Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.

23 mars

How hard would it be to jailbreak my iPhone and hack Card Thief just so the guards’ heads turn to the direction they’re facing.

RT @matoo: Inutile et donc indispensable à savoir !! :D []

RT @marcoarment: A few weeks ago, Workflow asked all supported apps to sign a simple 1-page contract confirming permission to call our URL schemes. 2/x

RT @KyleOrl: Cute idea for a one-touch puzzle racer []

RT @stroughtonsmith: Apple’s track record for app acquisitions isn’t bad. Siri, TestFlight, (Beats) surely the most high-profile in recent memory

Wanted to avoid knee-jerk negativity, but got a lingering sense that needing to buy Workflow 18 months into the iPad Pro’s existence isn’t a good sign.

From deep OS integration to just being able to cheat the App Review process and push updates a little beyond guidelines. Or just slow death.

22 mars

RT @HistoryToLearn: Sigorney Weaver testing the flamethrower for Alien on the lawn at Shepperton Studios. []

Je n’ai pas plus envie que ça de leur faire de la pub, mais le nouveau filtre promo de Glitché est trop joli pour ne pas poster un truc

RT @rafahari: Introducing Settings’ Stories!

Don’t know where to change the wifi? Share a selfie with all your friends!

I’m trying to rage-uninstall the game but the Bethesda launcher refuses to reopen.

I will not be defeated!

By a launcher.

Plus, of course luck was involved, because 1) it’s a card game 2) either Naarifin is intrinsically over-powered or the game’s difficulty curve is fucked.

I get that the intention is probably “prove that defeating him wasn’t just sheer luck” but the effet is more like “go fuck yourself.”

Elder Scrolls: Legends’ story mode may have just lost me, giving me the exact same damn fight against Lord Naarifin twice in a row.

Et comme ça a sonné occupé deux fois (et que j’ai en prime trouvé un renseignement le web) je n’ai même pas eu à parler au téléphone !

Cette journée s’annonce productive, j’ai réussi à décrocher mon téléphone pour appeler le service d’état civil de la mairie.

RT @kshipwhitecat: David Cage: Can a robot learn to be human?

Yoko Taro: Can a human?

Cage: what

Yoko Taro: Can a human learn to be human?

Cage: I don’t get it

RT @mattcomi: I can’t stand that thing in movies where the baddy president looks obviously evil. I mean seriously who would vote for an evil looking guy!?

I hate the pressure in Elder Scrolls: Legends of deciding which type of card the story mode is more likely to give you.

21 mars

RT @thatjohn: #ElectronicsBan puts lithium batteries in the hold, where it is impossible to fight runaway fires. Significant safety risk for no benefit.

RT @Sci_Phile: “I accidentally took a photo of the inside of my cats eyeball.” [] @reddit OC MrsNewVegas

Wonder if the only way to make an urban open world interesting is to start you off homeless. Stealing a car being realistically difficult.

RT @Ian_Barnard: Even if you own the most expensive pen in the world it’ll make no difference if you don’t put in the practice. Practice first. Tools second.

I beat my previous streak! Should probably stop now so I have a chance to do so again in a couple of months.

The smaller 9.7” iPad is $70 cheaper than the only 7.9” Mini (which has an A8), but then when’s the last time Apple’s product ranges made sense?

(How little profit margin for an Apple product obviously. I’m sure it’s quite healthy enough.)

In other words, they’ve lowered all the iPad prices as far as they could go. Wonder how much (or little) profit margin is left.

Okay, the 128GB Mini is now at the price 32GB was last year. So, to sell 32GB now, it’d have to be $300, which I guess would be too cheap.

RT @parrots: Devious. [] now redirects to google/maps, so granting location permission is for [] domain.

So, basically, hashtag wishful thinking. (Though I’d then have to choose between iPad Mini Pro and Oculus Rift for my next paycheck 😰)

I can’t see Apple announcing a new CPU or design via press release, so I guess the only other option is an iPad Air 3 with the Pro’s CPU? Which is dubious… but possible.

If tomorrow’s update is indeed about the iPad, I’m wondering if a 7.9” Pro might be the only model Apple would considering launching without making a press presentation.

RT @konklone: Some utility company with a login form served over HTTP filed a Firefox bug complaining about a warning. Hilarious:

20 mars

RT @yashar: This makes me so sad. I love you Elmo. []

RT @AldisSipolins: Peeking into virtual worlds with an #HTCvive controller. Nifty #Unity3D asset by @deprecatedcoder. #VR

RT @louije: le débat en fait c’est Inside Out, on est dans la tête du pays, et c’est Fillon qui joue Tristesse

RT @kylebrussell: Today we’re building creative tools to design VR spaces, but it’ll be much nicer when it can just look at your Pinterest profile

RT @SilverBD: Ça me saoule j’aime pas Mélenchon mais à chaque fois que c’est son tour de parler je suis en mode : []

I have no idea whether that means the jpegs I got out of it were the original or edited versions.

I use Image Capture to get the photo roll out of my iPad; apparently .AAE files store the edits

What weird framework does EA use for the Origin app that they managed to mishandle Retina screens the same way as HiDPI Windows?


4- we hang out

3- we can travel together

2- I would take a bullet for you

1- I will speak to you on phone

(Did I mention here that Darkroom 2 is great? Darkroom 2 is great. But I wish it were integrated in Instagram.)

How does it make sense that Instagram has never used its Facebook money to develop or acquire a UI to create your own filters?

Le chien du médecin qui lèche les mains des patients, what could go wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

Before giving up, Blackberry should have made an iPhone case with a secondary BBOS+keyboard phone embedded in the back.

I guess Divinity: Original Sin is the closest to that idea? I need to buy that game and find someone to play coop with someday.

A Mass Effect game where you switch between different characters (captain, pilot, grunt, diplomat) instead of going to ridiculous lengths to shoehorn a despotic Chosen One.

Is there an extension that only hides the “reply” buttons on Reddit? The comment threads are sometimes useful, but posting is never good.

RT @libe: Le seul vote utile : la conviction [] []

RT @ID_R_McGregor: Sunday night. Trying to make this thing say “cat”. It isn’t going particularly well.


19 mars

RT @dubsteppenwolf: My new favorite tweet genre is Dipshit Conservative On The Verge Of a Breakthrough []

Le cerveau serait sensible à la lumière à travers le crâne ?

Site commercial mais la recherche a l’air de vraiment exister 🤷🏻‍♂️

18 mars

Tiny chance it’s caused by the ads, but if I pay to remove them and the problem remains I will be very pissed off, so not taking the risk.

TypeShift makes my iPad burn up and empties the battery to display five columns of letters 😠

Mail on iPad systematically crashes thirty seconds after launch because I forgot to remove some obsolete accounts from its settings.

17 mars

Les séquences IRL du Lego Movie choquent beaucoup moins la deuxième fois, quand on s’y attend.

RT @mrgan: You can put whatever Share button in your news app, people are going to post a screenshot of their lock screen with a notification on it

I wasn’t prepared for the Crate & Crowbar podcast making me somewhat more optimistic about Mass Effect: Andromeda 😨

RT @jasonfurman: This reinforces my view that people way overrate the ability of policy to change politics. []

RT @ludoFJ: Enfin un portrait complet d’un des pires personnages de Twitter.

Et donc au service de Fillon désormais, la cohérence dans l’abjection.

16 mars

Because of course it doesn’t occur to the game to automatically hide the menu when you press “Take Screenshot.”

Not particularly surprised the UI for No Man’s Sky’s photo mode is terrible, but what madperson designed the vehicle gamepad controls?!

RT @CaseyNewton: The nightmare version of the future always arrives so much faster than you expect []

Et je sais pas si vous réalisez les implications du fait que l’univers me donne une raison de plus de me barrer aux alentours du 7 mai 😱

Si j’habite encore ici en mai je vais péter un câble dans l’année 😨

À chaque printemps je redécouvre avec surprise comme il fait net dehors en plein soleil #myopitude

J’avais commencé á bosser sur une app de filtres photos n&b ; aujourd’hui plein soleil j’ai envie de faire une app de filtres colorés 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ah ben là tout de suite c’est un peu tentant

RT @MOOMANiBE: This is really fascinating - BOTW team took a full week at major dev milestones to have everyone play the game through.

RT @tprstly: Have you never wondered why it was called a software patch? []

Only played BotW for 5 min; soon as I got the axe I took it to a tree thinking, “why give me an axe, it only emphasizes that I can’t… ohhh.”

RT @timsoret: It’s precisely why Horizon feels plastic & virtual, despite its vastly superior graphics. The world doesn’t react.

It’s like half the side activities in Watch Dogs 2 are “find on which nearby street we hid the cherrypicker.”

15 mars

Damn, it’s the first time in years I get a “Balance Carried Forward” on the iTunes Connect financial reports page.

After trying Apple’s emailed link three times over 24h it finally occurred to me the error must just be that I wasn’t logged in

RT @ArtbyRens: Testing content in @UnrealEngine

Scanned a large amount of terrain for a short video. []

J’aurais du mal à vous expliquer — et encore plus à justifier — à quel point j’ai toujours haï l’idée qu’un électron soit à la fois une onde et une particule “jusqu’à ce qu’on l’observe.”

14 mars

(Titre alternatif : une explication et démonstration visuelle et physique intéressante de l’interprétation de l’onde pilote.)

RT @ReacMoyenAge: Twitter en 2012 VS Twitter en 2017 []

I don’t know if other multiplayer games have this, but every one I’ve ever played sorely needed it #readyup #READYUPALREADY #MEAndromeda

Because users don’t love anything so much as being unable to remove the most useless system options

For some reason I might be starting a new app and are you kidding me that there still isn’t an official UIGestureRecognizer for 3D Touch?

(Mais je ne vais pas pour autant essayer de regarder les suivants, faut pas exagérer.)

L’épisode de Last Man on Earth centré sur Kristen Wiig ne ressemble pas du tout à la série que j’avais abandonnée après trois semaines

RT @haleshannon: GOP: Here is our healthcare plan. You will get rich but someone you don’t know will die—


Meanwhile BlackCam has a good Gotham filter but it’s at the end of a long horizontal list that can’t be reordered 😒

Damn, Gotham was nice.

Checking out black & white photo filters on iOS again, coming out empty-handed again. Why would you make an app that refuses to load existing photos?

RT @Freerunnering: I’m particularly fond of Acorn’s use of SQLite as a file format.



RT @Histreepix: A young boy killed by a puppy dropped from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Paris, 1948. []

And yes it’s time for me to get a large 1440p monitor but that’d be half or more of the cost of a VR headset — and useless while in VR obv.

Are open worlds zooming out because people play on bigger and bigger screens? I’m still on a 20” and I think it’s hurting my immersion.

I loved the missions in the first Watch Dogs you could complete by just jumping from camera to camera.

I guess they weren’t very popular 😕

13 mars

RT @ActuallyNPH: A Series of @Unfortunate Events has been renewed for season two. Exciting! Unless, of course, you’re a Baudelaire…

Les deux sont déprimantes anyway — la première pour le réalisme de son cycle inéluctable d’âges sombres, la deuxième pour son utopie qu’on ne connaîtra jamais dans la réalité, rapport auxdits cycles inéluctables 😶

Au milieu du deuxième tome de Foundation j’ai finalement réalisé que je confondais, c’est la série Culture que je voulais lire.

Merde, je savais que j’aurais dû voir Doctor Strange en salle 😲 Il n’y a pas que les effets spéciaux — toute la photo est très belle.

RT @so_you_know: Ursula K. Le Guin’s interview in latest of @awpwriter is so encouraging & wise. On conflating story with conflict:

RT @b_halcyon: Le malaise est total… #Louise #ClaireNebout [] []

12 mars

How can it be worth three extra magicka points, rather than one, to start second in Elder Scrolls: Hearthstone?

I really like a lot of things about Watch Dogs 2, shame that there’s nothing enjoyable about driving (cars — bikes are better).

Feels weird to enjoy the writing of Watch Dogs 2 after having loathed it so much in the first game. I keep expecting the other shoe to drop.

11 mars

RT @peterdaou: 8. As I wrote recently, a BIG misconception among people accustomed to democracy is that when freedoms are curtailed, life grinds to a halt.

10 mars

RT @tinytouchtales: It’s DONE! Play King of Nothing my #7DRL in collaboration with @pigsell - #gamedev #roguelike - [] (WebGL)

RT @Yalers: RT si toi aussi tu penses que tu mérites 9000€ par mois.

Deadline d’un truc super chiant pour le boulot repoussée de 3 mois 👍 Après que ça m’ait stressé pendant toute ma semaine de vacances 👎

9 mars

Mais c’est quoi ce quartier de merde où les rues sont pleines de gens qui ont une vie sociale 😒

RT @SchneidRemarks: We did an experiment: For two weeks we switched names. I signed all client emails as Nicole. She signed as me.

Folks. It fucking sucked.

RT @JonnyGeller: In one paragraph, PJ O’Rourke nails the US election. (The Times). []

RT @ydikoi: Curieuse conception de la démocratie au @partisocialiste , où un vote n’est valable que s’il va dans leur sens

RT @haydencd: Anyway, sometimes I wonder if dogs are sad we don’t lick them back.

RT @Sci_Phile: The science of the Chinese spouting bowl []

RT @ikare: 1ere licence “24h” pour un club parisien. De quoi faire la teuf de vendredi soir à lundi matin non-stop []

RT @BenedictEvans: The kerning / justification problem goes back 5,000 years []

RT @joethephish: Just watched Hitchcock’s Rear Window. Would make a damn good VR game. Dude stuck in wheelchair watching neighbours’ dramas, solving mystery.


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