Garoo

Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

1 July

@Pentadact:

.@radiatoryang’s (spoilery) dev notes for his new game The Tearoom are Extremely Good Content. [blog.radiator.debacle.us] https://t.co/cw8bNAqikZ

# 2017/07/01 - 11:16

Cruising dans les toilettes publiques, le jeu vidéo

# 2017/07/01 - 11:21 — originally published on @garoo

@JamesR_Affinity:

Edited an old RAW image in #AffinityPhoto #iPad today, so fun to use! Here’s a quick time-lapse video: https://t.co/EEIpEFD5JX

# 2017/07/01 - 11:42

@bakerbakerbaker:

me faving tweets about depression [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/01 - 13:40

@grescoe:

If we designed houses like we design cities—there wouldn’t be a lot of room for living left. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/01 - 20:03

Trying VapoRub to overcome the association of Oculus smell with discomfort. Works great, but can it end up ruining eucalyptus for me?

# 2017/07/01 - 20:29 — originally published on @commandergaroo

VR menus in House of the Dying Sun look stunning. Not convinced by gameplay. And why would you let me invert vertical but not horizontal.

# 2017/07/01 - 22:05 — originally published on @commandergaroo

Fruit Ninja VR is a lot more fun than I ever expected. Simple but refined, never threatening — most enjoyable of the sword games for me.

# 2017/07/01 - 22:12 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@GoodSmile_US:

Bloodborne’s Hunter will be joining the figma series, ready to be posed taking on the biggest bosses! #Bloodborne #figma https://t.co/FK2HyRO4st

# 2017/07/01 - 23:06

2 July

Hey, Twitter, feel free not to send me an e-mail notification when I’m added by someone who already follows 14,000 people.

# 2017/07/02 - 00:53 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

Vous aurez du mal à me faire croire que la même personne ait vraiment écrit ces deux épisodes

# 2017/07/02 - 02:27 — originally published on @garoo

“Solving the heroin overdose mystery: how small doses can kill”

# 2017/07/02 - 17:49 — originally published on @garoo

@year_progress:

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░ 50%

# 2017/07/02 - 18:54

@HistoryTime_:

life-size reproduction of a Neanderthal man, Homo neanderthalensis, dressed in modern suit in the Neanderthal Museum in Mettmann, Germany. https://t.co/Es6TRK8uNZ

# 2017/07/02 - 21:36

3 July

The Isle

# 2017/07/03 - 00:47 — originally published on @garooscreens

Animal tracks, with and without hunter vision (which you can enable permanently but it killed my framerate)

# 2017/07/03 - 00:49 — originally published on @garooscreens

I like a lot of The Isle’s design, and particularly the always-on animal tracks — because pheromones aren’t something you toggle IRL

# 2017/07/03 - 00:50 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@ryousentakami:

トラウマ不可避 [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/03 - 14:16

Mais mes vieux albums ne me rapportent que $3 par semaine :/

# 2017/07/03 - 19:12 — originally published on @garoo

The Desolation of Smaug en 48fps par curiosité. Mais, tant qu’on évite les mouvements de caméra et les mauvais acteurs, ça marche plutôt bien, en fait.

# 2017/07/03 - 23:30 — originally published on @garoo

Et Smaug lui-même : encore plus 💜💜💜

# 2017/07/03 - 23:31 — originally published on @garoo

4 July

Rechargeable AAs used to be recognizable at a glance to avoid the obvious mistake. Good that I use a modern brand-name charger that went 🚨🚨🚨

# 2017/07/04 - 01:24 — originally published on @garoocomplains

@franktinsley:

Tilt Brush but anywhere your camera can see stuff and infinite volume. Insane! #arkit #madewithunity @madewithARKit https://t.co/9e4950RT9P

# 2017/07/04 - 01:44

I’m happy to report that while SpringBoard looks lovely in 120Hz it has not pushed me to throw out all my devices.

# 2017/07/04 - 17:21 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

All the third-party drawing apps looked terribly laggy compared to Notes. Does faster Pencil support need special code?

# 2017/07/04 - 17:25 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@70s_party:

Happy #Happy4thofJuly [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/04 - 20:48

5 July

“Ministre de la Santé, pas que devant les caméras”

# 2017/07/05 - 00:02 — originally published on @garoo

I’ve only just watched the WSJ’s interview video for the iPhone’s anniversary. There isn’t much in it that we didn’t know before, but I enjoyed the software keyboard’s story, as told by Scott Forstall:

One year away from launch, they couldn’t figure out the keyboard; Forstall froze development of all system applications for a few weeks so that every engineer could offer their own take on it. One of them (I wish we knew who) came back with the intelligent keyboard we know and its dynamic hit regions.

I feel like iOS and watchOS would have a better UX if Apple did this more often. If you got ten people each trying to reinvent the Notification Center, surely you’d get a better result than the incremental deterioration of the last few years. Or the Watch’s awful Weather app. Or…

# 2017/07/05 - 15:35

I made an app to tweet textshots of my blog posts \o/ Now to find out if I’m able to write entire paragraphs again.

# 2017/07/05 - 16:53 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

The Ubuntu package of PhantomJS had issues with web fonts so I switched to CutyCapt for my textshots

# 2017/07/05 - 16:57 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

Les sauterelles font tellement de bruit le long des Maréchaux que je ne suis pas encore certain de ne pas faire des hallucinations.

# 2017/07/05 - 23:35 — originally published on @garoo

6 July

J’ai été réveillé à 10:00 par le bruit du déluge dehors et il va quand même faire une chaleur de damné cet après-midi

# 2017/07/06 - 10:45 — originally published on @garoo

Nature is beautiful and Snake Pass is not a realistic simulation

# 2017/07/06 - 11:47 — originally published on @commandergaroo

I think this is the first game I played whose name I remember, but it’s so vague I’m not even sure

# 2017/07/06 - 16:46 — originally published on @commandergaroo

Map out where you died and restart! No wonder I gave up quickly. But I love the detail of jumping to light the torch

# 2017/07/06 - 16:47 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@steam_games:

Now Available on Steam - Blocks by Google #SteamNewRelease [zpr.io] [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/06 - 18:16

Les deux Franprix à côté de chez moi viennent d’être réaménagés, visiblement par la même équipe totalement incompétente, et je ne vais plus pouvoir y aller tellement ça m’énerve de voir le bordel et la non-optimisation de l’espace.

Le système de bornes de commande de McDo me fait presque le même effet, mais la différence est que je n’ai pas d’alternative si je veux des McNuggets.

# 2017/07/06 - 20:01

Mais comment ils ont réussi à faire un film Lego Batman aussi mauvais 😦

# 2017/07/06 - 23:49 — originally published on @garoo

7 July

@camposanto:

In which we set out to fulfill an order for a product that does not exist.

[blog.camposanto.com] [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/07 - 11:15

@BoyArctic:

Creo que este es el mejor StreetArt de la historia [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/07 - 11:20

@SamuelWRoberts:

What I appreciate about FFXII’s art is how they captured that painted style on the character models – means the game’s aged really well. https://t.co/3XmuWz9Xwt

# 2017/07/07 - 14:36

J’ai lancé Split en me disant, eh, une connerie de Shyamalan, ça me détendra 😦

# 2017/07/07 - 23:17 — originally published on @garoo

8 July

Seems Instagram Stories were gonna be Reels until someone went “oh fuck it”?

I like Reel. Too esoteric, I guess.

# 2017/07/08 - 01:06 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

Interestingly, the best strategy to reduce this effect is probably for the OLED iPhone to be outrageously expensive

# 2017/07/08 - 14:32 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@tapbot_paul:

At $1200+ would cause me to not buy it and I’d probably skip the s model too. If I can’t have the best why bother?

https://t.co/zNP42ZW50o

# 2017/07/08 - 14:59

Si la série Castlevania continue, j’espère qu’ils vireront les responsables de l’enregistrement VO. Le script vaut bien mieux que ça.

# 2017/07/08 - 20:48 — originally published on @garoo

Goddammit I’m not gonna reboot my Mac just so the emoji palette manages to find valid screen coordinates, am I?

# 2017/07/08 - 21:29 — originally published on @garoocomplains

@xavierkatana:

Graffiti in abandoned Greece hotel [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/08 - 22:33

9 July

I’m not gonna do much in “Blocks by Google” until they add mirror planes, but I love this app already. The classic idea of modeling by extruding faces and moving vertices and god knows what else has always seemed completely unfathomable to me (whereas I’m perfectly at ease with the way Rhino or Fusion 360 works) but moving your head around the model and adjusting its faces and vertices with your hands is so much more natural.

Blocks is somewhat limited at the moment but you can see where it’s going — assuming it’ll follow the same path as Tilt Brush — and it has every chance of becoming quite awesome and quite useful.

# 2017/07/09 - 00:35

It’s weird to care again about the choice of fonts on my blog

# 2017/07/09 - 01:15 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

The fact you can’t save mid-day in Stardew Valley is completely discouraging me from launching it again. Maybe I should count myself lucky.

# 2017/07/09 - 01:22 — originally published on @commandergaroo

I was watching a video about the realism (ha!) of Assassin’s Creed: Origins’ fauna and just realized: you could solve the absurdity of its magical hovering drone-eagle by giving it autonomy — instead of controlling the eagle, you just move the overhead camera freely, and the eagle circles around the view to symbolize the way it’s gathering information (and transmitting it to you via long-range wifi, I don’t know).

I refuse to fly an eagle that has a pause button. But then, I don’t intend to play Origins anyway, so who cares.

# 2017/07/09 - 01:39

@wkerslake:

Always knew chimps were strong, but didn’t realize how much their hair covers the musculature [imgur.com]

# 2017/07/09 - 02:22

@jckarter:

JavaScript 4K demo competition! Build an amazing app with fewer than 4096 dependencies

# 2017/07/09 - 16:18

@safiyajn:

crusty has discovered how to fidget spin. i fear for my life [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/09 - 17:11

“What Russian Journalists Think of How American Reporters Cover Putin and Trump”

# 2017/07/09 - 17:43 — originally published on @garoo

@waxpancake:

This Amazon bot is generating thousands of phone cases from random photos, and it’s amazing. (via @rjurney) https://t.co/n63W4eo9Q5 https://t.co/VX2Ch7xn9v

# 2017/07/09 - 19:19

TIL that you can access Lightroom’s “Clarity” setting (and the others too) in Photoshop’s “Camera Raw Filter” \o/

# 2017/07/09 - 19:56 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

Il va falloir intégrer l’idée que rester chez moi à comater par grande chaleur me coûte bien plus que les 20 € d’une journée de coworking.

# 2017/07/09 - 20:04 — originally published on @garoo

Dammit I keep forgetting that I’ve bought Prey in the Steam sale.

# 2017/07/09 - 21:07 — originally published on @commandergaroo

10 July

Do you realize how offensive this is to a number of your prospective users?

# 2017/07/10 - 00:50 — originally published on @garoocomplains

Oculus Rift w/ Touch goes down to $399 / 449€ for the summer

Facebook’s serious about putting it in people’s hands 😳

# 2017/07/10 - 10:51 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@AHappierDay:

Snail drinking a dew drop from an acorn head [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/10 - 13:33

“When Will Climate Change Make the Earth Too Hot For Humans?”

# 2017/07/10 - 16:37 — originally published on @garoo

Trying to sort my projects by likeliness of having a shippable MVP in a month because I just need to ship something.

# 2017/07/10 - 17:11 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@HeerJeet:

This should be read along with the New York magazine article. [twitter.com]

# 2017/07/10 - 17:18

@calvinstowell:

Marisa Tomei is actually a year older as Aunt May in Spider-Man Homecoming than Rue Mcclanahan was when she started filming Golden Girls. https://t.co/QUTvME7LTW

# 2017/07/10 - 18:31

I think Facebook is operating on social network logic rather than manufacturer. Build up user base at all costs, figure out profits later.

# 2017/07/10 - 19:54 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@normalvr:

Blobbing in the studio today w/ the Vive + ARKit. Definitely some huge mixed reality potential here. 😍😍😍😍

#arkit #vr #indiedev #gamedev https://t.co/C1zANBuSrx

# 2017/07/10 - 21:38

@DynamicWebPaige:

1) Pick an industry

2) Ask people in that industry what they use spreadsheets for

3) Build something better

# 2017/07/10 - 21:51

11 July

Is this the best social media campaign ever or what? I just spent ten minutes reading their @ feed 💜

# 2017/07/11 - 00:10 — originally published on @garoo

Waiiit does this really mean if I saw the eye then someone was watching me, and I don’t know who? 😳 I can’t find any confirmation elsewhere. (From Fantastic Contraption’s lovely manual.)

# 2017/07/11 - 12:58 — originally published on @commandergaroo

“The Villain of Edith Finch”

That video doesn’t retroactively make me like the game but I appreciate and respect a writer who puts that much depth into their story and characters. It’s ironic that there is so much detail and hidden depth when the lack of subtlety is what turned me off in the game: for me the execution was too forced, too unrealistic, and relied on emotional blackmail (notably with half the vignettes preying on every parents’ fear for their child’s life — no wonder that left me cold). You don’t get points for world-building that needs a one-hour YouTube analysis to be revealed if the first-time experience itself doesn’t feel good.

The exception being, of course, Lewis’ story, which is such a masterpiece of… ludo-narrative harmony, I guess? that I do agree it’s worth the price of admission.

# 2017/07/11 - 13:15

@presentcorrect:

Photoshop cut out mural, on an abandoned car.

[stenograffia.ru]

thanks @artnau [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/11 - 14:00

J’avais trouvé bizarre qu’ils obéissent à la sanction plutôt que de se lancer dans un bras de fer ; je comprends mieux la stratégie, là

# 2017/07/11 - 19:13 — originally published on @garoo

@actioncookbook:

TWITTER, 2009: this is neat, Shaq responds to people and stuff!

TWITTER, 2017: the insane president’s idiot son is live-tweeting treason

# 2017/07/11 - 19:15

12 July

Prey’s universe has awfully low-resolution screens

# 2017/07/12 - 19:29 — originally published on @garooscreens

As pretty as those visuals are, they’re actively detracting from the sense of place - I have a hard time thinking I’m in a space station

# 2017/07/12 - 19:31 — originally published on @garooscreens

Personne ne semble s’être rué sur l’Oculus à 450 €. Le futur est à la porte, je suis le seul à avoir lu de la SF quand j’étais jeune ?!

# 2017/07/12 - 22:15 — originally published on @garoo

@RealCoryEdwards:

Fascinating BTS of “Escape From New York”: they couldn’t afford real CGI for the glider display so used glow-in-the-dark tape on a model.

# 2017/07/12 - 23:15

@miroslavazetkin:

Il y a quelques jours Le Monde a partagé un article sur sa page fb en utilisant le mot “autrice” en encart.

# 2017/07/12 - 23:34

13 July

Creating a control scheme for the Steam Controller is a lot of fun. It’s like designing a game without having to actually make a game first.

# 2017/07/13 - 01:26 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@gblardone:

J’adore ce monde.. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/13 - 11:37

This video of an emulated PDP-8 is amazing — to think that it was designed in the ‘60s, that people worked with it 😲

# 2017/07/13 - 12:37 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

No wonder men were too busy owning the world to pick up an interest in programming at the time

# 2017/07/13 - 12:47 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

It was easier to tell myself “the world needs this!” when I made utility apps. (I was also younger and more delusional.)

# 2017/07/13 - 15:25 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@Andreo_Ch:

Tenez puisqu’on parle des #migrants & réfugiés je vais vous raconter une toute petite histoire vécue par un militant de @assoAIDES

# 2017/07/13 - 19:13

@aaronykng:

Downtown LA. My July 4th weekend FourSquare checkins visualized in AR. (ARKit + Unity + Mapbox + Swarm)

# 2017/07/13 - 20:25

@weichsel:

Another Xcode 9 gem: The Simulator now comes with a Share extension to transfer URLs, Files, Locations, etc.

# 2017/07/13 - 20:29

14 July

@inthefade:

i have never identified more with a comic [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/14 - 11:54

TIL the assets for Neill Blomkamp’s shorts (scenes, rigged models, …) are available on Steam for non-commercial use, $5 apiece

# 2017/07/14 - 13:32 — originally published on @commandergaroo

15 July

I swear I’m trying to give the ME:Andromeda trial a fair chance, but I can’t shake the feeling I’m watching The CW.

# 2017/07/15 - 14:38 — originally published on @commandergaroo

Most interesting thing that happened in the first two hours was when I found out the Paul Bettany AI is a heavily processed woman’s voice.

# 2017/07/15 - 14:38 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@starwars:

The General. #TheLastJedi [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/15 - 22:34

@VickerySec:

Apparently future-dated gps packets disable Stingray phone signal intercept devices. The device thinks its license has expired and locks up.

# 2017/07/15 - 22:48

Fine I’ll rebuy Thumper (own on PSVR, which sits in a closet) although what I really want is a no-fail zone-out endless mode

# 2017/07/15 - 23:06 — originally published on @commandergaroo

16 July

Je considère comme un grand compliment qu’un mec me demande de la MD d’un air entendu alors que je n’ai pris que de l’alcool 😁

# 2017/07/16 - 01:09 — originally published on @garoo

Infosec people are turning on 1Password (somewhat understandbly, even if AgileBits’ response makes sense)

# 2017/07/16 - 14:58 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@ibogost:

Oh no. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/16 - 15:25

@mjrobbins:

Today in grown men crying over alien casting: [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/16 - 17:50

@Kilo_bytes:

Interesting bonus: fans talking about The Doctor as a whole (not specific regens) will have to get familiar with gender neutral pronouns.

# 2017/07/16 - 17:57

@ironicsans:

But the Doctor’s emails!

# 2017/07/16 - 18:24

@artemchistyakov:

I wrote about the complex relationship between programming and naming, and how it affects non-English speakers

# 2017/07/16 - 19:11

Killjoys enfin de retour après deux épisodes foireux visiblement écrits en urgence pour expliquer l’absence imprévue de Stephanie Leonidas.

# 2017/07/16 - 20:49 — originally published on @garoo

17 July

Je ne suis toujours pas optimiste, mais c’est quand même mieux que le premier teaser

# 2017/07/17 - 15:01 — originally published on @garoo

@thedogist:

Reputa, Husky mix (7 m/o), Plymouth Rock, Plymouth, MA • “The first thing she ever played fetch with was a head of lettuce.

# 2017/07/17 - 18:27

It’s a shame no one cares about Myspace anymore — this kind of negligence deserves to make newspaper headlines

# 2017/07/17 - 22:33 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@Rainmaker1973:

When the camera shutter speed is in sync with the wings of a bird, you can happen to see this

# 2017/07/17 - 22:35

18 July

“Assistive stairs are the next best thing to an escalator in the home”

# 2017/07/18 - 12:42 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@alexhern:

There’s a power cut in my tower block. The room where the engineer can fix it has an electronic lock. It’s broken. Cos there’s a power cut.

# 2017/07/18 - 13:58

@aallan:

For anyone that’s ever idly thought of using a custom PCB for their business card. You really don’t have much excuse not to… #openhardware

# 2017/07/18 - 14:55

There you go, that’s AR all sorted out 😒

# 2017/07/18 - 17:19 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

I mean, if isolating you from the world was the problem of VR/AR, sharing what you see with everyone is certainly a solution.

# 2017/07/18 - 17:23 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@kerrymflynn:

Lol Snapchat must be feeling pretty good about this quote (from Tinder redesign)

# 2017/07/18 - 17:41

The advantages of having a non-flat icon in 2017

# 2017/07/18 - 22:41 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

The first time I saw this picture I completely missed the LED 😯

# 2017/07/18 - 23:53 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

19 July

@x0rz:

Emoji in URLs are probably a bad idea… probably:

🤔 #phishing #unicode #emoji

# 2017/07/19 - 11:45

Le Ministère de la Vérité a bien réussi son coup si même les protestataires utilisent le mot “migrants” maintenant

# 2017/07/19 - 12:08 — originally published on @garoo

“Lonely Dog Escapes Yard To Get A Hug From His Best Friend”

# 2017/07/19 - 14:23 — originally published on Tumblr

@CGdrawing:

# 2017/07/19 - 17:04

“How We Resurrected a Dragon”

The page in question hijacked scrolling so I never went far enough to notice it was interactive WebGL 😒

# 2017/07/19 - 17:40 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@motherboard:

Hackers can hijack Segway scooters and hoverboards while you’re cruising around

# 2017/07/19 - 18:37

“Front-load the pizzazz” is excellent advice for an independent developer who has trouble keeping faith 🖐

# 2017/07/19 - 19:28 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@olitax:

Que fait la @PoliceNationale ? Elle fait ça. Courage @AubergeMigrants 💪

# 2017/07/19 - 22:10

20 July

ME:Andromeda didn’t close properly last time and I was almost spared the remaining 8 hrs of trial(s) but Origin eventually figured it out 😕

# 2017/07/20 - 00:02 — originally published on @commandergaroo

# 2017/07/20 - 01:23 — originally published on @garooscreens

# 2017/07/20 - 01:24 — originally published on @garooscreens

You don’t know how lucky you are

# 2017/07/20 - 01:24 — originally published on @garooscreens

At least I get to play with Ansel

# 2017/07/20 - 01:25 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@onovotny:

You may want to install that iOS 10.3.3 update ASAP if you don’t want a remote takeover of your phone via WiFi

# 2017/07/20 - 01:27

I like Ansel (was afraid it wouldn’t have gamepad support, it does) but why the hell does moving the camera a bit reset its roll.

# 2017/07/20 - 01:32 — originally published on @commandergaroo

Tiens, Oats Studio a sorti un court sans aliens ni fusils — comme il n’y a pas de générique je vais supposer que ce n’est pas de Blomkamp

# 2017/07/20 - 13:58 — originally published on @garoo

@CaseyNewton:

Instagram is reshaping the restaurant scene and it’s wild. Chambongs, ham walls, flamingo murals and more —> [theverge.com]

# 2017/07/20 - 17:29

21 July

@michaelsacca:

Great thread on the importance Basic Income [twitter.com]

# 2017/07/21 - 01:05

@videocats:

Very disappointed with the results of his Schrodinger’s test

# 2017/07/21 - 13:00

Is Apple paying for NPR’s suddenly automatic “Listen to it on Apple Podcasts [or wherever]” line?

# 2017/07/21 - 16:09 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@AndrewProjDent:

ARKit + CoreLocation, part 2

# 2017/07/21 - 16:18

Vivement qu’on interdise les moteurs à combustion dans les villes putain de scooters de livraison de bouffe.

# 2017/07/21 - 21:21 — originally published on @garoo

C’est toute l’histoire du XXIème siècle

# 2017/07/21 - 22:32 — originally published on @garoo

22 July

@FliDiFlouFliFla:

😂

# 2017/07/22 - 13:35

Pour une fois je pars de Bonne-Nouvelle avec de la place dans mon sac pour un stock de ginger ale M&S.

Que je vais descendre en une journée.

# 2017/07/22 - 14:41 — originally published on @garoo

@thedogist:

Mr. Monster, Goldendoodle (8 m), Union SQ, NYC • “He loves water – if there’s a water bowl he’ll stick his whole face in and blow bubbles.”

# 2017/07/22 - 20:48

23 July

@kaptainkristian:

Dat color. Dat composition. Dat deliberate character posing used specifically for this design instead of terribly photoshoped floating heads

# 2017/07/23 - 13:26

(J’ai juste un problème avec la façon dont les bras de Cate Blanchett croisent ceux de Hulk) #lastRT

# 2017/07/23 - 13:26 — originally published on @garoo

Sérieusement, les neurotypiques supportent qu’on leur parle pendant qu’ils sont au téléphone ? 😧

# 2017/07/23 - 16:55 — originally published on @garoo

24 July

@JaquesBoregard:

L’oiseau Lyre est un excellent imitateur ! Mais la proximité des hommes lui a appris de nouveau son assez inédit ! ( sans trucage !)

# 2017/07/24 - 00:35

@weird_hist:

Cleopatra lived closer in time to today than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid.

# 2017/07/24 - 01:15

@DirectiveGames:

The Machines running on #ARKit powered by #UE4! [bit.ly] @EpicGames @UnrealEngine #ar #AugmentedReality @Apple

# 2017/07/24 - 16:16

@etdragon:

I laughed so hard at this I almost choked on my own saliva. THAT CAT’S FACE OMFG.

# 2017/07/24 - 18:37

Watching a Beyond: Two Souls playthrough; I couldn’t have endured the bad parts — or the gameplay at all, really — but it has some fantastic moments.

# 2017/07/24 - 21:03 — originally published on @commandergaroo

Using third-party auth removes friction at signup but it’ll only make your life harder later (user complaints + cumbersome edge cases)

# 2017/07/24 - 23:33 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

25 July

I find it so depressing — in its symbolic appropriateness — that Apple went from “Mac vs. PC” to “The Rock × Siri” in less than a decade.

# 2017/07/25 - 00:17 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

@NaomiHimley:

‘hi, yeah my name is Naomi, I’m calling about the, uh, job listing you have up on craigslist?’

# 2017/07/25 - 02:54

I now have a small white spot on my 3½-year-old rMBP’s screen and I strongly suspect it overheated one night after failing to go to sleep when closed.

# 2017/07/25 - 17:34 — originally published on @garoocomplains

@tvaziri:

When people watch this 24-year old mega-blockbuster, they point and laugh at the totally obvious disappearing raptor on each viewing, ya?

# 2017/07/25 - 21:42

26 July

Long Exposure Photos of Budapest Trams Lit Up with 30,000 LED Lights

# 2017/07/26 - 12:21 — originally published on Tumblr

J’habite au septième étage et il y a des gens à ma fenêtre qui font du bruit depuis huit heures du matin 😡

# 2017/07/26 - 12:30 — originally published on @garoo

@TheAnimalVines:

I wouldn’t say he’s good at digging but he gave 110%

# 2017/07/26 - 12:50

Who needs dire wolves when you can get regular wolves that big 😳

# 2017/07/26 - 16:02 — originally published on @garoo

@adambanksdotcom:

Microsoft: “No more Paint”

World: Aww, Paint, we liked that

Adobe: “Hey no more Flash!”

World: …

Adobe: …

# 2017/07/26 - 16:06

BTW, I’d forgotten to google an explanation for the “That’s not you” line in the last GoT (whose wolves are a joke)

# 2017/07/26 - 16:09 — originally published on @garoo

“Oculus 1.17 Update Will Let You Launch SteamVR Apps From Oculus Home” \o/

# 2017/07/26 - 16:34 — originally published on @commandergaroo

Not that Oculus Home is all that great but the dedicated button to get back there is the only one that pretty much always works.

# 2017/07/26 - 16:36 — originally published on @commandergaroo

@ZachWeiner:

Simulationism

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#smbc #hiveworks

# 2017/07/26 - 16:46

27 July

Je sais que c’est idiot de tweeter ça le jour de Valérian, mais — ouhlala, Ghost in the Shell, quel gâchis d’un joli production design (et rien d’autre).

# 2017/07/27 - 00:33 — originally published on @garoo

@trevorprzybyla:

Adding drunk people to fitness quotes makes things interesting