Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
Genie: You get one wish.
Me: I wish for mor–
Genie: No wishing for more wishes.
Me: I wish for more genies.
Genie: Holy shit.
All the new genies: Holy shit.
My iPhone 7 Plus with a brand new battery can hardly get through a three-hour train ride through the no-service countryside and I have this nagging feeling it didn’t use to be quite so bad a few years ago, even though the phone batteries were mich smaller.
Of course my year-old AirPods can also hardly (bloop) get through that train ride but that’s (bloop) much less surpri