Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

1 June 2016

2 June

I hope Extra Gear is meant to introduce the 2017 or 2018 Top Gear hosts, because it’s sad how much better they are than Evans & LeBlanc.


14 ans après la décriminalisation de toutes les drogues, voici la situation du Portugal - Express…: [seenthis.net]

3 June

Je vis moyennement bien d’être sorti prendre des photos de la crue alors que je trouve ridicules les badauds sortis voir la crue.

Les pelleteuses retranchées en haut des quais me font penser aux photos d’arbres couverts de toiles d’araignées suite à une crue je ne sais où.

“The joy of Slack”

And somehow I haven’t managed to convince anyone I know to adopt it.

5 June


Here’s a doggo blowing bubbles. It’s downright legendary. 13/10 would watch on repeat forever (vid by Kent Duryee) [pic.twitter.com]

Hadn’t used Xcode in months. Trying to reinstall my app, couldn’t get out of provisioning issues. Closed Xcode, opened a vodka bottle.

“It takes a lot of nerve to have nothing at your age” — Ishtar

6 June

APB Reloaded’s character creator is surprisingly nice. Shame that the rest of the game is ugly and runs terribly on Xbox.

Ah, donc en plus de ne pas être drôle, cette saison de Veep se révèle tourner entièrement autour de ses histoires de coeur. Classe !

7 June

Ces sales jeunes qui se roulent des pelles dans les parcs, ils n’ont pas des examens à réviser plutôt ?

Je ne sais pas à quel point mes nouvelles lunettes de soleil me permettent de mater les joggueurs impunément.


Hey fellow theatre nerds: you’re really going to enjoy this.



It’s hard to make fun of made up a Sci-Fi names when Facebook and Google have become verbs.

8 June


Really fair “subscription” model. You keep the version your updates ended. Major version bumps are just marketing. [blog.sketchapp.com]


The app boom is over: the average US smartphone user downloads 0 apps per month. [recode.net]

Specifically, I want to hear “App Review is faster now because we’ve stopped being dicks about what we approve.” And yes, also free trials.


WWDC must be really full if they’re messaging this now instead of on Monday


I sincerely hope someone at Apple has thought about how all these subscription apps will deploy in schools. [theverge.com]


It’s just about to become a whole lot harder to be an independent dev on the App Store

Oh, gross — Apple is pushing subscriptions so hard that it becomes the simplest way to offer a free trial


You can see Watch Dogs 2’s GTA 5 influence from MILES away. This is a good thing.


Watch Dogs 2 looks like Zack Snyder’s Splatoon and I mean that in the best way possible. [pic.twitter.com]

9 June


Locomotive factory in Albuquerque New Mexico, 1943. [pic.twitter.com]

10 June

Does Sony confirming PS4 Neo today without showing it in detail at E3 mean they’re considering a last-minute spec upgrade following the new Xbox rumors?

J’ai une idée révolutionnaire : des tapis roulants 30cm plus larges pour que les piétons ne soient pas bloqués par les chariots.

11 June


1/ Apps used to have similar interactions w/ aesthetic variety. Now they have the same flat aesthetic but wildly different interactions.

12 June

I don’t understand how my iPhone 6 still manages to take selfies


Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we’re suddenly gonna have x-ray vision

Godfuckingdammit I don’t want to be excited about the next Mass Effect but I can’t help it — heart in my mouth as soon as they started the (empty) reveal.

13 June


45 minutes of #Battlefield1 multiplayer gameplay to watch instead of going to sleep [eurogamer.net] [pic.twitter.com]

Microsoft wins by acquiring the only social network they can never be blamed for making worse.

VR headset competition is heating up

Exciting. And stressful. Gonna have to make a choice soon.


Let’s just forget the past year and call this watchOS 1.0.

It’s “macOS”! Consistency wins!

Can Bozoma Saint John do all the keynotes from now on? 😍


iOS 7: Super thin fonts.

iOS 10: Super thick fonts.

iOS 13: A reasonable font weight.


Nothing has gotten louder applause at #WWDC2016 than tap-to-replace emoji.

Crazy that the Watch’s ‘Digital Touch’ lives on in iOS 10.

What’s the point of Messages so aggressively playing catch-up with Facebook Messenger if they’re not gonna go cross-platform?


App Review Guidelines were completely re-written. Will take some time to digest. [appstorereviewguidelineshistory.com]

14 June

I want to believe that the rejection of gamepad-only apps cost the new Apple TV dearly in its first year.


You’re like “this story can’t get any sadder” and in fact it can. [twitter.com]


Someone told me recently that God of War 4 is heavily influenced by The Last of Us, but I didn’t think they meant it this literally

Well, Sony won E3 se hard it’s not even funny.


The continuing problem with Sony, however, is they announce games to have a killer E3, then the games get delayed over and over and over.


The A5 SoC and 3.5” iOS devices are dead. 🎉 No support in iOS 10. [arstechnica.com]


iOS now ignores ‘user-scalable=no’ because of everything abusing it



When I was in the closet and frequenting public cruising areas as a teenager in KY, I was filled with violent rage against my self.


But this also turned into fantasies of violence directed towards the men I met there. The closet is a space of psychic splitting & conflict.

There’s no way I’d buy a Wii U but I must say the new Zelda’s environment is beautifully inviting.


APFS: default on all devices in 2017 (no month specified). In-place, non-destructive conversion of HFS+ volumes.

15 June

Gunpoint (Mac) — 7/10

Resident Evil 7 Beginning Hour is… fine, I guess? It wants so much to be P.T., and very much isn’t.

Like every three months I’m annoyed at how much Twitter has shaped my self-expression and decide to fall back on Tumblr for mid-length posts.

Looking at screenshots of the new notifications, widgets, and the Music app — I guess this year’s endemic issue is low information density?

La saison 2 d’Unreal se concentre sur tous les aspects les moins intéressants de la première, et ce n’est pas une grosse surprise.

Ooh, je me demande dans quelle mesure on peut considérer que ça s’applique aux apps de drague


Trying out the first beta of #iOS10. So far so good! #Apple #geek #iPhone #UI [instagram.com]

The new watchOS UI is designed around the fact that people use few apps. But the main reason people use few apps is how much they suck in the current OS, on the current device. So that’s not very future-proof.

16 June


Holy hell… multiple apps already use the iOS Music library fingerprinting technique to violate privacy?! [twitter.com]

Je découvre quatre semaines plus tard que Wayward Pines a repris, ce n’est pas bon signe.


remember to always ¯\(ツ)/¯ at least once per day for your mental health

17 June


Style transfer is neat, but this technique is amazing. Less filter and more creative tool: [prostheticknowledge.tumblr.com] [pic.twitter.com]

Beaucoup trop de vidéos 360° foireuses à l’installation GearVR mais les deux-trois attractions en vraie 3D valent le coup.

Les démos stéréoscopiques font immédiatement travailler mon oeil paresseux ; c’est très drôle mais il va me falloir des lentilles.

Fact #1 from a GearVR demo today: the tracking on an S7 is a million times better than Cardboard on an iPhone 6. Properly impressive.

Fact #2: playing 360° videos is an incredibly lame use of VR goggles. Actual 3D or bust.

Actually should refrain from judgment, because 3D VR forces my lazy eye to work, so it wows me by just being much more 3D than real life.


Microsoft has a blog post on why hidden SSIDs harm security. They cause connecting clients to always broadcast it. [blogs.technet.microsoft.com]


Ben Affleck should do DVD commentaries more often. What a ledge. [pic.twitter.com]

18 June

C’est un outrage, toutes les configurations de Kallax qui n’existent pas. J’exige un 5x1 et un 3x2.

After months of saying I’d never do public VR demos because of cooties, I spent yesterday afternoon strapping a multitude of GearVRs to my face ¯\(ツ)

Ne riez pas, mais il me faut des T-shirt plus colorés.

19 June

Je cherche des écouteurs in-ear à 100 € qui fassent un aussi bon son que mon casque B&W à 400 €. Ca paraît raisonnable, non ?

20 June


Kudos to Apple for pushing to exclude the “rifle” emoji. Next step: make the “pistol” a pink watergun. MS gets it! [pic.twitter.com]

Le pilote de Roadies est gentiment mignon, mais ça m’étonnerait que l’audience justifie les frais.

21 June

Face-aware Liquify. There goes my productivity today (if I manage to get the updater to open).


Gloomy puzzle-platformer Limbo is temporarily available for free through Steam - [goo.gl] [pic.twitter.com]

Comme tous les six mois, refaire le tri des vêtements qui ne sont plus à ma taille.

C’est relou, l’adolescence.

22 June

“Je vais aller prendre l’air pour profiter du beau temps.” Il fait pas vraiment beau et y’a pas d’air dehors.

Rien de tel qu’un passage sur Grindr par temps d’orage pour se rappeler qu’on hait les gens 🌩🌩🌩💀

23 June


Machine learning is like money laundering for bias

“Oh putain, depuis quand j’ai les jambes aussi moches ? Et c’est quoi ce short, on dirait une jupe. Ah, non, c’est pas mon reflet.”

24 June

J’attendais aux boîtes aux lettres que l’ascenseur parte, mes voisins d’étage attendaient dans l’ascenseur que j’arrive 😱


No matter the outcome, #Brexit polls demonstrate how quickly half of any population can be convinced to vote against itself. Quite a lesson.

How many macOS apps will be available day-one to trigger Siri when you say “Computer!”?

Il y a des gros bugs d’anti-aliasing ce matin

Comme un avant-goût d’élection de Trump à la présidence du monde 😶

Sosh se lâche au niveau spam SMS, cette semaine.


An appeal to everyone I know who works at Twitter, Facebook, Google etc, and for the people who influence them [pic.twitter.com]

25 June

Interesting that the HTC Vive doesn’t force my lazy eye to work like GearVR did. I guess it’s that much more lifelike.

However, Tilt Brush is the absolute best thing ever. It’s like painting with magic spells out of a wizard’s wand. A. Ma. Zing.

I had big plans for what I was gonna draw but was too happy just tracing ribbons of light in the air to focus on anything else.

C’est la première fois en… bien deux ans que je ne suis pas déçu par un nouveau gadget que j’étais impatient de prendre en main. (Merci pour rien, Apple.)


Powerful urge to dodge-roll through the mud and stab this thing in the back. [pic.twitter.com]

Unlike most of the attendance I found Space Pirate Trainer mind-numbingly uninteresting. Shooters are a no-go for me — at least until headsets provide proper peripheral vision, if not forever.

It’s hard enough for an on-screen FPS to convey you’ve been hit, but it will never make sense in VR until you’re wearing a haptic vest.

There’s a huge, brand new disconnect between how profoundly immersed you are in the world vs. having to refer to a HUD to know your health or that you’ve been hit.

The focus should be on tracing the silhouette of shields and arrows with your “wand” to conjure them, not just shooting and teleporting around.

26 June

La surprise d’entendre des jeunes fredonner Freed from Desire dans le métro puis la déception d’apprendre que les footeux salissent tout.

Music players that treat Shuffle as a global toggle rather than a per-playlist setting 😡

Do they really expect each and every music-related app to license cover art or create fake albums from scratch?

If only Apple had any relationship at all with the music industry, they could work out a global deal for all App Store apps.

Je n’ai jamais vu le “If you’re both interested, we’ll let you know” de Scruff en action, on est sûrs qu’il marche ?

27 June


intel integrated graphics don’t work right with forza 6 apex, but they do provide some good techno-rave backdrops [pic.twitter.com]

“Don’t click this unless you’ve watched the Game of Thrones finale” followed by video’s thumbnail spoiling everything.

C’est vraiment pas une heure pour regarder Game of Thrones mais qu’est-ce que je vais faire d’autre, fermer Twitter pour la journée ?!

Cars can drive themselves but Twitter clients can’t detect and hide spoilers. Priorities, people.

The pacing of this season finale was a hate crime against storytelling 😡

Here They Lie PSVR gameplay

Looks fantastic, and interesting locomotion choice (longitudinal movement only, plus 90° snap turns).

If you can indeed avoid motion sickness just by preventing strafing, that’s so much better (for immersion and gameplay) than teleportation.

Eve: Valkyrie PSVR gameplay

My first month in VR I’ll be squealing like a kid opening Christmas presents, non-stop.


App Store ad taking up most of your screen: apparently by design ¯\(ツ)[pic.twitter.com]


Exported some old @tiltbrush sketches finally and put them in #c4d and rendered with #octane - hands made w/ #zbrush [pic.twitter.com]


Exported some old @tiltbrush sketches finally and put them in #c4d and rendered with #octane - hands made w/ #zbrush [pic.twitter.com]

28 June

Cette idée à la con de me laisser pousser les cheveux, devoir sortir les ciseaux alors qu’avant tout est réglé en cinq minutes de tondeuse.


Your phone can see up into a faucet stream like a watery wormhole, but you need to minimize that Reynolds number. [pic.twitter.com]


Twitter is a portal to overwhelming despair, injustice, anxiety, & fear that I bafflingly engage with several times a day.

Flashbacks de mes années au Mag #pridedenuit

29 June

30 June


#tiltbrush my Space center Tilt brush file+video now available for download for free, here: [gum.co] [pic.twitter.com]

Got a new company credit card. I only use it for Creative Cloud. Adobe’s payment method form doesn’t work 🙄

Step 1: “Log in with Twitter”

Step 2: “Enter your e-mail address and choose a password to create your account”


Halo 5 is playable for free for a week but I think I’m done after half an hour. No idea if that’s me or the game.

I’m shocked though by the number of Cool Moves that happen in cutscenes. Halo games didn’t use to do that, did they? It’s so boring.


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