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7 octobre

RT @JeremiahLee: Neat! @Moo now has biz cards with NFC. Too bad designers won’t get excited about it until Apple deems NFC cool.


Only way to make users pay for an update is to create a new app, AND removing the obsolete app from sale kills redownloads: AWESOME combo!

Ohh! I was writing off Rock Band 4 because I thought it required new instruments — turns out I’ll have to bring my old Logitech guitar back from the countryside.

6 octobre

Just remembered the main reason I wanted my Hue lights in HomeKit was the Watch’s Hey Siri; I don’t have a Watch anymore, problem solved.

@sophie_paxtonUX/your-ui-isn-t-a-disney-movie-703f7fbd24d2">“Your UI isn’t a Disney Movie”

What is up with my Hue lights changing one after the other instead of simultaneously, since the latest firmware update?

Far Cry 4 took place in present day and had mystical scenes in Shangri-La, so they could still shoehorn dinosaurs into Primal.

RT @maryjofoley: Here’s more of the Surface Book pricing. Ranges all the way up to $2,699. Updated post: [] #Windows10devices

The new Microsoft Band is what Apple would have released if Ive didn’t have a hard-on for gold watches.

Apple a trouvé mon point faible, je suis prêt à tout, retirer ma contestation, devenir développeur Android…

The only part of Far Cry 4 I enjoyed was Shangri-La, so I’m definitely excited for a “Far Cry Primal.”

5 octobre

And you better believe that I’d rather have gotten back to Quicksilver or Alfred, but I tried, and I just can’t.

I’m finally making progress on rewriting my personal Quicksilver/Alfred clone, which El Capitan finally broke for good.

4 octobre

Not a fan at all of the low information density in Apple’s latest page designs, e.g. [] or []

Every time I go to add a brand new podcast in Pocket Casts, the directory search finds it immediately and it never fails to astound me.

What’s the benefit of Safari View Controller in a non-malicious app anyway, when a malicious app could just as well make a fake Safari VC? #LastRT

RT @tapbot_paul: Safari View Controller is the “right” way to handle OAuth login, but with Blockers and Cookie Settings it’s failing for many. Tough choice.

J’ai passé tout son set dans une rage noire. Il est possible que je prenne ces choses un tout petit peu trop à cœur.

Toutes les prochaines soirées seront jugées à l’aune de ce DJ pour qui mixer revient à superposer deux morceaux totalement au hasard.

RT @violetblue: Why I’m sitting at home crying on a Saturday afternoon - I have to come clean: I just lied to two people I… []

La mesquinerie du “le métro est gratuit de 2:15 à 5:30 uniquement,” c’est vraiment pas Apple.

Et donc là j’ai If You Had My Love de Jennifer Lopez dans la tête. Je suis à peu près certain que ce n’est pas passé en soirée électro hier.

To clarify, whenever I complain about this, I’m not talking about day-one iPhone 6s buyers — but people who’ll get a 3D Touch-enabled iPhone in two years (or six months) without knowing anything about it.

3 octobre

Je ne suis pas sûr de ce qu’est censée être la nouvelle série des Muppets, mais j’espère qu’ils ne croient pas faire une comédie.

Après un peu de ménage je re-re-prends la résolution de ne poster sur Instagram que des photos jolies — et le reste direct sur Twitter.

Mais comment vous pouvez ne pas vous rendre compte que c’est juste pas possible d’embrasser une barbe ? Pouah !

Le Gibus dans la pénombre, ça ne baise pas, mais qu’est-ce que ça bouscule.


Is there a difference between arguing a rejection within the Resolution Center, and appealing to the App Review Board? Seems both take 24h.

2 octobre

Ils ont vraiment pris la peine de ressusciter Heroes pour en faire ça ?

Je ne supporte plus l’idée de dire “pardon,” même sarcastiquement, aux gens qui bloquent le passage. Il me faut une alternative.

Tweetbot’s text field recomposing for every letter you type because its width is tied to the char counter’s — are you fucking kidding me?

Since upgrading to El Cap I’m having lots of issues with Safari just failing to load pages. Is it just me? I don’t want to switch to Chrome.

RT @graouts: OS X El Capitan shipped, you can now integrate Force Touch Events in your web page on #safari 9! #JavaScript #HTML5 []

1 octobre

As usual, looks like a reviewer misunderstanding what the rule means.

App update rejected because the keyboard extension mentions the IAP required to unlock full functionality.

“The Beginner’s Guide - Trailer”

The Stanley Parable’s demo never convinced me, but this trailer totally does.

Not a great feeling buying a $5 update to a Twitter app I only use because I dislike the other options more.

Now, the difficult question: do I trust iCloud enough to put stuff in Notes that I actually care about, and would mind losing?

30 septembre

Oh, c’est une de ces journées où j’ai envie de filer des baffes à tout le monde dans la rue. Ca doit etre parce que j’ai du boulot.

Which do we want first, though — longer tweets or editable tweets? And does it even make any sense to have the former without the latter?

So long, Apple Music. All I asked of you was a way to bookmark tracks without fucking up my entire music library with iCloud.

Ever since I’d heard of Chrome’s pinned tabs I’d assumed that they reappeared in new windows. The word “pinned” implies permanence.

29 septembre

RT @WillOremus: This is such a patently absurd idea that it’s either a red herring or Twitter is more lost than anyone suspected. []

It’s still a damn shame though that you can’t filter notifications per app, so I’m keeping an eye out for affordable Android Wear models.

I’m adjusting quite well to the original Pebble as a dumb wrist buzzer. I don’t have such an active life that I need a remote for my phone.

On est bien d’accord que les calories des biscuits au chocolat bio ne comptent pas ?

RT @lgorithm: In nicer news, an open source clone of Slack has finally emerged []

Yesterday MGSV’s realistic, immersive world was suddenly overtaken by shadow monsters, so last night I had a zombie-invasion nightmare, yay.

28 septembre

Twenty minutes figuring out why my app didn’t detect the Apple TV’s remote. I’d started the app from Xcode so the remote wasn’t connected.

27 septembre

It’s terribly distracting to have Jack Bauer go “whoa, whoa” every time I slow down my horse.

Non mais y’a un moment où Moffat doit finir par se faire virer, non ?

26 septembre

“Marked as duplicate of #18376933”

Mine was #18330633 and completely ignored.

My feelings are hurt, Radar.

Ma thermorégulation est tellement foireuse que je frissonne de voir quelqu’un en T-shirt dans la rue en septembre #old

Je viens de me rappeler qu’il y a une saison entière où il fait si froid qu’on doit mettre des pulls à ses mains. Quel monde de merde.

GCHQ has the coolest codenames, though.

25 septembre

Je viens de répondre ★ à “How would you rate Tinder” parce que ça fait deux fois qu’ils me demandent, je n’aurai plus jamais de matches.

Ca fait plaisir de voir Jamie Lee Curtis — et Nick Jonas — mais Scream Queens a tous les mauvais côtés d’AHS:Coven sans aucun des bons.

Et c’est dingue, quand même, que Tom Hardy soit le maillon faible du film.

Fury Road est visuellement superbe (à part les accélérés à la noix) mais, euh… ça s’arrête un peu là ?

24 septembre

RT @kylebrussell: Oculus Medium is dope. My first time I made a Fury Road-inspired sculpture in like 10 minutes []

RT @beingblue: Super-Fast Camera Takes a Trillion Shots Per Second. Now, You Can See Light Like Never Before. []

I should have watched the WWDC session about Stack Views sooner #ohshit

RT @michelmcbride: VW was chosen randomly for the study that discovered the emission fraud ie. every other car company is doing it too []

23 septembre

Bon, je n’arrive pas à configurer l’UI de l’app, mais au moins j’ai les icônes

Like, maybe I should never do VR for the same reason I should probably never do heroin.

I like how MGSV avoids the big-map-of-icons trope by displaying side-ops as a good old list. I hope someone at Ubisoft is playing it.

RT @iamleyeti: Elegy:Explore dead civilizations, write about what you find, and share your stories with the world []

22 septembre

Bored with desert and jungle — can’t the next sprawling open-world game take place on an alien world?

I don’t remember Red Dead’s horse precisely, but it was better, right? D-Horse feels like driving a vehicle, not guiding a living companion. Oh, solved by enabling “Radio Control” in the settings.

The prologue is incredibly annoying but that’s a damn nice character creator #PS4share

I assumed iOS 9’s keyboard-trackpad would move the cursor letter by letter, not turn into a full-on mouse pointer. This is so not iOS-like.

Closed Xcode, launched Xcode-beta, it reopened my projects and started… doing to stuff to them. Nothing will ever compile again.

RT @Crame_: Le dentiste chasseur de lion, la journaliste anti-réfugié, maintenant le patron de boîte pharma. La nouvelle mode est aux visages du mal.

I was glad to be done with the headaches of iOS 9-ing my apps — and now the builds are stuck “Processing” in iTunes Connect.

So. Tired.


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