Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.

8 décembre

RT @Noddus_: Ce qui arrive quand tu prends le Planet Coaster-game beaucoup trop au sérieux :


Does Steam really need an email confirmation and a 15-day hold period when I sell a couple cards whose market value hovers at ten cents?

I never notice when I receive messages on Steam. Had to scroll through three screens of this before reaching the actual message.

7 décembre

RT @britishgaming: I completely missed that The Sims added custom gender options. Nice! (via [])

Un chaton tout mignon m’a souri à Truffaut, heureusement que c’était un chartreux à mille et quelques euros 😍

RT @moryan: TV execs, showrunners & writers on why rape used so often on TV & whether progress is being made regarding its use

6 décembre

My video card came with Gears of War 4; it runs very well but all the camera shake still gives me a headache, like in the Xbox demo.

Played Shelter 2 again to compare and either Meadow’s animation/camera is screwed up or that’s just how it is when forced to play with kbm.

I don’t wanna say the way Meadow’s animation system handles turning while running ruins the game for me, but.

I just spent half an hour pattering around Meadow as a tiny badger because I forgot on PC you have to press Shift to run.

J’ai envoyé un courrier aux impôts et ils m’ont répondu trois jours plus tard 😱

Le revival Gilmore Girls rappelle surtout que la série avait commencé à partir en couille bien avant le départ des Palladino, non ?

RT @SoVeryAwkward: Big cat is having the time of his life []

Wikipedia essaie de me faire croire que Milo Ventimiglia a 39 ans dans Gilmore Girls 2016.

5 décembre

Même en lisant une explication de texte convaincante, je ne suis pas sûr d’aimer le final de Westworld. (A part Maeve, toujours.)

RT @Iron_Spike: Internet: “Check out Amazon Go! It eliminates cashiers.”

Me, thinking: We need to start talking about guaranteed minimum income YESTERDAY.

Apple’s warranty extension doesn’t cover the iPhone 6 so this is my life now

I’m glad to have a reason to pick Lighthouse tracking over cameras but I was hoping to avoid HTC — and the Vive still isn’t on amazonꓸfr.

I guess I’m missing a lot if I stop playing Fallout 4 before ever meeting the Institute, huh?

Please enjoy this retrospective of every alarm you’ve ever set for any reason

4 décembre

Est-ce que les programmes tournés pour Netflix et Amazon ne devraient pas éviter les grands mou-v-e-m-e-nts de c-a-m-éra qui streament mal ?

L’autre jour j’ai rêvé que j’avais un gaufrier, à ce stade ça veut vraiment dire qu’il faut que j’en achète un, non ?

Disclaimer: I’m not posting screenshots of No Man’s Sky because I enjoy the game, but posting them is the only thing remotely fun about it.

I really like Titanfall’s traversal but not so much the titans, so I guess I should play a recent Call of Duty instead?

Titanfall 2 demo drops you into multiplayer without any explanation whatsoever 👍

Could you make a permadeath shooter where you only have one life per day — maybe even per week — or would players quickly lose interest?

3 décembre

Turns out Uncharted: The Lost Legacy is a standalone game so now I’m tempted to buy it just because Claudia Black.

Thought I’d set a network share on my Steam screenshots directory so I’d post them from my Mac while playing but no of course it’s a mess.

Ce 31, dites non à 2017.

On perdra encore une vieille star tous les 3 jours mais Trump, Brexit et Le Pen se conjugueront toujours au futur.

The idea of the three biggest species each putting all their eggs in one basket rather than cryosleeping together is so depressingly 2016.

I’m fascinated by the Glixel podcast. They’ve got individual mics and a “producer” and still manage to make the worst audio in the world.

RT @dog_rates: Here’s a doggo doin a struggle. 11/10 much determined []

RT @MerriamWebster: ‘Fascism’ is still our #1 lookup.

# of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year.

There’s still time to look something else up.

I thought No Man’s Sky would be a good podcast game but it might be a bad fit — it’s more zen meditation than mindless distraction.

I love how recruitment in No Man’s Sky simply decides to ignore the old “learn alien languages one word at a time” mechanic ¯\(ツ)

I’m pretty sure Windows 10 keeps forgetting my mouse speed setting.

To celebrate TGA nominations Dishonored is finally 40€ on Steam — meanwhile Eve Valkyrie, included in the list, remains at 60€ 😂

I also need to play on PC where driving games don’t render in 480p.

2 décembre

Le manuel ne précise pas comment on fait tenir cette connerie en place #help

RT @petewarden: Terrifying Nicolas Cage face swap paper: [] []


Mass Effect: Andromeda is so pretty

How I wish I could have positive expectations about the writing.

To be fair, once your product has contributed to the #1 world power becoming a banana republic, I can see how you’ll definitely wanna change into this:

Remember when Twitter was repositioning itself as a news app just a few months ago? I guess that’s out the window now? (Thank god.)

1 décembre

It’s fun but I have a really hard time stopping myself from turning the phone to see around me as in a 360-degree video.

Ca sent Noël dans les rues et je suis saisi de nostalgie anticipée pour ces dernières fêtes dans le monde libre.

30 novembre

My Fallout 4 character has a boyfriend now so I guess I can consider I’ve won and drop the game.

29 novembre

I just found two cats in Fallout 4 and I can’t interact with them. Worst game ever.

Onboarding pro-tip: Don’t open with a gorgeous loading screen that’s going to stutter horribly for several minutes on first launch

Replaced faulty USB cable that borked external drive. Then had to reformat the drive on PC before Disk Utility could do anything with it.

I’ve installed ≈40 games on my new PC but I’m still playing Fallout 4 on PS4 because I’m unable to leave a game in the middle of its story.

RT @naysayerr_: my new favourite video on the internet []

28 novembre

RT @jtoy: New neural-network algorithm learns directly from human instructions instead of examples | KurzweilAI []

C’est le bordel, cet épisode de Westworld, ou j’ai juste passé une mauvaise journée ?

Si on doit subir un gouvernement fasciste comme tous les autres j’espère qu’au moins ils mettront en prison ceux qui abusent du klaxon.

La musique de samedi n’était pas assez bonne pour justifier trois jours de jet-lag. Pourquoi je suis resté si tard ? 💀

27 novembre

Because I’d love to think they’re not going to screw it up horribly, but, uh.

Oh, apparently it’s out now, so let’s just hope people quickly write many blog posts about the strengths and failings of creative mode.

Okay, I’m listening

I don’t expect it’s gonna get reviews before the end of the current Steam sale, is it?

26 novembre

How incompetent is the Brotherhood of Steel that they keep crashing choppers in every single area of the Commonwealth?

RT @FreddieCampion: TRUMP: I should tweet something. Is Castro dying good or bad?

AIDE: It’s actually really complicated. Cuba is curre…

TRUMP: [hitting send]

Watching a YouTube video on one computer, opened the same page on the other and it started playing roughly at the same point 😯👍

25 novembre

TIS-100 is excellent but I can’t shake the feeling that I’m doing unpaid client work.

Not sure what to do about Fallout 4, though. I want to finish the story but ugh playing it on PS4 but ugh starting over.

Look who became a PC master race person in 48 hours. Just bought Witcher 3 on Steam although it was already in my pile of PS4 games to play.

24 novembre

It’s great that I can play Spintires with full visuals, but… I’m considering buying The Division on sale just to have something pretty.

I have yet to find a single game in my Steam library that gives my 1070 the slightest workout in 1080p.

Argh, looks like “get Skyrim Special Edition for free if you have all the DLC” was a limited-time offer and I missed it.

23 novembre

Today I’m building a PC for the first time in over ten years and I want to kill everyone involved.


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