Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
Let’s make a movie!
I hope Extra Gear is meant to introduce the 2017 or 2018 Top Gear hosts, because it’s sad how much better they are than Evans & LeBlanc.
Je vis moyennement bien d’être sorti prendre des photos de la crue alors que je trouve ridicules les badauds sortis voir la crue.
Les pelleteuses retranchées en haut des quais me font penser aux photos d’arbres couverts de toiles d’araignées suite à une crue je ne sais où.
And somehow I haven’t managed to convince anyone I know to adopt it.
Hadn’t used Xcode in months. Trying to reinstall my app, couldn’t get out of provisioning issues. Closed Xcode, opened a vodka bottle.
APB Reloaded’s character creator is surprisingly nice. Shame that the rest of the game is ugly and runs terribly on Xbox.
Ces sales jeunes qui se roulent des pelles dans les parcs, ils n’ont pas des examens à réviser plutôt ?
Je ne sais pas à quel point mes nouvelles lunettes de soleil me permettent de mater les joggueurs impunément.
It’s hard to make fun of made up a Sci-Fi names when Facebook and Google have become verbs.
Specifically, I want to hear “App Review is faster now because we’ve stopped being dicks about what we approve.” And yes, also free trials.
WWDC must be really full if they’re messaging this now instead of on Monday
It’s just about to become a whole lot harder to be an independent dev on the App Store
The game mechanics look great.
You can see Watch Dogs 2’s GTA 5 influence from MILES away. This is a good thing.
Does Sony confirming PS4 Neo today without showing it in detail at E3 mean they’re considering a last-minute spec upgrade following the new Xbox rumors?
1/ Apps used to have similar interactions w/ aesthetic variety. Now they have the same flat aesthetic but wildly different interactions.
Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we’re suddenly gonna have x-ray vision
Exciting. And stressful. Gonna have to make a choice soon.
Let’s just forget the past year and call this watchOS 1.0.
iOS 7: Super thin fonts.
iOS 10: Super thick fonts.
iOS 13: A reasonable font weight.
Nothing has gotten louder applause at #WWDC2016 than tap-to-replace emoji.
What’s the point of Messages so aggressively playing catch-up with Facebook Messenger if they’re not gonna go cross-platform?
I want to believe that the rejection of gamepad-only apps cost the new Apple TV dearly in its first year.
Someone told me recently that God of War 4 is heavily influenced by The Last of Us, but I didn’t think they meant it this literally
The continuing problem with Sony, however, is they announce games to have a killer E3, then the games get delayed over and over and over.
When I was in the closet and frequenting public cruising areas as a teenager in KY, I was filled with violent rage against my self.
But this also turned into fantasies of violence directed towards the men I met there. The closet is a space of psychic splitting & conflict.
APFS: default on all devices in 2017 (no month specified). In-place, non-destructive conversion of HFS+ volumes.
Like every three months I’m annoyed at how much Twitter has shaped my self-expression and decide to fall back on Tumblr for mid-length posts.
Looking at screenshots of the new notifications, widgets, and the Music app — I guess this year’s endemic issue is low information density?
La saison 2 d’Unreal se concentre sur tous les aspects les moins intéressants de la première, et ce n’est pas une grosse surprise.
remember to always ¯\(ツ)/¯ at least once per day for your mental health
Les démos stéréoscopiques font immédiatement travailler mon oeil paresseux ; c’est très drôle mais il va me falloir des lentilles.
Fact #1 from a GearVR demo today: the tracking on an S7 is a million times better than Cardboard on an iPhone 6. Properly impressive.
Actually should refrain from judgment, because 3D VR forces my lazy eye to work, so it wows me by just being much more 3D than real life.
After months of saying I’d never do public VR demos because of cooties, I spent yesterday afternoon strapping a multitude of GearVRs to my face ¯\(ツ)/¯
“Je vais aller prendre l’air pour profiter du beau temps.” Il fait pas vraiment beau et y’a pas d’air dehors.
You’d think Xcode would spontaneously offer to do this when provisioning fails.
Machine learning is like money laundering for bias
“Oh putain, depuis quand j’ai les jambes aussi moches ? Et c’est quoi ce short, on dirait une jupe. Ah, non, c’est pas mon reflet.”
J’attendais aux boîtes aux lettres que l’ascenseur parte, mes voisins d’étage attendaient dans l’ascenseur que j’arrive 😱
No matter the outcome, #Brexit polls demonstrate how quickly half of any population can be convinced to vote against itself. Quite a lesson.
Interesting that the HTC Vive doesn’t force my lazy eye to work like GearVR did. I guess it’s that much more lifelike.
However, Tilt Brush is the absolute best thing ever. It’s like painting with magic spells out of a wizard’s wand. A. Ma. Zing.
I had big plans for what I was gonna draw but was too happy just tracing ribbons of light in the air to focus on anything else.
C’est la première fois en… bien deux ans que je ne suis pas déçu par un nouveau gadget que j’étais impatient de prendre en main. (Merci pour rien, Apple.)
Unlike most of the attendance I found Space Pirate Trainer mind-numbingly uninteresting. Shooters are a no-go for me — at least until headsets provide proper peripheral vision, if not forever.
It’s hard enough for an on-screen FPS to convey you’ve been hit, but it will never make sense in VR until you’re wearing a haptic vest.
There’s a huge, brand new disconnect between how profoundly immersed you are in the world vs. having to refer to a HUD to know your health or that you’ve been hit.
La surprise d’entendre des jeunes fredonner Freed from Desire dans le métro puis la déception d’apprendre que les footeux salissent tout.
Have fun with it while they look for a business plan.
If only Apple had any relationship at all with the music industry, they could work out a global deal for all App Store apps.
“Don’t click this unless you’ve watched the Game of Thrones finale” followed by video’s thumbnail spoiling everything.
C’est vraiment pas une heure pour regarder Game of Thrones mais qu’est-ce que je vais faire d’autre, fermer Twitter pour la journée ?!
Looks fantastic, and interesting locomotion choice (longitudinal movement only, plus 90° snap turns).
If you can indeed avoid motion sickness just by preventing strafing, that’s so much better (for immersion and gameplay) than teleportation.
My first month in VR I’ll be squealing like a kid opening Christmas presents, non-stop.
I’d been wondering about that a lot lately.
Cette idée à la con de me laisser pousser les cheveux, devoir sortir les ciseaux alors qu’avant tout est réglé en cinq minutes de tondeuse.
Twitter is a portal to overwhelming despair, injustice, anxiety, & fear that I bafflingly engage with several times a day.
Beautiful in its own right.
Got a new company credit card. I only use it for Creative Cloud. Adobe’s payment method form doesn’t work 🙄
Step 1: “Log in with Twitter”
Step 2: “Enter your e-mail address and choose a password to create your account”
DO YOU WANT USERS OR NOT.
Halo 5 is playable for free for a week but I think I’m done after half an hour. No idea if that’s me or the game.