Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.
Played Doki Doki Literature Club yesterday and I’m still conflicted. First act hints at a great exploration of mental health, and of tropey fetishism for neurotic women — then it jumps with both feet into exploitative Fatal Attraction territory.
But it remains pretty clever and interesting throughout, and it’s never fair to blame a game for not being what I wish it were. Plus, the meta twist might make the mental health stuff more palatable to players, allowing it to reach more people? So, on balance… I just don’t know.
The X-Files 11x05 —
No wonder Gillian Anderson is stopping The X-Files if that’s the shit you’re gonna make her play.
I’d never really seen ‘kite’ used as a verb outside of gaming, and never made the connection until today as to why kiting a mob is called kiting 🤯
Absurdly hi-res round OLEDs w/HDMI-to-dual-MIPI interface arrived from China today. 1.5” acrylic cabochons on top. Running Adafruit eyes code on Raspberry Pi 3. Nickel for scale and focus.
Procedurally animated salamanders with leg-count and fatness adjustable on the fly! #gamemaker @indiedev #procgen
Novembre : raclette
Décembre : le repas de Noël
Janvier : galette
Février : crêpes
Mars : tartes
Avril : chocolat
mai : soyez beaux en maillot de bain.
TIL that Far Cry 5’s protagonist is customizable, which I should have guessed of course since that’s the only way they could make that game while trying not to “be political” 🙄
And sure I can understand Ubisoft not wanting to scare off the millions of people who were quite happy with 15 years of white saviors, but then nobody forced them to make their new game about killing white rednecks.
That’s some nice calligraphy you’ve got there…
When you use Safari to generate passwords, thank the person at Apple that had to go through popular websites and register their password requirements
Il y a souvent un Mikado complètement cramé dans la boîte, et rarement plusieurs. Ce qui implique fortement qu’ils les détectent et les répartissent pour ne pas avoir les jeter. SCANDALE.
J’ai trop mangé puis j’ai lancé Lisa Gerrard sur Spotify. On peut aussi bien fast-forwarder à cette nuit et dire que j’aurai encore rien foutu de ma journée.
Meanwhile my brain is having one hell of a time trying to internalize that game’s matching patterns.
Ce trajet de merde où je ne sais jamais si je vais avoir une demi-heure d’avance ou devoir courir pour attraper mon train.
“Bitcoin is volatile, imaginary money and only backed by people’s faith in the system” said everyone right before the actual stock market imploded again.
Hmmm, it’s almost like both are ridiculous pseudo-gambling.
If an unexpected shutdown occurs, iOS will resume throttling regardless of whether or not you disabled it.
Elon Musk is… bananas.
successful simultaneous booster landings. oh man this just looks like we’re a multi-planetary species
Elon Musk can synchronize the landing of two space rockets after launching a car into space and I can’t synchronize two threads in my code 😫
Maybe the reason it’s happening again is that people like you are casually admitting this in the times instead of squirming in front of war crimes tribunals
I spent 4 hours debugging a multi-threaded lock contention bug in a CLI tool.
Then I watched 2 rockets land up right on their assigned landing pads at the exact same time after launching a vehicle in space.
My four remote camera shots from #FalconHeavy @NASASpaceflight & @ChrisG_NSF! Thanks again for the opportunity, this was above and beyond anything I could have expected!
Today’s beta of 10.13.4, if I have my builds straight, should improve text rendering consistency for people who disable LCD Font Smoothing.
I want to learn the minimap skill.
What if Elon Musk’s just committed the perfect murder?
This C# compiles in 0.2 seconds, but the Swift equivalent won’t compile because the expression is too complex. Compilers are hard! 🤯
Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For
#Quill released the animation feature update today! It’s hard to put in worlds how excited I am about this update. Quill created numerous memorable breakthrough moments for me as an artist since I started working in VR. Animation is the most exciting one to date.
Had to shuffle peripherals around to get my USB clone disk to boot up. Judging from the internets, it appears to be a thing in High Sierra (probably to do with power negotiation). How awesome is that.
Slices of a Vikings Holiday by Marko Stanojevic
“A heuristic we follow is that whenever we feel the need to comment something, we write a method instead.” - Martin Fowler
Lithops, South African plants that have evolved to look like stones…
Quand on était jeunes, la neige de la veille sur les trottoirs parisiens était dégueulasse de pollution, non ?
cat.exe booting up
The thing that makes the most sense about Battlestar Galactica is modern humanity is descended from people suffering from massive PTSD
“No wonder Apple’s repair price is 80-85% of the device itself.”
Took me a while to figure out how the tweeters work — looks like they send the sound down (not what you’d expect from the x-ray view), meaning the HomePod has to compensate for wildly different surfaces on which the sound will reflect, from wood to metal to glass 😲
Haha - they actually did it! They used mocap for the monsters in World.
we are all going to die
what if Boston Dynamics’ and Magic Leap’s business model is just to make viral videos
Google: “We think there are lots of consumer applications for this technology, like household assistants and—“
Boston Dynamics: “YES BUT OUR CREATIONS WILL STILL DRIVE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF CHILDREN, YES?”
Corrected from apetronix.com for High Sierra:
tell application “System Preferences” activate reveal (pane id “com.apple.preference.universalaccess”) end tell
tell application "System Events" tell process "System Preferences" tell window "Accessibility" delay 1 tell scroll area 2 to tell table 1 to tell row 6 to select click checkbox "Use grayscale" end tell end tell end tell tell application "System Preferences" to quit
I’m now looking at every spot of color in my field of vision — the box of tissues, the chewing gum packs — and thinking they MUST go. I guess there was a subconscious reason all along for my tendency to decorate everything in shades of gray.
You know what one of the cheapest things you can get if you are trying to maximize calories is? In the US, that is. Because of how our subsidies work.
Cake mix. In a cruel sort of twist, we really can let them eat cake.
You cannot pretend a bag of chips and a bag of apples being the same price in a store—even if they are, and often they aren’t—means people are just making bad choices.
A bag of apples doesn’t have enough calories. That’s the baseline.
Weird thought: Is there any way to know if any given online game has a crypto miner embedded in it?
I want to live in the world where this is the real reason for web browser’s convoluted user-agent strings.
“Dearest server, I am Chrome, the 64th of that name, child of WebKit, grandchild of KHTML, a disciple of Gecko, follower of the great Mozilla/5.0, running on Windows NT 10” [twitter.com]
So I signed up for 2 factor auth on Facebook and they used it as an opportunity to spam me notifications. Then they posted my replies on my wall. 🤦♂️
EVERYBODY FALL IN LINE!
This is a map from Marathon called 5-D Space. All of those overlapping corridors exist on the same plane, and there are no scripting tricks to toggle the intersections—the renderer just makes it work. This is the only thing that makes me want to write a 3D engine from scratch
How ruins would look if they were built under Martian gravity.
Chesley Bonestell, 1956.
Qu’on soit bien clair : le #Servicenationaluniversel c’est une mesure populiste de droite pour plaire à ton oncle pour qui les jeunes ne sont bons à rien et devraient “faire un tour à l’armée pour respecter l’autorité”. C’est coûteux, inutile, et une régression absolue.
I bought Shadow of the Colossus on PS3 and gave up before the first fight because I didn’t have the patience to deal with the controls. The PS4 graphics are nice enough that I pushed through two colossi but I’m not sure I’ll ever care to start the game again 😞
I want a multiplayer version of Six Match to exist — two players or more on the same screen, having to choose between cooperating or messing with each other — but the game’s mechanics are a little too specific to be copied.
I have a theory that Apple launched the HomePod as a thank-you to the audio engineers who do great, unnoticed work on iDevices and Macs. Maybe they lobbied to keep the price somewhat affordable?
It’s already been speculated that the Apple Watch was made to keep Jony Ive happy — but in that case he wanted to make a fucking solid gold watch so he was not about to object to any price.
Wow, ordering Steam wishlists was already a pain in the ass, they had to go and make each entry five times as tall as it was.
Photoshop tip: if you’ve never customized the appearance of the Layers panel, you’re in for a treat. Hit the pancake-stack button to the right of the word Layers, go to Panel Options… Enjoy!
As far as I’m concerned grayscale mode would be perfect if I could just automatically exclude a couple of apps (Darkroom and Instagram on iOS; Xcode and BBEdit on Mac).
I bounced off of Spintires: MudRunner at release because too many annoyances hadn’t been fixed, but got back to it last night, finished two areas and all challenges and had to force myself to stop playing today — so I guess I’m not sorry I preordered it after all.
So, how long until Twitter cut off API access to 3rd party apps? They’re cutting it off for their 1st party app…
Three days ago I followed a tip to switch my Mac and iPhone to grayscale in order to improve productivity by removing the shiny colors distracting my silly monkey brain.
It totally works! Twitter and Reddit feel less exciting — so instead I spent the day driving trucks on my PC.
Every time I update my portfolio it reminds me that some of the most interesting designs I made were for my blog, and blogs are dead 😔
And also everything is flat now 🙄
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Words will also hurt me
Compliments make me uncomfortable
I have social anxiety
I’m a wreck
Hearing Republicans say that, look, massacres of kids are very sad but we just can’t limit people’s basic freedoms…
…is weird if you’re a trans person who’s been listening to a years-long debate about whether you need to be banned from public bathrooms TO KEEP CHILDREN SAFE.
Mechanical Ostrich Sculpture constructed from three mechanical arms by British artist Tim Lewis
If you’ve ever tried to put your finger up a straight guy’s ass during sex, you’ll know that they actually understand ongoing consent, withdrawal of consent and sexual boundaries very well. They act confused when it’s our bodies.
One of the most insightful things I’ve read about privilege was someone on Tumblr who pointed out that when we talk about “respect”, people in power think it means “respect my authority”, and marginalized people think it means “respect my humanity”.
La version livre d’Altered Carbon commençait assez bien pour que j’achète l’e-book, mais maintenant j’en suis à la description de seins qui rebondissent sous une combinaison, suivi peu après la superbe incise “she said freezingly.”
I love that the subtext of the game Clue is that if you gather a bunch of white people for a dinner party, one them is statistically certain to be a psychopath murderer, but everyone’s enough of a psychopath that this person doesn’t automatically stand out.
Non mais c’est bon, on a eu les trois jours de neige, c’était marrant mais c’est fini, à quoi ça sert qu’il continue de faire froid ?!
Je suis sorti sans mes écouteurs pour aller à l’épicerie, en cours de route j’ai décidé que ça me ferait du bien de marcher, maintenant je suis seul avec mes pensées à des centaines de mètres de chez moi, sned help
games media: i mean yeah he’s racist but do creative directors really influence games that much?
also games media: kojima personally kisses every pixel before adding it to death stranding. miyazaki invented the game over screen. phil fish willed fez into being by staring at a pc.
It’s pretty nice to walk around Alexandria without hearing the soldiers’ angry barks every thirty seconds.
Alexandria is so pretty in the light chosen for the interactive tours that I’m beginning to wonder if the realism of progressive day-night cycles is worth the loss in eye candy.
Looks like Aya doesn’t have Bayek’s sweet little animation putting out his hand and caressing the tall grass while walking slowly. She never knew how to stop and smell the roses, did she.
Ancient Egypt is so beautifully peaceful without enemy behaviors. Every open-world game should provide a similar mode, regardless of educational value.
Literally hundreds of Amazon orders placed over nearly 2 decades, but I ordered some batteries 2 days ago, so…
Stuffed Animals With Dentures at Pediatric Dental Offices
I figured AC:Origins’ exploration mode would be a nice replacement for Euro Truck Simulator as a podcast-listening game, but it insists on playing voiceover reminders while I walk around.
Understandning design feedback
I guess it’s time to buy Titanfall 2 and forget forever that it’s hidden away in the Origin client wait now that you mention it I’ve already done exactly that at the last sale haven’t I. (Narrator: He had.)
“Je vais manger vite fait avant d’aller à Monoprix pour être raisonnable.”
rentre avec des oursons à la guimauve, les premiers oeufs de Pâques Kinder et une brioche de Nanterre
I’ve watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.
How on earth can Facebook expect a positive result from pestering me with “Random contact of yours updated his status” notifications.
And then it hit me, the endless list of corporate partners and the discounts they provide is the glue that’s been holding the NRA membership together. Absent those incentives, will their formidable voting block survive? Because that’s what they need to get their way.
“That’s weird, I can’t find any google result for images failing to load in West of Loathing.”
“Oh, the drive I install all my games on has disappeared.”
I expect we know enough about the internet nowadays to realize that the idea of letting online players control NPCs in an authored single-player experience would not work in the real world?
Those last three hours cleaning up West of Loathing’s map to get a better ending (and it would be nice if the map did get cleaned up) have made me impatient to play Red Dead 2 in a way that I wasn’t before.
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Est-ce que tous les chieurs qui ne savent pas utiliser leur iPhone pourraient me laisser de la place au Genius Bar que je fasse changer ma batterie de MacBook qui va exploser 😡
I pick up my iPhone, glance back nervously, bring it close to my face and whisper: “hey siri, tell John I’ll be late.”
“I’M SORRY. YOU’LL NEED TO USE YOUR PHONE TO DO THAT.” HomePod bellows from across the room
“Any type of media you like except text posts” seems like a rather silly way to position your new social network but what do I know, I’m old.
Si j’avais passé ces deux heures à bosser au lieu d’attendre que le Genius Bar ait de la place, ça aurait largement amorti les 140 € que je vais économiser en ne passant pas par un revendeur agréé — mais bon, on sait tous très bien que je ne les aurais pas passées à bosser.
I can’t really blame AC:Origins’ deserts for being boring because, well, they’re supposed to be deserts — but the game could manage expectations better by not having these huge fog-of-war areas on the map teasing you with the promise of untold discoveries.
And I don’t want my horse to die of exhaustion but, come on, what’s the point of a bunch of desert areas you have no reason to cross if they’re not even gonna kill your horse.
Objective C always reminds me of nursery rhymes. -(id)doYouKnowTheMuffinMan:(TheMuffinMan *)theMuffinMan;
Quand il s’agit de saccager les protections et les droits des salariés, on utilise les #ordonnances, quand il s’agit de protéger l’environnement (glyphosate) ou de faire avancer l’égalité des droits (PMA), il faut prendre le temps. Curieuse conception du “progrès”.
Sort of unbelievable to be looking at this, but here’s the Facebook CPM (price per thousand ad) breakdown for Clinton vs. Trump campaigns. Facebook just released it after mass outrage over claim that Trump campaign paid far lower rates. Claim seems murky at best now (via @boz)
I am devastated to find out that my ears appear to be shaped ideally to enjoy the AirPods’ sound and it would be a waste of good fortune not to buy a pair.
I went to get my Mac fixed at the Apple Store because it was 120€ cheaper than at a reseller so it makes… perfect sense… to spend that… and more… on AirPods I had no intention to buy until today.