gamepad. Even though Guitar Hero was announced at the keynote, so that’s a laugh.)
The way Apple always pays lip service to gaming then utterly fails to follow through is still infuriating.
Still, I’m speccing a great Apple TV game idea in my head right now, and I might just have the time to implement it before launch.
Safari View Controller will confuse users and, if you’re a dev, I still recommend just sending links to Safari. It’s asinine that going back from a web view to the original app will sometimes require you to tap the Done button in the upper-left corner, and sometimes hunt for the tiny “Back” link in the title bar, when both views look almost 100% identical.
Reminder that with Xcode 7, now public, you can build any Xcode project and install it on your iOS 9 device with just an AppleID, free.
Reminder: When you install iOS 9, a lot will update, migrate, and index. Battery and performance will take a temporary hit. Give it a day.
The lowercase keyboard’s letters are like two pixels higher than uppercase and I know why they did it but I feel it was the wrong choice.
I figured updating my app for iOS 9 would be easy and I could wait until public release to recompile and resubmit hahaha stupid fool.
If you could make an identical clone of yourself with a 100% success rate — would you trust your clone with your life?
Les impôts ont visiblement décidé de me créer d’office une entreprise parce que je déclarais des bénéfices sur la 2042C \o/
I can’t find the Apple TV dev kit’s NDA, so I don’t know if I’m allowed to comment on the remote (since it’s not software).
Wonder if a Bittorrent client + video player would be allowed on Apple TV. I’m sure someone other than me will soon test those waters.
The fundamental problem with Force Touch and 3D Touch is that it relies on the assumption that uninformed people who accidentally happen upon the feature (by pressing too hard on a link or icon, because they’re in a bad mood or have imprecise motor control or whatever reason) will wonder what happened, ask around, figure it out and either be delighted or turn it off.
But that’s not how regular users work — especially when you’re at the point where each iPhone iteration sells hundreds of millions. Many of them will see their device behave erratically, both blame it and blame themselves, then carry on with their day, muttering “goddammit those fancy smartphones are stupid.” Maybe they’ll find out about 3D Touch months later, when it happens again in view of someone better informed — but by then the damage will have been done, they’ll have lost trust for their device.
It used to be that a Mac user’s first line of technical support was That Geek Friend / Family Member Who Had Made Them Buy A Mac In The First Place. But the iPhone is far too ubiquitous for that model still to work; many users don’t have a designated geek anymore.
It also used to be that Apple mostly avoided that kind of mistake.
I’m watching the last WWDC’s GameplayKit sessions and the segments about AI are putting me to sleep. So that’s encouraging.
Isn’t it inefficient that you have to manually update the position of each GameplayKit agent from Sprite/SceneKit for each cycle?
On-Demand Resources are great for keeping 16GB iPhones in stores, but will be awful for anyone ever needing to play offline.
Pourquoi je continue d’acheter des desserts à mon Franprix alors qu’une fois sur trois il y en a un de cassé ?
Good news! Looks like, in iOS 9, third-party keyboards can access their app’s info without “Enable Full Access.” You can turn that off now.
I was glad to be done with the headaches of iOS 9-ing my apps — and now the builds are stuck “Processing” in iTunes Connect.
Le dentiste chasseur de lion, la journaliste anti-réfugié, maintenant le patron de boîte pharma. La nouvelle mode est aux visages du mal.
Closed Xcode, launched Xcode-beta, it reopened my projects and started… doing to stuff to them. Nothing will ever compile again.
I assumed iOS 9’s keyboard-trackpad would move the cursor letter by letter, not turn into a full-on mouse pointer. This is so not iOS-like.
I don’t remember Red Dead’s horse precisely, but it was better, right? D-Horse feels like driving a vehicle, not guiding a living companion. Oh, solved by enabling “Radio Control” in the settings.
I like how MGSV avoids the big-map-of-icons trope by displaying side-ops as a good old list. I hope someone at Ubisoft is playing it.
Fury Road est visuellement superbe (à part les accélérés à la noix) mais, euh… ça s’arrête un peu là ?
Ca fait plaisir de voir Jamie Lee Curtis — et Nick Jonas — mais Scream Queens a tous les mauvais côtés d’AHS:Coven sans aucun des bons.
Je viens de me rappeler qu’il y a une saison entière où il fait si froid qu’on doit mettre des pulls à ses mains. Quel monde de merde.
Ma thermorégulation est tellement foireuse que je frissonne de voir quelqu’un en T-shirt dans la rue en septembre #old
Mine was #18330633 and completely ignored.
My feelings are hurt, Radar.
Twenty minutes figuring out why my app didn’t detect the Apple TV’s remote. I’d started the app from Xcode so the remote wasn’t connected.
The visuals look like reason enough to buy it.
Yesterday MGSV’s realistic, immersive world was suddenly overtaken by shadow monsters, so last night I had a zombie-invasion nightmare, yay.
I’m adjusting quite well to the original Pebble as a dumb wrist buzzer. I don’t have such an active life that I need a remote for my phone.
It’s still a damn shame though that you can’t filter notifications per app, so I’m keeping an eye out for affordable Android Wear models.
Heavier but a lot more elegant than the iPad Pro’s fabric origami.
Ever since I’d heard of Chrome’s pinned tabs I’d assumed that they reappeared in new windows. The word “pinned” implies permanence.
So long, Apple Music. All I asked of you was a way to bookmark tracks without fucking up my entire music library with iCloud.
Which do we want first, though — longer tweets or editable tweets? And does it even make any sense to have the former without the latter?
Oh, c’est une de ces journées où j’ai envie de filer des baffes à tout le monde dans la rue. Ca doit etre parce que j’ai du boulot.