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My name is Cédric Bozzi and this is my blog. Well… mostly, this is a rerun of all my tweets and the photos I publish on Instagram, but sometimes there might be an actual article or two.

I make websites and iPhone apps, try my best to own one of every item in Apple’s current product lineup, spend my entire life on the internet, and am looking for a flat in Paris.

Disabling Lion's automatic app termination

Gotten somewhat used to tolerating it, but can't see any reason _not to disable it.

# 2012-05-22 23:37:56 – via Twitter

Oh, better yet: unlimited rewind, à la Braid. Now that's exactly what a Hitman game needs. As soon as the next generation of consoles has enough RAM for that.

# 2012-05-22 23:26:41 – via Twitter

It would "just" need to be smart enough not to drop you back in a situation where you're about to be detected no matter what you do.

# 2012-05-22 23:25:27 – via Twitter

Wouldn't the key to enforced-stealth missions be smart checkpointing that takes you back to the moment before you were detected?

# 2012-05-22 23:24:59 – via Twitter

A growing number of my contacts actually go to the gym now: sign of the times, or sign of our aging? (That's a rhetorical question.)

# 2012-05-22 20:53:05 – via Twitter

Let's Sing: the Draw Something of karaoke

This is how the apocalypse begins.

# 2012-05-22 20:42:59 – via Twitter

Well, I'll never know what's new in Coda 2 because it's all in a video with no playback controls that stutters on my slow connection.

# 2012-05-22 20:15:52 – via Twitter

Awesome episode of Girls this week, that hits particularly close to home for obvious reasons, and I don't mean the sex, I'm not a talker.

# 2012-05-22 00:58:46 – via Twitter

John Carter — I appreciate the earnestness, and the eye candy, but that story needed to stay in 1912 where it belongs, seminal or not.

# 2012-05-21 21:55:32 – via Twitter

I hadn't had an app rejected in a while. It's so humiliating.

# 2012-05-21 19:05:25 – via Twitter

Lady and the Tramp — Annoying as hell. There's almost only one good scene, and everybody knows it by heart.

# 2012-05-21 01:48:33 – via Twitter

The Ides of March — Can't say it's bad, but I don't see how any of this was worthy of a movie. Oh, and the note bluff was stupid.

# 2012-05-20 23:42:27 – via Twitter

Using a Nokia Lumia 900 as a hammer

Wow. I don't think you could do that with an iPhone — and I'm not trying.

# 2012-05-20 14:28:10 – via Twitter

Apple iPhone Charger Teardown

"The circuit to do this is surprisingly complex and innovative."

# 2012-05-20 02:30:59 – via Twitter

Le bal des actrices — Parfait contrepoint à Midnight in Paris: aussi narcissique et aussi artificiel, et pourtant authentique, touchant et drôle.

# 2012-05-19 23:35:10 – via Twitter

Midnight in Paris — Wow, this could be the most vomit-inducing, intellectually insulting, unabashed Mary Sue of all time. "Look at how much Hemingway and Gertrude Stein would have loved me and my writing if they'd only known me!"

# 2012-05-19 21:39:57 – via Twitter

Le montage de plans fixes touristiques en ouverture de Midnight in Paris, ou le degré zéro de la cinématographie.

# 2012-05-19 20:12:49 – via Twitter

Nothing makes you less qualified to run Community than being willing to take it over this way. Imagine any of the characters doing that?

# 2012-05-19 16:50:25 – via Twitter

So… do we keep on watching Zombie Community next year, or give up in advance?

# 2012-05-19 15:40:53 – via Twitter

Jurassic Park has aged incredibly well. Some puppet shots are a bit too noticeable, but the CG is somehow still flawless.

# 2012-05-18 23:32:47 – via Twitter

I'm not sure I've laughed out loud once at Modern Family this year.

# 2012-05-18 16:42:04 – via Twitter

DayZ looks amazing

And I don't even like zombie games. Watch the whole series (via the PC Gamer podcast).

# 2012-05-17 23:56:35 – via Twitter

The Artist — Au-delà du gimmick, le vide, l'ennui, et la tête de Dujardin, tout le temps, partout. Béjo sauve tous les plans où elle apparaît, mais ils sont trop peu nombreux.

# 2012-05-17 20:22:30 – via Twitter

Je ne sais pas si c'est le beau temps, ou juste mes dents qui ne se souviennent plus de la douleur après un mois, mais j'ai des putain d'envies de Coca en ce moment.

# 2012-05-17 18:17:09 – via Twitter

Mike Capps' Twitter account is @epicactual. Love it. Too bad I don't actually like my own company's name.

# 2012-05-17 16:03:59 – via Twitter

Submarine — Well written, cast, and acted, but slaughtered by the obnoxious directorial affectations. Who'da thunk Ayoade was a hipster.

# 2012-05-17 00:02:57 – via Twitter

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