Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

28 April

RT @patrickklepek: Dark Souls 3 is dealing with its cheating problem by punishing its biggest fans. It’s bullshit. [kotaku.com]

RT @davidjbland: I’ve analyzed the Silicon Valley Bot Startup trend and created a handy venn diagram to help explain it. [pic.twitter.com]

I’d forgotten about the “mechanical Apartheid” bullshit. Guess Eidos is sticking with it, huh.

RT @ziyatong: Roomba long exposure shots… [pic.twitter.com]

Just found out that the text clipping I’d created a month ago by dragging a sentence out of Mail was truncated after a few words \o/

The new Philips Hue app clearly shows a change of focus away from color bulbs. I’ll be pissed off if/when they stop updating the old app.

RT @ydikoi: je veux vivre là dedans !

“The Floating Seahorse, la première villa sous-marine est sortie de l’eau” [superyachts.fr]

Am I getting old or did they make the roadie run spectacularly barftastic in the Gears 4 beta?

All I had to do was turn on my Xbox to download the Gears of War beta and somehow I missed any mention of it on the places I follow?

27 April

En boucle depuis que je suis tombé dessus sur Spotify

“VReal: Twitch for VR, on Steroids”

Sounds awesome, but Twitch would have to screw up badly for anyone else to have a shot.

I never really got into Ingress, and the video makes it look more annoying than anything, but who knows.

Thank you Philips for giving me a choice; doing IoT mostly right

Je ne vais pas rester abonné à un service qui m’insulte comme ça

26 April

Wait, why are they looking for a Rachel to find “Becky”?

The concept of playing Stage Presence online feels a lot to me like “if you die in the game, you die in real life.”

RT @VRFocus: Get up on stage and entertain the crowd in Stage Presence, a new #VR title from tinyBuilds: [bit.ly] [pic.twitter.com]

25 April

RT @phillryu: Will my watch turn on when I look at it? Will Siri get me? Will 3D touching this do anything? Every new Apple interaction is a minefield. 🤔

RT @pkafka: Comparing Apple Watch and iPhone’s first years as a defense for Apple Watch doesn’t work. Everyone loved their iPhones.

24 April

I’m not bitter, but there’s no goddamn reason for the second question you ask a guy you just kissed in a club to be “how old are you?”

L’article d’hier me fait réaliser que les gens arrivent à visualiser un visage dans leur esprit ? Moi, comme il dit, “I have a hash table” (i.e., les images dans mon imagination sont toujours floues, mais je pensais que c’était juste pour aller avec ma myopie).

When I grow up I wanna become a psychopath and not have my enjoyment of a party depend on everyone else’s.

23 April

Je n’ai absolument aucune raison de penser que la MDMA ait un effet bénéfique contre les anxiétés sociales et choses de ce genre.

Si j’avais su que c’était aujourd’hui, la Formule E, je serais allé voir. Je ne pensais pas que Twitter s’était scandalisé à si court terme.

Il y avait “leg warmers” dans ma grille de mots croisés et j’ai eu des images de Dead Like Me en tête tout le long 💜

Wait, ‘parlay’ and ‘parley’ are two completely different words.

Après deux heures à comater : “oh mais le paracétamol avait bien marché hier, et si j’en reprenais ?”

22 April

RT @Sci_Phile: This is what snow leopard parkour looks like [nerdist.com] [pic.twitter.com]

Ended up doing the annotation on a white background in Adobe Sketch and sending it to Photoshop for compositing. Because the future is bullshit.

Is there a sane workflow for using my iPad Pro to quickly annotate an image that’s on my Mac? Can’t seem to find one and that’s ridiculous.

21 April

Ma Watch disait grand soleil dehors et 21°, alors maintenant je sens la poussée de fièvre qui commence, forcément.

Also, je ne suis jamais arrivé au bout de :

Et comme je me suis répondu non, je ne l’ai jamais eu et je ne reconnais pas du tout l’image.

Souvenir : trouver l’album dans un hypermarché et me demander si je pouvais l’acheter sans que ça fasse bizarre

RT @AlyssaRosenberg: A (very) brief Prince and Bowie thought: we’ve lost two artists who acted as reminders that there’s no one right way to be a man.

RT @CuteEmergency: “what kind of job do you want?”

me: [pic.twitter.com]

RT @uliwitness: Idly wondering how MacOS X would look if they brought back 10.0-style Aqua on today’s Retina screens.

Admit it, it’d probably look awesome!

RT @JordannGross: Question about preferred size of a #Scrum team made me visualize this today: “Why BIG teams fail!!1!” :) #agile [pic.twitter.com]

RT @leroncier: Non mixité: l’agressivité des agressées [crepegeorgette.com] de @valerieCG

RT @Pentadact: Hannibal gag reels are pretty special. [youtu.be] .

20 April

RT @TinyEclair: My friend and I were pretending to mine In Dark Souls 3. Then we got invaded and he joined us. I love this game. [pic.twitter.com]

Mettre un blouson renforcé et me jeter sur le chemin de tous les vélos qui prennent le trottoir pour une autoroute.

16:00 Soleiiiiiil

16:15 Flarglblrglshmfff cough cough wheeze

Reading Saint-Exupéry’s autobiographical stories, imagining the game one could make — like Desert Bus, but with danger and suspense.

RT @Noddus_: La folie : un joueur de KSP a publié 5 ans de constructions sur imgur.

88 images.

[imgur.com] [pic.twitter.com]

19 April

RT @commanda: A bash script that moves the given thing into the Trash. I use it instead of `rm -rf` [gist.github.com]

The article also makes a very good point that Apple must be much more interested in HoloLens-like stuff than full-on VR.

RT @owensd: It’s a good thing some people were actually willing to “reinvent the wheel”. [pic.twitter.com]

RT @rgriff: It sounds stupid, but really, the “Store closed” sign worked a hell of a lot better than “The page you’re looking for can’t be found.”

Oh but I could stick to my old Mini for desktop use and get a gaming PC with the remainder and oh god I need to offload my MacBook Pro now.

Hrm, I could probably replace my MacBook Pro with a MacBook One, a big Mac Mini and a huge 4K TV for the same price.

(I’ve been trying to keep my Watch under the shower lately because the NATO strap is too cumbersome to take off and put back on.)

The Watch needs a Wet Mode that uses 3D Touch to distinguish intentional presses from water droplets.

RT @alexhern: Majestic… bulldozer mating rituals in their natural habitat [youtube.com]

RT @justinofclark: Basically,if the Neo results in a $250 PS4, and Sony keeps games running smooth on both models, this sounds like an Everybody Wins scenario.

RT @austin_walker: Sources have confirmed for us the specs of the upcoming “PS4.5,” which has the codename NEO: [giantbomb.com]

18 April

RT @jtsd: Sobering thought that our free Gmail, Gmaps etc. are being (albeit indirectly) subsidised by problem gambling [ow.ly]

Why can’t I write </div id=“myid”> and get a warning in the console if it ends up closing a <div id=“anotherid”>? (“XML doesn’t do attributes in closing tags” is not a valid answer.)

RT @LisaDib1: baby pangolins always look like they’re waiting to nervously ask you to prom [pic.twitter.com]

Je regarderais Julia Louis-Dreyfus lire le bottin ou jouer dans Saturday Night Live. (Mais j’aurais préféré le bottin.)

17 April

Engineers, designers, product people in general as CEOs: fad or return to form?

Instagram’s blank-search view does better discovery than anything Twitter offers. Is it so much easier for photos or does Twitter just suck?

Ma timeline Facebook nargue agressivement mon manque de motivation pour me lever et sortir danser à midi.

RT @thecolourfool: Sign of a great redesign is when the original, however iconic, looks fussy and over-designed by comparison. [pic.twitter.com]

But I’m tempted to give up on Bloodborne and move to Dark Souls 3 because at least Souls doesn’t respawn you without health packs.

16 April

RT @jonnysun: ENGLISH: hello!

SPANISH: ¡hola!

ENGLISH: how are you?

SPANISH: ¿cómo estás?

ENGLISH: im happy🙂

SPANISH: 🙃estoy feliz🙂

17 April

Killed Gascoigne on the second try after finding out you need to roll into the attack. I wish the game made an effort to teach that stuff.

Until Dawn’s main reveals are a bit lame and clumsily delivered but I absolutely love everything else in this game.

16 April

RT @Nivo0o0: Reporter asks Canada’s Prime Minister @JustinTrudeau to explain Quantum Computing: [pic.twitter.com]

15 April

2 birds, 1 stone: Allow unlisted apps with less nitpicky review process. We get freedom, users learn to look for App Store links on the web.

If it’s MacOS instead of macOS like all the other OSes I’m selling all of my Apple hardware. Gotta know when to put your foot down.

RT @missokistic: If I could have a superpower, it’d be falling asleep without first analyzing every social interaction I’ve ever had.

RT @HoldbrooksMyth: I’ve understood wealth too casually.

Millionaire.

1 million seconds = just over 11 days.

Billionaire.

1 billion seconds = nearly 32 years.

RT @niinegames: Some programmers, when confronted with a problem think, ‘I know, I’ll use threads’

and then two they hav erpoblesm.

To be clear I don’t care whether it comes to pass or not — if that’s really where their thinking is right now, it just shows how screwed we are.

RT @greyham: [bloomberg.com]

Why did this leak?

- is it wrong

- leaked by someone trying to kill it

- intentionally leaked to set expectations

So many developers had been clamoring “Schiller is preparing an App Store overhaul” as if the outcome was gonna be positive.

Which is what Mad Max should have been, by the way.

I get the feeling that what the Dirt Rally team actually want to do is a Dakar sim — as a survival game.

I love that the copilot’s barks take a calm “when we eventually get there” tone in Dirt Rally while you’re doing a U-turn after a spin.

14 April

The sound of a Lancer about to run out of bullets <3

I’m watching a Gears of War 4 video and, hey, I’d completely forgotten how much I’d enjoyed that series.

“Apple Is Ending iTunes Allowances, but Why?”

I’d never heard of them, but they do sound like a great idea for everyone involved?

Wow, I just sent 50 photos from my iPad to my Mac with AirDrop in the blink of an eye. (AirDrop has been so shitty before, I feel it’s worth pointing out.)

Either way I’ll miss that big, beautiful, stupid, unmanageable 12-inch screen.

Found a buyer for my 12” iPad Pro. Ostensibly to buy a 9” Pro instead, but it would be redundant with my Mini and I love the Mini so much…

What. Did the Apple Pencil really go from 99€ to 109€?

RT @kneath: I have this theory that using video for learning/tutorials drives away programmers (who think in text) and fast learners (who hate fluff).

RT @pmarreck: “I love stateless systems”

“Don’t they have drawbacks?”

“Don’t what have drawbacks?”

(credit to deleted @qntm tweet)

What the Hell Are Superdelegates?
Je vais partager du Samantha Bee chaque semaine, puisqu’il n’y en a que pour John Oliver sur les réseaux sociaux alors que son show n’a plus qu’une seule blague à son répertoire, l’analogie hors-sujet (et je n’étais même pas ceux qui se plaignaient des sempiternels faux flashbacks de Family Guy).

C’est honteux d’avoir vendu The Voices comme une comédie. Pas facile à promouvoir, faut dire — quoi que ça veuille vraiment être, ce n’est ni intéressant ni réussi.

13 April

RT @National_Aviary: The 3 month old Eurasian Eagle-owl chicks like watching baby animal videos at work as much as the rest of us do! [pic.twitter.com]

RT @Kantrowitz: Here we are in the future [pic.twitter.com]

RT @wunderkamercast: Juodasis vaiduoklis (The Black Ghost) sculpture is located in Klaipėda, Lithuania [pic.twitter.com]

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