Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
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Quelqu’un à l’usine a encore mélangé la garniture aux champignons avec celle au fromage, adieu les crêpes surgelées 😞
Spent two hours implementing user-requested half-star ratings in my app to find out that a half-star rating set on iOS doesn’t stick.
I bet any amount of money that those guys trying to break us out of the simulation fiddled with the wrong registers and gave us Trump
Je regardais ma coiffure dans le miroir de l’ascenseur puis mon regard est tombé sur le bouton d’appel aux secours et j’ai failli appuyer.
On salue Westworld dont le pilote ouvre direct avec plusieurs viols plutôt que de laisser planer le doute sur les intentions de HBO.
Ca tient à peu de chose — laisser à l’action le temps de se développer, aux personnages celui de réagir, poser la caméra sur un truc stable.
Downloading an open-source Swift project that hasn’t been updated in all of three months and therefore not being able to compile it.
Ca semble se confirmer, la batterie de mon iPhone marche normalement tant que je ne lance pas Pokémon Go. Impossible de le revendre, donc.
What the hell is going on at @Dropbox these days? The Mac client developers have lost all respect for the platform.
I should try switching my paid subscription to Box but I’d still need to keep Dropbox installed for 1Password and a couple other apps 😕
On the real though, Google going at Apple head to head like this is going to be awesome for people who like either OS. Competition FTW.
Designing multiple Google Home devices to work together is a genuine improvement over the Echo.
So Google’s move is to make the same hardware as everyone else and bet that it does AI better than anyone.
It’s gonna work
The big question is whether the general public ever cares about Apple’s emphasis on privacy. (Which is unlikely.) #lastRT
The next frontier with digital assistants will be to recognize hesitations & corrections so you don’t have to mentally draft your query in advance.
Also interesting: the headset is mostly made of fabric, not just covered with it. If only Google had brought the same care to its phone’s design.
Such a shame that Sony designed the best VR headset in many ways but falters on tracking by clinging to a six-year-old technology just so it could advertise a camera-less SKU under $400 — when in fact almost nobody already owns the camera.
Ma chambre fait 8m² et j’ai perdu mon sac de spo… de sp… mon sac marqué du sceau de la déesse de la victoire.
Thinking about a distributed alternative to Twitter: maybe you can’t blockchain the tweets, but just the global user directory?
Before Sunrise (1995)
Before Sunset (2004)
Before Midnight (2013)
Until Dawn (2015)
Chrome regularly sends the wrong tab’s URL to Handoff. As if it wasn’t random enough whether Continuity is gonna work or not.
The keynote for Oculus’ developer conference actually feels like a developer conference instead of a sales pitch. That’s disconcerting.
apple has to reverse this kapeli decision or people are going to start using review manipulation to take out competitors.
It’s quite scary that it’s apparently as easy as buying paid reviews for a competitor’s app to get them out of the App Store. #NotRight
The world’s oldest cat, who is 31, looks exactly how I expect the world’s oldest cat to look. Sick of your shit af. https://t.co/84vcNRqF8p
Stop giving control of the display code to advertisers, FFS.
So Apple’s not budging on this – Schiller’s not budging on this. They want us to trust Apple. Which, frankly, is asking quite a lot.
The year is 2016. The first Turing Test was passed by a robot built to engage trolls in eternal combat https://t.co/12LeENHItb
Why is Snapchat engagement going nuts? No public replies to your content appear. People are tired of getting destroyed online everyday. https://t.co/4rtAw7tbGu
Je ne sais pas si l’épisode 1 a été rajouté après coup ou non, mais le deuxième Westworld aurait fait un bien meilleur pilote.
Spotify alterne morceaux chiants et bonne musique, du coup je n’arrive pas à décider si je sors ou non.
“America: 2016” toyed artfully w surreality but the show’s final eps were strewn with deus ex machina revelations and heavy handed symbolism https://t.co/P9WWXIBBmJ
“Men feel entitled to women’s bodies.”
“Not all men!”
“Trump says he’s entitled to women’s bodies.”
“But all men talk like that.”
One fun fact about Assassin’s Creed games: they use procedural generation to lay out the blocks of houses. Drawn like bezier paths on map
Je sors vite fait acheter du PQ, des millions de gens dans la rue et autant à Franprix, mais c’est horrible Paris en fait.
Maybe once everyone starts receiving their headsets I’ll be too jealous to keep reloading /r/PSVR so I’ll have time to work a little again.
Love seeing the view start to shake more and more as he gets into the music. Also, need.
Merde, j’avais rage-quitté Halt and Catch Fire à la fin de la première saison et je ne me rappelle pas pourquoi.
If Apple didn’t contact the Dash guy on both accounts before nuking them, that’s a big problem.
I don’t think Apple sees their relationship with developers as a partnership, but most developers do, and all developers should.
Could we just… stop… doing female-specific animation? This isn’t how women move. Definitely not women in armor. https://t.co/esTgF1Pjdh
Deus Ex Developers Confused By Mafia 3: “I Didn’t Realise You Could Use Race To Make A Political Statement” https://t.co/DMXjSRvJgt https://t.co/YsDldgyeCk
Would be nice if, instead of refunding a Steam game you don’t enjoy through no particular fault of its own, you could gift it to a friend.
We’re providing future generations a live feed of what the rise of fascism looks like and they’ll ignore it because it won’t be holovideo.
PSVR’s cinema mode works with Xbox One, PC, Mac and Wii U - but there’s a big catch. Digital Foundry tests it out. https://t.co/02fuP10Z8H https://t.co/gGFfDvmPSz
Trying to resist the urge to download every single PSVR game while I wait for my package to be delivered.
Thumper. Jesus fuckinh christ, guys. Thumper in VR. Mouth agape from beginning to end (successful first run, natch).
I’m saving Area X for another day and it’s supposed to be amazing, but so far Thumper unexpectedly outshines replaying Rez in VR.
Speaking of Thumper, the bass on the PSVR’s included earbuds is really good. Wonder how expensive Sony’s retail equivalent is.
The Extraordinary Details of Tiny Creatures Captured with a Laser-Scanning Microscope by Igor Siwanowicz https://t.co/EsXBFMknsH https://t.co/yd0yjjhp4R
Is there a schematic somewhere explaining why moving the PSVR forward doesn’t make the picture look smaller but only changes FoV? #optics
Limited as it is (and why is the included music so terrible?), Harmonix’s Easel is proof that Tilt Brush is VR’s killer app for me.
Disappointed that the lap times in Driveclub’s career haven’t been updated to be achievable with hardcore handling enabled.
Between the mess of pixels that is Driveclub and the lack of a proper Tilt Brush, I’m more impatient than ever to get a PC.
for anybody who has claimed this week that the legal system is designed to protect victims of sexual assault: https://t.co/Eb2SMyW46S
Not the most memorable game, but Wayward Sky is well worth experiencing for the way it plays with scale.
And anyone who complains about Arkham VR’s length is “part of the problem.” So beautiful, so well made, a master class in narrative gaming in VR.
I’ve been having tracking issues all day and now that I’ve taken the headset off it feels weird that the real world isn’t floating about.
Open-world games are elaborate model train sets for the digital age.
Think you’re having a bad day? Spare a thought for contractors who set off fire system at Oklahoma National Guard… http://t.co/Kw67ldZkpe
TIL you can’t use your PC account in the Xbox version of Elite, so I’m not impatient for a PSVR port anymore. I am not starting over.
The one thing I didn’t anticipate is how quickly, and how strongly, having access to VR makes me impatient to get better VR.
I really hope it’s because PSVR is flawed and its experiences shallow, rather than me just being old and perpetually dissatisfied.
Dynamic projection mapping onto deforming non-rigid surface: Impressive tech demo from @IshikawaLab https://t.co/GQBnJRaELy https://t.co/REx52ex8Lv
No touchscreen? That thing better be cheap. Anyway, good name, good concept, and the removable controllers would be too fiddly for the public if they weren’t backed by Nintendo’s brand power.
Le trailer de la switch, une vision dark de la vie d’adulte où tu essayes de jouer quand tu peux mais y’a toujours un truc pour te déranger.
Si on supprimait complètement le klaxon des voitures, là, comme ça, est-ce qu’il y aurait le moindre accident supplémentaire ?
C’est quoi ce bordel de rayon de chocolats de Noël un 20 octobre ? Ils se sont trompés en commandant le stock de Halloween ?
“It’s remarkable that virtually an entire co’s product line has been turned into a botnet that is attacking the US.” https://t.co/5ldYnGZPXn
Apple’s built Game Center, which has been terrible since the beginning and somehow got worse.
Apple built Metal into macOS but I still can’t play Overwatch on my year-old MacBook Pro, and it can barely run XCOM 2.
Apple positioned the Apple TV as a gaming console but required Siri remote control at launch and didn’t pack in a gamepad so no games sold.
Those are three pretty significant failures in gaming since iOS was released, and they all took a significant amount of effort to implement.
So maybe it’s not Apple isn’t interested, but they fundamentally don’t understand gaming and iOS games have been successful despite them.
Ca me fascine vraiment, d’un point de vue humain, Trump qui est prêt à mettre son pays à feu et à sang plutôt que d’admettre pouvoir perdre.
If you ask leading AI people about perpetuating implicit bias, they appear not to be able to comprehend the question https://t.co/sMe7Cn3xU4 https://t.co/Cp3LpI6rmd
There’s a good chance that the Watch’s redeeming feature, fitness tracking, was pushed by Cook himself, for instance.
Upgrade to iOS 10.1 right now. It fixes a remote code execution vulnerability that’s exploited by getting you to open a malicious JPEG. https://t.co/VpY7fpJlyP
People are complaining about the iOS update asking for their passwords, but neither of my devices did. Have I gotten a fake update?
Whitespace, whether in the form of an opening bracket line or a blank line after a method declaration makes code more readable. Period.
This isn’t an opinion. It’s design. Same reason paraph headers have a bigger padding between them than the lines in the paragraph.
I’ll get my complaint in early: the completely invisible Touch ID sensor (slash power button, presumably) is, once more, design over UX.
The Escape key is a relic of the Patriarchy. Why would I ever want to escape Apple? Apple is Mother, Apple is Father.
Also this better be a shitty mockup from an intern because everything’s off-center vertically, in addition to the odd margin on ‘Cancel’.
I was wondering how unreliable the touch bar would be in Boot Camp, but if it is powered by its own CPU it could pretend to be a keyboard.
I’m a little nervous about the availability of a key which is in command-option-escape being software-controlled. #Rumors
The “Move selected messages to Junk” icon is an odd thing to change in a .1 release but nice timing—started using it recently and it sucked.
I powered through tracking issues on my last PSVR sessions because I was just mildly uncomfortable, but it’s killed any urge to play again.
I knew to stop at the first hint of nausea, but it never got anywhere near that.
That damn wetware is so fiddly.
Oh. Ohhh. Même en entendant la réplique “go black hat with me” je n’ai pas immédiatement réalisé que black-hat / white-hat venait des westerns.
Je trouvais bien que c’était une blague étonnamment geek, même pour une série qui parle de robots et jeux vidéo.
I don’t know how useful it can be in real (adult) life but would you believe that Microsoft Paint 3D is legitimately cool.
Twitter’s “What’s happening?” prompt sounds more and more frantic as the year progresses.
I was making the argument to a friend yesterday that good old productivity apps were gonna move to 3D and VR (more significantly than this).
Did they really announce $300 VR headsets (sans positional tracking I assume) in ten seconds and move on?
Note that Microsoft already has ready-to-use inside-out positional tracking algorithms, with HoloLens.
Funny how the new Surface Book is thicker in the middle, but keeps the appearance of a gap on the sides.
Surface Studio very smartly and efficiently aimed at the creative professionals who are more and more disappointed with Apple.
Apple’s response for creative professionals: “No more pesky function keys!”
Microsoft bringing a comic creator on stage is also really fucking smart.
Google, going for the iPhone’s jugular, cloned a 3-year-old design. Microsoft, going after the Mac, makes every creative’s dream computer 😮
Taco Bell in the U.K. is now selling a quesadilla filled with melted Kit Kats instead of cheese (H/T @BillyGrenham) https://t.co/sO5oYUOMN4
I’d complain that people won’t know how to remove you from a needless group reply but they never did anyway.
Deleting my Twitter until each and everyone of you has posted or retweeted their own different yet identical “Apple lost its AirPods” joke.
“In hindsight, the idea now seems absurd.” Yeah, no shit.
Has anybody made a Black Mirror parody that’s just a series of alarmist dystopian yarns about now-mundane pieces of 20th-century tech?
Yes! A retro-futuristic series that’s essentially a smarmy, narrowly technophobic version of The Twilight Zone. https://t.co/UALXoV1aH4
a quick thought about Twitter killing Vine: i think you can look to this statement by Twitter early this month (which was overlooked!) https://t.co/X5lZ0ZQ1Ya
They always say “the best iPhone ever made” — not “the best iOS ever made” 🤔
Touch Bar might end up being really cool, but we’ll have to see in practice. Seems weird to constantly look down at your keyboard.
I’d have thought all you grumpy old-school ppl would like that fact that you can keep your hands on the keyboard instead of using the mouse.
Apple’s vision of touch on a Mac is to add the benefits of touch closer to where you fingers actually are when you work.
Okay, the customizable control strip and instant user switching with Touch ID are cool. (The latter is long overdue on iPad.)
Apple: “You can stop looking at your art and drag your finger across a tiny screen to change colors.”
Why didn’t they make that Touch Bar the same height as the keys? Looks like plenty of space.
Some of the Touch Bar demos were cool, but they all showed stuff that would be a million times more useful if the touch-sensitive area was, like, you know, an entire screen.
“So we’ve got a 13-inch MacBook Pro with Touch Bar and a 13-inch MacBook Pro without a Touch Bar expressly designed to cannibalize the MacBook Air which still exists.” NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKES SENSE.
My next computer purchase was always gonna be a VR/gaming PC but tonight for the first time that thought just makes me glad.
Well, not ‘glad’.
I don’t think it’s fair that ESC got swept out with the rest of the Function Keys. It doesn’t pass the same test for low use as others.
Assuming I find a decent text editor, the app I’d miss the most on Windows is Tweetbot. And Twitter’s not a good reason for anything.
There are no or rose gold MacBook Pros so Apple can roll them out next year to fill time in the event where they don’t update the Mac Pro.
Still dumb, but explains their thinking.
MagSafe was a top-ten Apple-at-its-best invention for me. A huge, tiny thing that you immediately couldn’t imagine living without. RIP.
I get the frustrations with cable replacement and dongles. I really do. On the other hand, I’m glad we’re not still using ADB and SCSI.
Don’t ask me why I need this 😞
I know search is complicated but it took me a whole hour of wanting to kill myself before I found this post and that’s a little too long.
A surprise (to me): the Touch Bar supports Wide Color. I wonder if that’s just a pro thing, or if we’ll see it on the next Apple Watch?
I’d be happy if the only VR component added onto most non-VR games was the ability to walk around the game environment.
“Microsoft is out innovating Apple”
“Buying a Studio?”
“These MacBooks are meh”
When Medium shuts down we’re gonna lose SO many posts about other startups shutting down
Wait, did Apple price the MacBook line up and kill the 11” Air so people would be forced to consider the iPad instead? 😨
I love that Playroom VR’s social screen is a separately rendered visual and I’ll never tire of seeing VR avatars wearing goggles.
Like those Twitch streams of Job Simulator with a virtual camera view — YOU DOWNLOADED YOURSELF INTO THE GAME, MAN!
On this week’s Gadget Lab David Pierce mentions that, while demoing the new MacBook Pro, he tapped an icon on the Touch Bar that triggered a menu to appear on screen, and he naturally when to touch and select an option — twice before realizing his error. To which the Apple rep laughed and said “don’t worry, everyone did this” without realizing how damning her remark was from a UX design perspective. (In her defense, neither did Pierce, since he doesn’t mention it in his writeup.)
As others have said, the Touch Bar is probably the most definitive evidence that Apple does not intend to make touch-screens Macs in the foreseeable future. So it’s pretty funny that real-world user experience with the Touch Bar may well be what pushes to Apple to relent and add a touch-screen to the next MacBook. (In whichever decade “the next MacBook” might be launched.)
Even if you still use the keyboard and trackpad for most things, it’s becoming more and more absurd for any device to have a screen you can not interact directly with. Look at how the next Nintendo console reportedly has a touch-screen even though it wasn’t demonstrated at all in the reveal video and the screen will be hidden inside a dock during half of its operation.
Enhance a low resolution image using a deep neural net with a simple command: “python3 enhance.py image.png” https://t.co/Qy1DLyQEI8
Tried this out, wow! Down-sampled a photo of my cute kid to 250x167px, ran it through the neural net and 15 seconds later… https://t.co/EIqiHBZ84D
Incidentally one of the primary reasons I touch the screen on a hybrid Windows tablet in ‘desktop’ use https://t.co/P96BGOIACh
Les cordons de mon hoodie ont des embouts métalliques et il faut vraiment que j’arrête de le porter à la maison avant de me casser une dent.
I keep wondering whether The 7 Plus’s fake bokeh will durably lower the bar for what is acceptable photoshopping or we’ll grow out of it.
I feel like I should be past the point of making up completely unsubstantiated theories to excuse Apple but, considering how absurd it is for an all-Thunderbolt 3 new ‘Pro’ laptop not to be launched alongside a dock with external GPU, one could start to wonder — what if the reason the keynote happened so late in October, and the reason it was so long and boring, was that they were ironing the last kinks in an external GPU system, and eventually had to postpone its launch?
No, I don’t know why I do this to myself. And it’s fun to dream anyway since I couldn’t afford a new MacBook Pro if I wanted one.
TIL that Max Von Sydow wore old man makeup in The Exorcist
I had previously just assumed he was an immortal.
Apple is tuning the tradeoffs to casual consumers across its entire product line, leaving pros out in the cold. https://t.co/830wrpOpiO
Was thinking about what I’d miss if I switched to a mid-range Android phone (I don’t use my iPhone much) and oh right I also have the Watch.
Qu’est-ce qui détermine l’authenticité d’une pièce de monnaie ? Peut-on la regraver au laser et continuer à l’utiliser ?
Does Twitter really have no vetting for promoted tweets? This is a straight up phishing attempt. @Support #InfoSec https://t.co/EaVhnXwb3K