Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.

1 septembre 2016

RT @steverousseau: microsoft excel is literally undermining genetics research [washingtonpost.com] [pic.twitter.com]

RT @mizko: Cool CSS Text Effects – 20 Amazing Examples - [designyourway.net] [pic.twitter.com]

How much less obnoxious would Pokémon Go be if it considered you in range of the closest pokéstop, no matter how far it is?

RT @chockenberry: As app developers, think about including a sticker bundle with your download. A great way to get new customers and keep existing ones loyal.

Comme j’ai du boulot je ne veux pas commencer à regarder une bonne série qui sera chronophage.

Du coup je marathonne des mauvaises séries 🙄

RT @bzamayo: Given new title limits, Apple should add a new ‘subtitle’ field to let devs provide some marketing copy that appears in search results.

2 septembre

RT @iamleyeti: The new game by the creators of STASIS is called Beautiful Desolation and looks rad: [youtube.com]

“Yay, there are several

libraries just for tha… oh, Google understood SceneKit as a synonym to SpriteKit again.”

We know confirmation prompts don’t work; what if iOS apps widely adopted Destiny’s hold the button to confirm a destructive operation?

3 septembre

“RT to be reminded” is a cute trick — though you’d probably have to negotiate in advance an API rate limit exemption

RT @Support: ICYMI: You can now use the full range of emoji to spice up your name and bio on your Twitter profile! 📝 🙌

Oh, not only can you put

any emoji in your Twitter bio now, but the website’s been updated to support the latest ones \o/ 🏳️‍🌈

Meanwhile, Facebook Messenger still doesn’t even recognize the eyeroll emoji.

Xcode beta doesn’t know how to install and run an iMessage extension anymore so that’s gonna make development a bit complicated.

Also why am I bothering to do an iMessage extension for an existing app if that checkbox is gonna be off by default

I kinda wish you could use Slide Over on iPhone and I can’t quite decide if that would be silly or functional.

Of course the current implementation of Slide Over’s application picker is bad enough that I have to lean a bit more toward ‘useless.’

“Connect to Facebook to improve Instagram’s ‘Discover People’ suggestions.”

(re-)connects to FB

“Here are all the brands you like!”

4 septembre

Ce putain de club où tu te fais bousculer en pemanence même quand il n’y a que cinquante personnes au total. (Où sont les gens ?)

5 septembre

The Jungle Book est (parfois) joli mais la plupart des voix sont insupportables dans la bouche d’animaux photoréalistes. Et le gamin, aussi.

Si vous voulez raconter votre vie vous êtes censés essayer un minimum d’être drôles ಠ_ಠ

RT @CCriadoPerez: I think this is what people mean when they say we live in a rape culture [pic.twitter.com]

RT @tvaziri: Here’s another great piece of camera operation, from THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM.

[youtu.be]

RT @_DavidSmith: I’ve been thinking a lot about the evolving realities of indie development, so I graphed my own path from paid->ads [david-smith.org]

Pourquoi on nous vend toujours des tubes de colle forte refermables alors qu’en vrai il n’est jamais possible de les réutiliser ?

6 septembre

My app started out as a (simple) SceneKit and ended with just two UIImageViews. I’m feeling a little bit defeated.

I deleted the Battlefield beta yesterday thinking it was already over, and I just realized I haven’t ridden a horse.

First time trying to sketch a UI in Paper since selling my iPad Pro and Pencil. I’m going to cry / throw up / throw my iPad out the window.

Pourquoi est-ce que le quart des morceaux trance sur Spotify sont des extraits de mix/podcasts, DJ-qui-parle inclus ?

Ca n’est venu à l’idée de personne de faire un brassard porte-téléphone-et-cartes qui ne soit pas hideux, pour être mettable au quotidien ?

7 septembre

Been waiting for new events all summer and now considering skipping them because what am I donna do, not buy it? Ha!

RT @rgriff: I disagree with 5/8ths of Apple’s “principles” for App Store apps. Ugh, ugh, and more ugh. [developer.apple.com] [pic.twitter.com]

RT @rgriff: Really, what I want from my 14.75 million pixel iMac is to have it display just one app. And to not let me save stuff where I want.

Did they accidentally post a Monday?

RT @CraigGrannell: So Nintendo’s created Mariobalt? I hope it’s more than what’s being shown. Rayman on iOS showcased how smart one-thumb platformers could be.

I guess GPS on the Watch does have value if it means sparing the iPhone’s battery during a Pokémon walk.

There’s never gonna be Watch faces for sale as long as Apple has prominent partnerships with just a custom band and face.

I hope the Maps redesign in iOS 10 is an indicator of a widespread UX overhaul in iOS 11 putting all controls at the bottom.

Dammit, I did not want to want an iPhone 7, but the new camera looks great. And I’m not even talking about the dual-camera system, because I don’t want to carry a Plus around — but I’d love to have that 56mm-equivalent lens.

I’d been wondering why/how so many people posted “boomerangs” to Instagram Stories. Had no idea it was a Live Photo thing.

I can’t wait to find out how bad the AirPods sound for the price. I mean in reviews, not on my head.

RT @noir: Can we all agree to call them CouragePods?

I can’t believe how poorly Sony managed to sell the PS4 Pro. That presentation should never have been streamed.

They’re updating games as old as Shadow of Mordor for the PS4 Pro? o_O
I assume Sony has to be paying for it.

RT @DanStapleton: Considering most 3rd-party E3 demos are shown on high-end PCs already, there’s not much they can show to visually impress us on PS4 Pro.

Ooh, HDR coming to existing PS4s by firmware update is much more exciting (since I’m nearsighted and 4K’s useless to me).

Mass Effect: Andromeda 4K gameplay on PS4 Pro

4K is pretty, but the game…? Looked and sounded as a Halo 5 cutscene, and it was just as interactive and interesting.

Now that the Watch is officially swim-proof, will we finally be able to disable the touchscreen and avoid waterdrop taps?

8 septembre

Wouldn’t it have been better to introduce the AirPods a full year before removing the headphone jack? Start by promoting wireless?

MacBook trackpad moves independently from computer; haptic Home button can’t, so haptic feedback is limited in what it can do. I’m sure we’ll get used to it. #lastRT

RT @netbooker_momo: AirPodsが木霊にしか見えない。 [pic.twitter.com]

RT @shanselman: Hate the headphone jack? Upgrade your existing iPhone with the Apple Plug [appleplugs.com]

RT @annehelen: Hillary’s explanation for her “walled-off-ness” is the same I’ve heard from so many successful women from her era [pic.twitter.com]

9 septembre

Briefly checking out GTA Online again, no idea what’s going on at any point. Rather impatient to play Watch Dogs 2 instead.

Just reached the part of my timeline backlog where everyone preorders a $1,000 iPhone 😥 I’m a completionist but I might skip a few hours.

RT @ultrabrilliant: Universe Sandbox 2 is excellent. Here’s what would happen if Earth had a hundred moons. [pic.twitter.com]

RT @wankotkt: なんだ…欲しいのか? [pic.twitter.com]

J’ai acheté des pâtes à la farine de pois chiches. J’ai jeté des pâtes à la farine de pois chiches.

Could we please not call the iPhone 7 Plus’s fifty-something-millimeter lens “telephoto”?

So that’s two small apps waiting for review. Do I spend my weekend making the third, slightly bigger idea I had?

RT @flarup: Now that the iPhone 7 is glossy the year long ban on gloss in icons has been lifted! Designers assemble! Commence operation gloss comeback!

10 septembre

RT @ID_R_McGregor: #Battlefield1 Beta has been out for 8 days without anyone realizing how destructible the environment actually is…. [pic.twitter.com]

Je ne sais pas pourquoi j’ai regardé Kingsglaive. My bad.

Didn’t love “Steve Jobs: Man in the Machine” but it’s full of so much old footage 😢

I think it would only be fair for Reddit to display when the person you replied to downvotes you.

11 septembre

Your app(iOS) status is Pending an Apple Release.

I had successfully forgotten how fun Overwatch can be. When you’re not booted out of the game because too many players quit.

So let’s focus on that negative rather than buy the game, because I don’t need a time sink right now.

RT @computerfact: restarting a computer fixes problems because its soul dies and is replaced by a new one which might have different opinions about your work

My second iOS 10 app was approved at 11pm local on a Saturday.

My dream is to become known enough as a dev that it wouldn’t be a waste of time to give in to my urge to make Yet Another Grocery List App.

Apple puts the S2 chip in the old body for Series 1 yet no one mentioned the possibility / complained about the impossibility to get an old Watch upgraded? (Say, an Edition, or even an expensive Steel.) That was the whole debate a year ago!

Maybe I’ll take my iPhone 6 out of its case and hope I break it.

YEEEEEES! My first 7-day streak, and I really thought I wasn’t gonna be able to finish this particular puzzle 😅

RT @TWICETW1CE: holy shit this is the most badass dramatic & graceful thing i’ve ever seen [pic.twitter.com]

That’s how bad everyone was during that game

Overwatch’s pre-game with everyone jumping and running around the base like overexcited children always makes me want to quit the game.

12 septembre

RT @wkerslake: There are twelve black dots at the intersections in this image. Your brain won’t let you see them all at once. [pic.twitter.com]

I just discovered this ‘Undo’ button. By instantly losing what I had typed.

Isn’t it odd that two years later no one’s done this on iOS? Using the camera in video mode to get the data, you should be able to get a nice 4K photo on iPhone 6s.

RT @Pinboard: The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy

13 septembre

I “Reset All Settings” on my iPhone (battery is acting up, last hope). First consequence: an unholy swarm of alert views when it reboots.

Second consequence: My text substitution shortcuts on my Mac returned to a previous, weeks-old version. iCloud is truly… miraculous.

RT @daringfireball: Om Malik on the iPhone 7 and the Camera Industry: [daringfireball.net]

RT @SMBCComics: Citation Needed [smbc-comics.com] #smbc #hiveworks

I was having a crisis of faith re: getting a PSVR before a PC — and then I remembered Rez was coming.

RT @Fehners: Why paid Apps don’t update very often. Revenue down 68% the day after an update due to reviews reset.

@appfigures [pic.twitter.com]

Left my iPhone off all night (to meditate about its battery). Turned in on today. All text substitutions on my Mac disappeared altogether 😡

Some iOS 10 apps are out, some are “Pending Apple release” while blogs are browsing the App Store. Still not as bad as tvOS launch I guess.

RT @Emojipedia: ℹ️ Please take care using this 😁 emoji today [emojipedia.org] [pic.twitter.com]

Turns out when you Reset All Settings it resets the backup too. And then this happens.

iTunes is still backing it up anyway though, so god only knows what’s gonna happen with that.

RT @kezamacdonald: Things that social media has killed: long, funny, considered, back-and-forth email conversations with friends. Now we Tweet to strangers.

Ah, crap, I should update Uniconsole then… someday

Oh hey I forgot how much I hate the Xbox’s UI.

Clearly if I ever have to drive in Australia or the UK I will promptly die.

RT @SavedYouAClick: ios 10 is out. you update your software the same way you always have. don’t need a blog post about it.

RT @robotspacer: H: I’ll probably wait until it bugs me to install it

M: Noooo install it now so I can send you stickers

H: Hmm, you raise a good point

RT @dhh: What’s so great about bricking your primary phone is that now none of your 2FA logins work. So can’t deploy code or trade stocks 😄✌️

RT @dhh: Don’t worry if iOS 10 just bricked your iPhone and you don’t have a Mac to set it straight. A Genius appointment is available on November 13

So when I said the iMessage App Store launch wasn’t as bad as tvOS I didn’t think iOS 10 would end up as the update nobody dared to install.

The 8-ball was originally a SceneKit view that responded to physical shaking but that triggered the text field’s goddamn undo 😠

Fuck, Forza Horizon costs 15 € more online than on Amazon… but if I end up buying a PC+wheel the Xbox disc won’t work with it.

RT @reneritchie: People won’t spend $2 for a great app, but will buy 10 $2 Disney-owned sticker packs.

Psychology is maddening.

Every year I try again. Every year they make me hate them.

I’m setting up my iPhone from a fresh iOS image but the App Store’s auth is overloaded so any app that checks its receipt refuses to run.

It would be so cool if iOS 11 made iMessage extensions compatible with any chat app that wants them. But that’s not the Apple way, is it.

14 septembre

RT @nicklockwood: Apple:

Makes the most powerful mobile games console on the planet.

Runs a store where only F2P 2D puzzle games can make any money.

Not sure if it’s a bug or an annoying intentional change that Watch notifications (sometimes?) stay stuck on screen if I don’t act on them.

Starting over from a blank iOS does seem to cure my battery issues. How can an iPhone’s backup include information that fucks up battery management?

And imagine if the only solution to MacBook trouble was to reformat and abandon any file that wasn’t stored in the cloud.

If this were a Mac I’d be able to find iMessage’s App Support folder in the backup and transfer all my old texts to the new install in five seconds 😡

15 septembre

RT @austinkleon: Seen my book summarized as: “take an idea and make it your own.” No! Take several ideas, mash em up, get a new one [pic.twitter.com]

RT @MarcusGrayDoor: In my Game Time w/ @burnie, I mentioned that design inspiration can come from anywhere, this is exactly what I mean. [pic.twitter.com]

RT @Pinboard: Point: we trust Google with far too much of our email. Counterpoint: Google may be the only organization able to secure our email

RT @bentsukun: Why can’t more equipment have a “Don’t care” key? [pic.twitter.com]

Who would have believed that, in 2016, I’d be thinking “I wish I had stuck to web development, there’d be fewer compatibility issues.”

RT @MelanieHannah: Leaked Apple emails reveal employees’ complaints about sexist, toxic work environment [mic.com]

Since Apple have said they aren’t gonna license the W1 chip — how about releasing a standalone Bluetooth receiver and battery?

It wouldn’t take anything away from AirPod and Beats because most people would prefer to go full-wireless, but it would satisfy audiophiles clinging to their expensive headphones.

RT @johnhaney: My first Sticker Pack for iMessages on iOS 10 is now available! Grammar Snob #grammared

[appsto.re] [pic.twitter.com]

The iTunes Connect app’s notifications are silent therefore the Watch just displays them without tapping. That makes sense.

16 septembre

I’m finding For Honor completely amazing (in 4v4, mostly) but I’ve never played, say, Chivalry, so what do I know.

Two things Overwatch gets right that For Honor mysterioulsy chooses not to: your allies are always the same color, and you can change heroes at respawn.

Logging into Slack: iOS adds a couple steps too many to the process but this is beautiful UX

Didn’t expect to have so much fun in this game #PS4share

For a game where your gear levels up, customization is so much better than The Division’s

17 septembre

Metal Gear Survive gameplay video

I don’t really enjoy wave-based survival modes, but this looks more than decent.

A freemium vector drawing app smartly retooled to emphasize custom sticker creation

It works great for free, and syncs to iCloud so you can create stickers on iPad and use them on iPhone.

18 septembre

The Forza Horizon 3 demo was full of diverse cars at launch, but now all the drivatars are driving the same blue BMW we’re all locked to 😄

RT @The_Axx: Apparently when I click the home button to exit an app, I do it with my fingernail. Not something I ever realized until it no longer works 😐

RT @Sci_Phile: Playstation brand ambassadors wear awesome flash-sensitive clothing. [pic.twitter.com]

Almost lost my streak on a stupid mistake — I was so close to giving up

RT @MartinSFP: Now this is what I call a Lightning dongle: USB charging, headphones, L/R line out and MIDI in. [pic.twitter.com]

iOS 10 remembering your scroll position in Today view completely defeats the point of putting the most important information at the top 😕

And it probably makes sense because most people didn’t organize their widgets, but it makes the view significantly less useful for power users. Well, I guess that’s iOS for you.

RT @jamiepinkham: Free killer iPhone 7 accessory idea: external battery with headphone jack

Can’t believe I’ve had this MacBook Pro for two and a half years already. That makes it perfectly reasonable to buy a big new PC for VR!

I mean ideally I should wait for the October keynote because you never know but, come on, as if.

I get how that makes sense to get the best possible picture, but as a photography enthusiast I’d rather they just disabled the 2x setting.

19 septembre

No joke, every social app should have this. (And also an option to replace a user’s avatar while we’re at it.)

RT @Grathio: Something happened in my brain. Now I look at these cursors and think “Nail, slot screw, Phillips screw”. [pic.twitter.com]

Bon, il me faut un nouveau siège de bureau, et cette fois je ne me fais plus avoir, je prends une simple chaise, no moving parts.

So I guess the App Review team is recuperating from its GM-week overtime? (I mean, fair enough.)

Gave in and preordered the PSVR headset. Wanted to wait in case they released a complete bundle, but I’ll look for secondhand Moves instead.

It doesn’t look like I’ll get a PC+Rift in the next couple of months, so I couldn’t possibly risk missing PSVR’s release.

RT @9to5mac: iPhone 7’s 25% brighter display only reaches max brightness w/ ‘Auto-Brightness’ enabled [9to5mac.com] [pic.twitter.com]

I’ve been hating all summer on iOS 10’s taller widgets, but I really like how my redesign came out.

Est-ce qu’ils ont oublié d’engager un directeur de la photographie pour les prises de vue réelles du film Warcraft ? Ca n’a pas de sens.

20 septembre

RT @CraigGrannell: macOS Sierra is out today. If you plan to install, back-up your Mac first, preferably cloning the entire drive. Better safe than ARGH NOOOOO

RT @CraigGrannell: If you don’t use a cloning tool, SuperDuper! and Carbon Copy Cloner are both fab. I use SuperDuper! daily on my main works Mac.

Are people downloading it by mistake? Last-minute upgrading before Sierra? Or is the App Store really that dead?

I like to think the odds are pretty good that SteamVR will be compatible with Playstation VR headset and controllers by the time I get a PC.

Okay let’s be reasonable and not rush to install Sier—oops.

“Rez Infinite: Area X reveal trailer”

I guess the music isn’t as bad as Child of Eden’s and I’ll get used to it.

love Rez but, judging by the tone of everyone’s previews, there must have been MDMA in the water at the hands-on event.

I’m only downloading Sierra, not even installing it yet 😨

21 septembre

Si vous avez insulté la mémoire d’Alan Turing en regardant Imitation Game, vous vous devez de voir Breaking the Code pour rattraper. (Même si c’est vraiment pas facile de regarder du VHS sur un écran 1080p.)

I’m trying Safari again, as you do after any OS update, and I forgot how nice it is to have smooth scrolling.

Every OS update I try Safari again but don’t remember why I switched to Chrome and what to look for. This time I swear I’ll make a list.

I tried an iPhone 7 for five minutes in an Apple Store and I’m now completely disgusted with my old physical Home button.

On the other hand I absolutely cannot understand the enthusiasm for the OS haptics ¯\(ツ)

Drame à la table iPhone de l’Apple Store : quelqu’un se met à me parler de son dilemme pour choisir une couleur 😱

Young guy at the Apple Store table seemed obsessed with Jet Black but dejected that it didn’t broadcast “I have an iPhone!” like White.

Sorry I didn’t have the presence of mind to point out that it would be the ultimate status symbol within weeks.

Oh yeah I forgot to say that the glossy iPhone is a gorgeous object, but everyone already knew that. Worth the fingerprints after all.

RT @stroughtonsmith: In a world where most photos end up on Snapchat/Facebook/Instagram, the faux-bokeh effect on the 7 Plus is as believable as most DSLR pics

RT @fet_complains: The one thing Siri on iOS is reliable for, Siri on Mac can’t do. [pic.twitter.com]

Safari opening new tabs in the tab bar then not switching to them until the content has loaded, that’s new, right?

It sucks.

And I completely understand why someone would think it’s a good idea not to switch immediately to an empty tab.

But it’s not.

Vue la chance que j’ai aujourd’hui avec tout ce qui est informatique, je vais ressortir aveugle de ma démo PSVR demain, moi.

My Drobo is dead, I’ve screwed up my iPhone backups and the world is dark and hostile.

Also I’m getting one support e-mail per fifty $1 app sold and I don’t think that’s sustainable.

22 septembre

I’ve enabled Apple’s new 2FA and it keeps asking me codes and I’m super nervous about they day it fucks up and I’m locked out of everything.

RT @TimTr: Swift Playgrounds on iPad can control robots using Bluetooth. How cool is that?! Here’s a sample to get you started: https://t.co/2ybOysmbAO

You understood perfectly what I want and you know what time it is 🙄

Went to a PSVR showcase and somehow chose all of the worst demos. Except for Driveclub — Driveclub on a wheel is awesome.

I need a wheel.

The Tomb Raider PSVR experience is uninteresting and looks like shit because they’re going for photorealism without the power to achieve it.

The VR mode in Bound is definitely pretty but having to keep teleporting manually in addition to controlling the character is too much of a pain in the ass.

And Rush of Blood is very good at what it does but oh my god demoing a rollercoaster to VR virgins are you fucking mad?

I don’t think it made me queasy (unlike Rush of Blood) but the lack of G-forces when you hit the brakes hard in Driveclub is extremely weird. Wheeeee! Suddenly you’re in zero-G!

La démo Playstation VR est à l’angle de la rue des Archives et il y en a pour tous les goûts, si vous n’y allez pas vous êtes de gros nazes.

Didn’t seem possible to disable traction control in Driveclub VR; looks like they want to make sure you won’t do donuts until you throw up.

I don’t give a fuck about the iPhone 7 anymore.

Got a few days to see if I cancel my Forza Horizon preorder. Feels silly to waste time on my 20-inch screen just before I get Driveclub VR.

23 septembre

I like Google Assistant’s tone better than Siri’s. But I’m a misanthropic nerd so maybe Apple is right not to cater to me.

RT @thedailybeast: EXCLUSIVE: Silicon Valley billionaire Palmer Luckey secretly funds group dedicated to posting anti-Clinton memes:… https://t.co/auzEWFtG7b

RT @kezamacdonald: Some of the comments on Palmer Luckey’s now-deleted Reddit account are quite, quite extraordinary. Amazing how fast money can strip empathy.

Sierra opens the “Do you really want to change your default browser?” confirmation popup behind the active window — if not all windows ಠ_ಠ

Gave up on Safari because it has terrible performance with multiple tabs and with YouTube.

So now I’m… checking out Firefox 😳

I just super-liked someone on Tinder when I meant to scroll down on their profile. Goddamn UI traps.

Hoping the “app extension issues” iOS 10.0.2 fixes include that user who left a 1-star review because the widget didn’t appear in the list.

RT @olitax: J’ai toujours cru que ce truc était dur, et paf révélation [pic.twitter.com]

24 septembre

Not that I would be caught dead wearing those things but I’d love it if they started a round-video fad.

RT @neilcybart: We may be seeing Snap’s eventual IPO narrative here. A great IPO often has an easy to understand, yet intriguing st… https://t.co/kXu0yLlZr2

25 septembre

Hope the Spectacles come out soon because I’m really tempted to make a circular video capture + player app and that’d be a huge waste of my time.

RT @redfacts: This is a public service announcement about the Canada lynx and its ginormous fluffy paws. Thank you for your atten… https://t.co/b0CumeEjlW

The Watch’s stupid aggregate notifications aren’t very compatible with Google Assistant’s conversational style

‘Hey Siri’ worked great during the watchOS beta but fails half the time since release.

I think I need to create a @garoo_complains account.

There must be a way to remove an account from Tweetbot on iOS but I can’t find it ¯\(ツ)

Je suis à ça de la crise de narcolepsie dans les toilettes à cause du son de l’aspirateur des voisins via les conduits d’aération.

You didn’t have to… but you could have.

RT @MachinePix: Water in laminar flow (or streamline flow) has no cross-currents, eddies, or swirls. [pic.twitter.com]

26 septembre

Bought a renowned iOS productivity app after someone I trust wrote a long post about how awesome it is.

The UI looks like it was designed for Palm Pilot.

RT @bradmelmore: Internet: So it’s the 75th anniversary.

Kid on the Nevermind cover: please no not again.

Internet: Get in the fucking pool old man.

Ca doit être le fait de m’être mis aux mots croisés qui déverrouille des connexions nerveuses dans mon cerveau.

Est-ce que j’essaie de rester réveillé jusqu’à quatre heures du matin pour assister symboliquement à la fin de la civilisation occidentale ?

RT @MatthewBogart: Um… at least I know I’ll never hear songs like that one I liked again. [pic.twitter.com]

😱

So… Twitter is pretty much the one use case where it makes sense to ask “Can the blockchain save us?” right?

Honestly I’m rather curious to see what happens after Twitter implodes. Do we, as a society, step back or double down?

RT @Benjojo12: oh my god Amazon’s audio captchas are COMPLEATELY MENTAL [pic.twitter.com]

27 septembre

Bien fait de dormir, rien que les photos du débat me stressent, d’imaginer l’effort que ça représente de garder le sourire face à ça.

RT @themadstone: The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is speeding away from the Earth at 17 kilometers/second #debatenight

Why do Spotify’s song radios always end after a few hours? (It’s always better than Apple Music’s, which just refused to start, but still.)

Forza Horizon won’t be here until tomorrow and I need to take my mind off PSVR and maybe I should have bought it online even at 20€ more.

RT @stroughtonsmith: “New VR Dev Kit From Occipital Turns iPhone Into Room-Scale VR” [uploadvr.com] /via @saniul

Left the Xbox on to install the game and do its thing while I worked. It turned itself off because I was idle and now appears to be stuck 🙄

I deleted the game to start over and now installation is stalling at 4%. If my Forzabox is dying just before its last hurrah I’m gonna be 😡

Finally found the one place in the Xbox dashboard where the installation progress counter isn’t stuck at 0%, so I guess I’m fine.

“30% installed, but you can start playing right away!”

starts the game

“Forza Horizon 3 needs an update”

I hate this console so much.

28 septembre

Everyone said Forza Horizon 3 was the best car game ever so of course I’m finding the tone and structure less enjoyable than Horizon 2.

Obviously it doesn’t help that I got a taste of Driveclub VR last week, but I don’t think that’s the whole reason.

I MEANT TO SCROLL DOWN ON MY EX’S PROFILE AND IT SUPER-LIKED HIM AND FUCK THIS SHIT I’M DELETING TINDER.

I guess it’s pretty convenient that the best way out of this faux-pas was to delete my account.

There’s something to be said for external power supplies you can easily replace when they crap out. In other news, my old Drobo is alive \o/

Asking Siri “Show me photos of dogs” should default to a web search, not launch Photos unless you said “my dog” or “my photos.”

RT @JDLDG: Unlikely animal friendships make the world bearable 😍 [pic.twitter.com]

I deleted a folder while I was moving to another drive a file it contained, in Sierra

El Capitan’s related regression was that you couldn’t change the labels on a file while copying it (more of an edge case, I’ll admit)

I guess in the next version of macOS they might as well replace the Finder with Windows’ File Explorer.

And I have no idea how the filters manage to be so slow on an iPhone 6. Is the old OpenGL API running through an emulator or something?

RT @Paume75: “OVH noyé par une attaque Ddos sans précédent” [zdnet.fr]

Wanna bet there isn’t gonna be another Instagram update until after I’ve gotten used to the placeholder icon?

29 septembre

Two of my favorite electronic artists, Overwerk and the leader from Tycho, were graphic designers at first 😨

RT @netsabes: Pour fêter l’indépendance créative conservée d’Ubisoft, voici son tout nouveau jeu : [youtube.com]

RT @jimwaterson: Modern spies find it hard to go undercover because their aliases don’t have detailed Facebook accounts. https://t.co/CxaX0SaAJQ https://t.co/W6XEYNPDLO

30 septembre

RT @stroughtonsmith: Neural nets are fascinating ways to solve computing problems with magic algorithms humans may never be able to grok https://t.co/sfuHS0UhPw

RT @stroughtonsmith: I have no idea what happens to computing when nobody on earth actually understands the algorithms being used to generate results 😶

RT @Phineas: Halloween is cancelled because this dog stole it [pic.twitter.com]

I don’t understand the point of Forza Horizon 3’s convoys, except for making most cars spawn in the same class as yours, which looks as silly as in an old GTA.

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