Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

11 June

@NewDadNotes:

God: you’re a parrot.

Parrot: ok.

God: you can repeat everything you hear.

Parrot: humans are the worst.

God: uh what?

Parrot: i’ll prolly kill them in a flood soon.

God:

Parrot:

God: what’s it gonna take to keep this quiet?

Parrot: I wanna live in a tropical paradise.

@ChristinGorman:

I’m going to spoil it for you because it’s so damn important.

Microsoft did a scientific study - based on MS Vista code and found that the best predictor of bugs was:

ORGANIZATIONAL COMPLEXITY

More people = worse code

More departments = worse code

Higher turnover = worse code

I’d actually never noticed how similar “Vive” is to “Valve” until Valve started competing with Vive and I had to tell them apart when scanning my news feeds.

Pour une fois que les trottoirs et les passerelles ne sont miraculeusement pas blindées de touristes, on ne peut même pas en profiter, il pleut 🙄

@le_Parisien:

Garde à vue et déverrouillage des téléphones portables : une jurisprudence qui fera date [l.leparisien.fr]

@AlixEHarrow:

i don’t kill my darlings. i cut and paste my darlings into a separate document, assuring each of them i’ll find them a more suitable home, and then let them die of natural causes.

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