Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

31 October

Mais, vraiment, on peut regarder Mommy et trouver que Xavier Dolan évolue dans le bon sens ? #instagramthemovie

30 October

Apple No Longer Rejecting Calculator Widgets From The App Store.” Of course it’s a good thing that the rejection was reversed, but the speed and unpredictability of Apple’s mood swings — and without any justification either way — is even more disheartening than if they’d stuck to their decision.

I’m proud that I didn’t see a single negative — or even ambivalent — reaction to Tim Cook’s great coming-out letter in any of my timelines.

29 October

RT @youens: It feels like Apple disregards the investment of building features and apps. It’s an insult to indie developers.

Dear Driveclub: I may need to apologize for having played through your entire campaign with automatic gear changes (because I’m lazy) and the hood camera (because I’m playing on a small monitor that can’t comfortably fill my field of view). The driving is so much better in cockpit cam and with manual control over gear changes that I could almost add a point to the review score… if multiplayer hadn’t turned out to be so busted. (And I’m not just talking about the still unsolved connection issues.)

RT @jamesthomson: Apple has told me that Notification Center widgets on iOS cannot perform any calculations, and the current PCalc widget must be removed.

Cher journal : aujourd’hui j’ai tapé des guillemets là où je voulais mettre des parenthèses. Je vais donc me suicider tout de suite.

28 October

But then I’ve never been looking for investors because I’m not looking to have an exit strategy. (Because I’m an idiot.)

This week’s episode of the StartUp Podcast is making me JUST A LITTLE BIT jealous.

Le paquet de biscuits de 130 g en trois sachets fraîcheur, ils se moquent de qui ?

Alienware’s GPU-in-a-box

If Dell can do this on PC, Apple can certainly make a proprietary external 5K monitor+GPU.

RT @BenedictEvans: Tim Cook: iPod Classic was discontinued because they couldn’t get the parts. And not worth designing a whole new one.

“PS4 Share Play - What’s all that about?”

Awesome. I think my current shitty connection will disqualify me, though.

27 October

J’ai remis iMessage, sur l’iPhone et sur le Mac, et activé le SMS forwarding. Je le regretterai mais whatever, tout le monde le fait.

26 October

But if you’re gonna use a tool that auto-favs people to get you noticed, maybe don’t let the link linger above the fold on your profile?

Got an odd fav from a stranger. Checked his stream and found a link to an app that auto-favs tweets to “grow your social following.” Gross.

The Third Coming of Objective-C?

I’ve already written about how much I dislike Swift, and how much more I resent it for signaling the death of Objective-C: just like everyone could read the writing on the wall regarding Carbon and knew they had to port their apps to Cocoa as soon as possible, the Swift announcement seemed to make it obvious that Objective-C is now an evolutionary dead end that I will have to abandon sooner than later, despite my strong preference for nil messaging.

But John Siracusa’s digression on Swift in his Yosemite review suddenly gave me what could either be new hope or utter delusion:

The Swift compiler introduces another step and another intermediate form into the compilation process: Swift Intermediate Language (SIL). Here’s the process for compiling Swift code for an x86-64 CPU using swiftc. […]

It’s worth considering why SIL exists at all. […] Despite the obvious benefits of SIL in its current role, a syntax-independent, high-level intermediate form with its own optimizer definitely seems like a technology with some potential. It’s possible that the larger purpose of SIL has not yet been revealed.

How far-fetched is it to imagine that, a few years down the line, Objective-C code could be compiled into SIL? I’m sure Apple will want to get rid of the Obj-C runtime in a few years (or at least stop loading it in memory by default — which would make Obj-C apps second-class citizens that start up and run slower on future devices), but what if that legacy code was able to run on top of the Swift runtime?

Of course, there are integral, structural differences between Objective-C and Swift, which would make such a translation extremely complicated and costly in resources, but… wait, are there?

Despite its rich feature set, the Swift language itself is actually quite minimal. All the basic data types are not part of the language proper. They’re part of the Swift standard library that is loaded automatically by the compiler—and the Swift standard library is written in Swift [and named Swift].

Could Objective-C code be translated into SIL and linked to an “ObjectiveC” library? Could existing Objective-C binaries be translated into SIL, even, so that legacy apps from the Store would still be able to run on top of Swift?

I don’t know nearly enough about languages and compilers to have an idea of how complicated what I’m suggesting might be. But I understand that the engineers in charge of Apple’s compilers and development tools are a pretty smart bunch, so who better to do something like this?

Well, shit, all day long my podcast client was empty and I didn’t do any work, and now I suddenly have eight fucking unplayed episodes.

Oh man, The Celluloid Closet is almost twenty years old. (And it shows.) I can’t believe how time flies. (And it shows.)

25 October

I have the hardest time associating her face with the voice, probably a sign that she’s a good actress and she’s overdoing the Del Reyisms.

Assuming the actual release isn’t as catastrophically compressed as the Soundcloud preview, Leighton Meester’s album is surprisingly good.

“We’re so upset about Twitter preventing us from trademarking Twitpic that we’re giving them the site.” WHAT. (Maybe he’s realized — or people have pointed out to him — that taking his ball and going home like a whiny brat was not a good look for the launch of his new startup?)

Weird how I had never realized before that Jinora is played by annoying little Sally Draper. Is she particularly phoning it in this year?

Divergent is surprisingly entertaining and presents a well realized universe. It’s a shame about the anti-intellectual undertones.

24 October

That’s funny: Photoshop CC 2014’s “Save for Web” dialog only beach-balls on PNG-24; all others formats work fine. Heh. “Funny.”

Photoshop is the opposite of iOS. If you think something should be possible, generally it is but you’ll never find how by yourself.

C’est chiant d’être un peu designer un peu photographe, tu es le seul à avoir des remords à piquer ta photo d’en-tête de blog sur Google.

RT @SusanArendt: This puppy is not falling for your tricks, sir! [barkpost.com]

The Pocket app sends the current page’s URL to Yosemite with Handoff. Today I like the future.

American Horror Story est fini pour moi. Vous me direz si je rate quelque chose. (Ca m’étonnerait.)

23 October

It’s 2014 and I still can’t say to Siri, “Play me some upbeat songs.”

Having finally switched to a dedicated task manager this month, I can now attest, with all the newfound certainty of a reformed addict, that mixing tasks and incoming messages in your inbox may just be the worst possible thing you can do to your productivity. I understand the appeal — for years I was exploring solutions to manually add tasks to my inbox — but it is in fact the surest way to end up swamped under the combined weights of your task list and your incoming messages.

22 October

The iPad would be a better paperless solution if Apple emphasized (both in demos and in its own software) document scanning with the camera.

Which driving game was criticized for only letting you race against ghosts? I’m beginning to think it’s the only viable way to do online.

Est-ce que c’est parce que j’ai fait la connerie d’acheter une imprimante Samsung qu’il faut la rebooter entre chaque document ?

RT @mlamelot: Jolie pub @SonyFrance ! “@TheNakedCamera: Eagle flies over Paris with Sony Action Cam Mini [thenakedcamera.com]

21 October

“Save for Web,” beach-ball, “OK,” beach-ball. Yeah, I guess I’ll go back to the older Photoshop CC then. Oh, Adobe.

Garder 500g de raisin blanc pour demain et être un peu malade trois jours, ou tout finir d’une traite et être à fond malade demain ?

Should I be surprised that Yosemite’s Finder still gleefully ignores the “Always open this folder in icon/list view” setting?

Just realized that I have two Photoshop CC installs in my Applications folder, and I’ve been using the older one for months. Oh, Adobe.

RT @robotspacer: OK Photoshop, this launch image is some Silent Hill shit, thanks for the nightmares [pic.twitter.com]

So I bought an iPad mini 2

After the iPhone 6 Plus’s introduction, I caught myself wishing I’d soon be able to buy an iPod touch of the same size, which was completely idiotic and led me to realize that the device I really wanted already existed, and was called iPad mini. As it turned out, the 5.5-inch iPod touch hasn’t happened yet, but Apple did launch a new iPad mini and, more importantly, discounted the older one to almost iPod touch prices, so… here I am, happy owner of an iPad mini 2.

For some reason I had spent the past two years thinking that the “proper” iPad was the 10-inch model, everyone using the smaller tablet was fooling themselves, and they were missing an essential part of the experience. Well, I guess I was the fool. The Mini is (slightly) more comfortable to hold, (slightly) easier to carry, and does everything just as well as an iPad Air. Even drawing and landscape typing are pretty comparable. The only real difference is for reading full-page comics and scanned magazines, completely unthinkable on the Mini — but it wasn’t a great experience on the 10-inch screen either, so that’s not much of a selling point for the bigger iPad.

That means my iPad Air is now for sale, and I suddenly understand much better why the Mini didn’t get a CPU or design upgrade last week: offering an iPad mini with the same components as the Air, and just as functional as the Air, but selling for $100 less even though there was no way it cost $100 less to produce, was obviously unsustainable. Just look at Apple’s results for last quarter: the problem isn’t so much the stagnating unit sales (the iPad was never going to enjoy the same numbers as the iPhone, for a number of reasons) but the average selling price in free-fall ever since the iPad mini’s introduction. That’s a curve that Apple needs to correct.

Maybe a better strategy would have been to discontinue the 10-inch iPad altogether two years ago, replacing it with the Mini at or around the same price (because “this is what the iPad was always supposed to be”), while introducing a 12-inch iPad Pro at an inflated price point. That’s now off the table, and Apple is taking the opposite approach, aiming the now cheaper iPad mini squarely at the iPod touch’s customer base. There’s still no good reason to buy the newest iPad Air instead of either of the Retina Minis (end users don’t, and shouldn’t, care about the more powerful processor), so I guess the average iPad selling price is going to fall further — but maybe this time they’ll make it up in volume.

And there’s still the option of launching an iPad Pro next year. (And me buying it.) But, if that ends up happening, the lower end of the range didn’t need to see its prices fall so low.

Anyway, I don’t know why this post ended up sounding like one of those asshole analysts’ lectures. The original point was, the iPad mini is great. It feels more like a giant iPhone than a netbook running iOS, while doing everything an iPad can be asked to do, and I wish I’d bought it last year.

20 October

Oh FFS. After a major OS upgrade, I’ll tolerate it, but the 8.1 install re-enabling iMessage and FaceTime against my will is unacceptable.

Désactiver les images dans Chrome pour en faire son browser dédié à Wikipédia.

Damnit, how is it that Yosemite’s dark titlebar isn’t black but gray—even if you disable transparency? That was the whole point, Apple!

19 October

RT @stroughtonsmith: Interesting psychology: Pebble lasts a whole week, but I feel more annoyed charging it than I do something I charge every night.

RT @maxime: Fun fact: Apple fixed the “Utah” typo from their Keynote in the official recording. [youtube.com]

Deux heures du matin et il y a la queue devant le Gibus. J’espère qu’ils payent cher l’opportunité de mettre des fanions “Matinee” devant la porte, parce que visiblement ça marche.

Semi-expensive home heaphones. Expensice iPhone headphones. And a pair of in-ear monitors when I need to travel light. So I’m that guy now.

18 October

Plus je file de fric à Apple, moins chaque achat me rend heureux. Pas par désensibilisation mais par culpabilisation.

Je déteste constater à quelle vitesse gagner de l’argent fait relativiser la valeur d’icelui.

Au Louvre il y a deux McDo, deux Starbucks, un Apple Store et des mecs dans les buissons. Ca ne pourrait pas être plus la Terre Promise.

Depuis le temps, on pourrait pas foutre une vraie grille autour de la Pyramide du Louvre au lieu de ces barrières pitoyables ?

UX is a funny thing. I could have spent the whole summer in a park with my iPad, but until Instant Hotspot I just couldn’t be bothered.

C’est pas mon genre de me plaindre mais, bon, l’été indien, ça me sert pas à grand chose si le soleil se couche une heure après mon lever.

RT @DanielEran: Can’t wait for Apple Beta season to end. Maybe 10.10.3 and 8.1.4. And then I can buy an Apple Watch and start over with Photos 1.0.

17 October

RT @billlabus: So sad that iOS 7 has destroyed UI design expectations from Apple to the point that Yosemite looks good to most people by comparison.

Instagram updated for iPhone 6 and 6 Plus. Phil Schiller might wanna call them to point out he’s officially endorsed the iPad as camera.

I’ll surely be raging later at the disappearance of some function or other, but I’m not hating iTunes 12’s UI. Might be Stockholm syndrome.

“‘Hunger Games’ Star Donald Sutherland…” Anyone got a good TV / cinema blog / news site to recommend? I need to kick that one off my reader.

So convenient. Every time you google “Is such and such software compatible with Yosemite?” all you get is “We don’t support beta OSes.”

16 October

RT @harrymccracken: The most tangibly exciting things in this Apple event were the two brief 3rd-party iPad demos. Apple should do a whole event of ‘em someday.

RT @shawnblanc: Normally I’m not a fan of scroll hijacking, but this is clever:


RT @elkmovie: Then again, this could be a clever way to move the Mini downmarket without admitting it. (“no, that’s last year’s model”)

And I don’t want to get the cheaper version with… no Touch ID… wait, the ONLY difference for $100 is Touch ID? The fuck?!

Well, I don’t know. I’d been thinking of buying an iPad mini, but getting the previous generation’s CPU at that price is disheartening.

The screen’s damn tempting but it’s mind-boggling that they didn’t seize the opportunity to retire the aging aluminum iMac design.

The Dyson fan of umbrellas

I love that the voice-over guy didn’t bother to fix the googletranslatisms.

Aujourd’hui j’ai rouvert le code de NoPic pour avancer un peu. Et voir où j’en suis. Et je suis allé pleurer sous ma couette.

Will.i.am’s smartwatch is basically traced from the most popular Apple Watch concept renderings you could find on the web before September. Which, all things considered, is not a bad choice — nor an ugly device. It’s still dead in the water, though. Comically so.

RT @devincf: I was getting all excited about STAR WARS again until I heard that the Emperor’s canon first name is Sheev.

Ce moment où tu finis de refaire tout le back-office de ton client en Ajax et tu te dis que ça aurait été tellement plus simple en iframes.


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