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1 novembre


Happy Halloween 🎃

2 novembre


This year is actually full of “it’s-been-a-decade.” Assassins’s Creed. Rock Band. Mass Effect. Bioshock. Portal. The Witcher. Crysis. TF2.


I guess what I’m saying is 2007 was a heck of a year for new releases and I don’t know if we’ve seen anything like it since.

Le chat recouvre précisément le sac de courses Monoprix sur la table de la cuisine. Ce truc est un aimant à félins, aucune idée pourquoi.

3 novembre


Fire alarms aren’t useful because they tell you there’s fire. They’re useful because they tell you it’s socially acceptable to react.


“We have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day”


Trump’s twitter account vanishing and then reappearing moments later is the best evidence yet that the events of the past 2 years are the result of warring sects of time travellers


Embedding people’s tweets in a news story without asking their permission first is wrong and unethical even if the tweets are public and I wish sites would stop doing it


It’s like a voxpop if a voxpop was just filming people’s private conversations on the street and putting them on the news along with the person’s phone number.


By popular demand, I’ve added the hidden iPhone X notch message to PCalc for real - but only when you have 42 in the display!

I might reinstall the iOS beta profile just for the week or so of usability I get after the install clears some caches or whatever.


Can we finally end the lazy and irresponsible practice of dropping random tweets into articles without context or verification? []

4 novembre


Upscale an image 4X. Neural network “hallucinates” missing details.

This is WITCHCRAFT. Seriously. 



Here’s what the infrared dot projector on the iPhone X’s Face ID looks like when viewed using a night vision cam []


This week’s Giza pyramid discovery was already built into Assassin’s Creed Origins: []


Defining the Demonic: A French compendium of all things diabolical from the 1800s

via @PublicDomainRev []

5 novembre


Too effing real.


It’s incredible how Ubisoft can expend so much talent building a world for a game so unbelievably average in just about every other regard

6 novembre

In retrospect it’s rather obvious since each pixel must be modulated individually instead of making a single backlight blink independently.

If the display controller can already address pixels at 240Hz for PWM, shouldn’t it have been trivial to implement ProMotion 120Hz?


Apollo app replaces Apple’s awful volume indicator in the most elegant way possible.


Layered glass sculptures by Ben Young


Can I offer you a video ripe with econonmic allegory this crisp monday morning?


“My dog became a shark when I bought new carpet.”

You’d think orbiting a vehicle would be simple enough but, no, the camera is still an obnoxious mess in Spintires: Mudrunner.

“Yay, a cockpit view.” It’s barebones and buggy and the mirrors don’t work — in a truck simulator. Keeping an eye on the refund clock.

7 novembre


This looks like a mad sesh till you find out it’s a combine harvester in a cotton field

The X is… fine 🤷🏻‍♂️ Too fat, too much bezel, screen doesn’t look that extraordinary to me. But, yes, the notch is okay in person.

If I were still interested in 4.7” iPhones I’d be tempted—mostly for Face ID—but not at this price. And thankfully I’m too used to 5.5” now.

It’s really X as in UX. Face ID + much welcome reboot of interactions that piled up awkwardly over ten years = temptation rising 😬

Godsdammit a new gestural UX is the dumbest possible reason to get a 1200-euro phone upgrade



retweets good tweet


goes back to check person’s bio just in case I accidentally RT’d a fool


God damn. Buy a cheap keyboard from China; it might turn out to have a keylogger installed []

Barf — and the UI, as good as it is, clearly reaches its limits when you have to control a dozen workers at a time

8 novembre

What’s the over-under now on third-party apps ever being allowed to post 280s?


The next release of Tweetbot 4 for iOS and Tweetbot 2 for Mac will support the newly expanded Tweet length limit.


Just thought about the reality of 280 emojis so I hope you’re ready for Cher’s Twitter to turn into the Bayeux Tapestry.


An iPad app with a full menu bar… 😶


Tweetbot for Mac 2.5.4 is now available on the Mac App Store with support for up to 280 characters. (Tweeting 140 characters or less is still fully supported.)


9 novembre


ƨniwɈ livǝ ʇo noiɈɒɈnǝƨǝɿqǝɿ lɒnoiƨnǝmibɿǝɈni ɿǝɈɈǝd ɿoʇ ˎǝldiƨƨǝɔɔɒ-ǝƨɿǝvɿoɿɿim ƨɈǝǝwɈ ɿυoγ ǝʞɒm oɈ ʜɈϱnǝl ǝldυob ǝƨυ γllɒǝɿ blυoʜƨ υoγ || you should really use double length to make your tweets mirrorverse-accessible, for better interdimensional representation of evil twins


Imagine what the reaction would have been a year ago if Rose McGowan had said, “I’m surrounded by secret ex-Mossad agents who are taping our conversations and trying to destroy me”


Not everyone calls it the #notch you know. Some call it the #unibrow. #iphonex []


Facebook could have said: “Here’s a tool for you to create hashes of anything you’re afraid someone might post in revenge. Send us the hashes and if we see matching posts we’ll evaluate their content then and take them down if needed.”


Soderbergh on study-watching MAD MAX: FURY ROAD


TWITTER: verification is not an “indicator of importance.”

ALSO TWITTER: we verify accounts that are in the “public interest.”

10 novembre

I’d say Lone Echo is twice as long as its limited gameplay warrants, but what a great, polished VR experience. Not the slightest motion sickness, and the realism of those hand animations does so much for immersion.

As a side note — as great as your game is, as proud as you can be of your work, do NOT trap me in a VR headset with a long, unskippable (unless you quit) credit sequence.


PLEASE read this story about a guy throwing his steak out a window i promise it’s the beat thing u will see all day


I always feel like it’s a good idea, as an indie, to swim towards X when AAA declares X dead or stupid business-wise.

- if they’re mostly right, that’s ok, I need far fewer customers.

- if they’re mostly wrong, that’s very ok, I’ll do well til they realise.


Small reminder that any story about Japan that says “wacky/weird thing X is a huge thing in Japan!” means that thing exists in one place, and nobody in Japan has heard of it.


Never forget that Louis CK spent YEARS saying—to the world and his victims who were listening—that nothing happened and he didn’t care


Two months ago, Louis CK had said his accusers were spreading “rumors.” His fans continued to revere him. Under pressure, he has now confessed and awaits patiently his redemption. There is a script, and men know it by heart.

It hadn’t occurred to me but I’m suddenly wondering if 280-character tweets are implemented server-side as threads of two tweets.


Nice discussion of the improved Street View image blending work the team’s done. Jaggies-be-gone. []

Tweetbot’s Reply button should be a different glyph whether the person follows you back (you’re conversing with someone you ‘know’) or not (you’re commenting on a stranger’s post).

11 novembre

It might have been a better idea not to include the single-player “story mode” in For Honor’s free weekend 💤

I got Scandinavia when it was on sale and it looks great


Netflix should experiment with bringing back staggered episode releases of marquee shows but instead of once a week do it every night

Problem binge model is inability to carry the conversation

Stranger Things s3 dropping nightly over a period of 9 nights is a cultural DDOS

Of course I would only find out right after finishing Opus Magnum that you can rotate several parts together by pressing A or D while dragging them.

12 novembre


any time i feel pangs of regret about UI design decisions i’ve made i’m going to remember that at least i didn’t fuck up “Carmack struggles with this” bad


What a time to be alive

New life goal : décorer mon loft avec des zootropes 3D et des stroboscopes synchronisés


60,000 Nazis marched on Warsaw today.

banners read:

“Clean Blood”

“Europe Will Be White”

“Pray for Islamic Holocaust”



Forbes cover 10 years ago.

13 novembre


With cannabis legal in so many states, why isn’t there a cable news show that spends an hour a week exploring the changes this brings about? Such a large change, an end to Prohibition, seems there would be quite a bit of interesting stuff to discuss about it.



- Get a Great Idea

- Start writing the story

- Carefully fix any plot holes

- Realize there are infinite plot holes

- Throw away the story


In case you wonder: Here’s a picture of how the Amazons looked in Wonder Woman…next to pic how they look in Justice League. First designed by Lindy Hemming, second by Michael Wilkinson.

Some steps backwards, methinks.


Le fondateur multi-milliardaire d’Alibaba s’offre un moyen métrage où il se tape contre les stars du ciné chinois.



There’s a story about Team America where the first cut submitted for a rating had a 10-minute graphic puppet sex scene, reason being they knew it would get an X rating but if they then cut it to a reasonable length and resubmitted it would probably get an R.


Whether consciously or not, EA just did that with Battlefront. Everyone rejected the original system, they went “Cool, it’s now an arbitrary 75% better,” and I’m already seeing people say the core issue is “fixed.”

14 novembre


Watching a viper instinctively bury itself in sprinkles is how I started this morning []

How did adding images to a project become so excruciatingly slow in Xcode 9?

I guess I should be grateful 9.1 doesn’t forget which targets I checked anymore.

TIL que l’app de la Banque Postale gère Touch ID, il faut “juste” aller l’activer au fin fond des options.

Je ne sais plus qui dans ma timeline a recommandé You Again, mais il est plus que temps d’interdire aux hommes d’écrire ou réaliser des films avec des personnages principaux féminins.

15 novembre


A partir de la sordide affaire Ramadan, Manuel Valls aura donc réussi l’exploit de dresser des journalistes les uns contre les autres, et surtout de faire oublier le sujet premier : les violences faites aux femmes. Bravo.


Idea: What if Flash in the Justice League moved at 48fps in an otherwise 24fps movie? (I guess his scenes would be shot at 48, downsampled to 24 except his roto cutout, then projected at 48). Might it look cool? Or bad like he was not actually shot in the same scene? // @tvaziri?


Apple, you’re killin me with the mismatched apostrophe curliness of the default, non-editable names of your peripherals.


That’s interesting: Animoji not only works with your face, but also with video files!

So no 3D sensing required?

What will be the first landmark or monument designed explicitly to provide opportunities for projection mapping? Time to bring back brutalist architecture.

You can now lose verified status for : all the things that should already get your account shut down (but almost never do)

16 novembre


Al Capone theory: People who engage in sexual harassment are also likely to steal, plagiarize, embezzle, etc. These are the actions of someone who feels entitled to other people’s ideas, bodies, money []


Porno, blagues et dragues lourdes… pas facile d’être une femme à l’école 42 [] par @marion_garr et @marineprotais


Alors Gmail, je sais que si c’est gratuit c’est moi le produit mais tu vas te calmer tout de suite sur le ton employé.


Corrigez moi si je me trompe mais je crois que youporn était pas hyper populaire à l’époque. Non ce qui cause les viols ce n’est pas le porno, c’est une culture qui ne valorise pas la moitié des habitants de cette planète.

Ma caisse de retraite envoie sur un formulaire de paiement tiers qui me demande uniquement mon IBAN. Comment c’est possible ? Quelle sécurité il y a ? 😨

How bad must the Google Pixel Buds’ UX be that every review I’ve seen complains emphatically about it.


“De mon temps” la “bibliothèque rose” s’adressait aux plus jeunes, la “verte” à des enfants plus grands. Maintenant rose c’est les filles, verte les garçons. Wtf.

Oh, hey, did you know how fucked we truly are?

I, for one, hope to be killed by climate change before we get concentration camps in western Europe again.


Ok hear me out: an LA Noire/Blade Runner game except you’re an exorcist identifying demons by finding signs & tells in dialogue, and then you have to expel them from their hosts in unique ways across different cases.

Someone make that. I will buy it day one.


This thread on lootboxes is pretty much 100% spot-on. []


Alone with my thoughts

or am i… i guess


17 novembre

Nice, for VR games Humble gives the choice between Steam or Oculus keys. (Keep Talking… is 4€, might as well get it even if I never have the opportunity to play.)

J’ai cassé ma dernière assiette creuse Ikea en début de semaine ; impossible d’en trouver en taille adulte dans un autre magasin. Comment mangent les gens qui n’ont pas de voiture ?!


This is pure speculation but I bet an angry phone call from Disney is ultimately what prompted this more than anything else []


This is it. This is their end game. All the racism, Trumpism, fake news, and cruelty have been working up to this return on investment.


Me in November vs me in December


Je me demande s’il y a vraiment des pervers qui achètent 8 ou 9 tickets de métro aux distributeurs RATP


Adding a custom ¯\(ツ)/¯ button to your keyboard is the only worthwhile lifehack []


Meet @actorDougJones, one of the biggest stars you’ve probably never seen []


This is the detail of what just-in-time is in manufacturing today.

One hours worth of stock.

Wow. []



For the next six months, I’ll be visualizing my REM dreams every morning in #VR with #TiltBrush to analyze, expand, and unify them into a singular VR experience. This is a preview of one that I built in 3 days.

Watch in 4k: []


Ca parait tellement dingue cette vente aux enchères de migrants que si ce n’était pas une info de @CNN j’aurais cru à un fake []


What if I told you there was a way for the rich to no longer have to worry about their heads


Banished is almost more of an idle game than a city builder but I just spent three hours in it and it is nicely zen (except when I feel bad for killing so many trees in order to build my silly little town)

18 novembre


That goes further than a misunderstanding brought on by an unfamiliarity with social interactions. That’s bigotry. And autism doesn’t cause bigotry, yet here he is, blaming it all on the world’s favorite cognitive boogeyman.

On the one hand, this kind of comment. On the other, the Playstation blog helpfully reminding me why I just can’t.


Developers constantly build systems that assume bad actors will never act in concert and, by doing so, grant incredible powers to bad actors that act in concert []

19 novembre

Je découvre Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 💜


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