Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.
Cette histoire de Paris “ville la plus gay-friendly du monde” alors que tous les mois j’ai un-e pote qui se fait agresser et/ou qui atterrit à l’hôpital, alors qu’on est obligé-e-s de se déplacer en bande et de penser à comment on va s’habiller pour pas se faire emmerder…
Mon vieux paquet de farine a éclos ! Miracle de la vie 😍
Il y a des weevils partout dans mon placard 😱
Monet’s Pond, located in Seki City of the Gifu Prefecture in Japan. A Monet painting that came to life.
Lego walls should always hold little secrets.
read notifications are an absolute scourge of everyone’s mental health, emotional wellbeing and personal relationships. and we never acknowledge that they are a business world import into our personal and intimate lives
“andrew in hr wants to know if you’ve read this email so he can judge when to start applying the threat of professional penalty for you not responding quickly enough”
ah yes, a great dynamic to introduce into love and friendship!
Um. I updated Tweetbot 2 yesterday and now right-clicking the Like button to choose which account to like from doesn’t work anymore?
Video games are becoming too real
“we’re going to make iOS 12 even faster”
what about the time you made it slower secretly until you got caught
With notifications “grouped by topic,” I’m curious if this is the year I can tell iOS to beep me for Instagram message notifications but ignore likes.
Doesn’t really like it, though, as I expect it would have been mentioned explicitly.
Apple: can’t do touch on a laptop, you’ll get gorilla arm
Also Apple: hold up heavy iPads for hours on end aimed at very specific locations to play with LEGO
As much as I’d like to be able to stack the many icons on my Desktop, it’s entirely useless to me if it can only be algorithmic.
“Panic is bringing Transmit to the Mac App Store. BareBones is bringing BBEdit to the Mac App Store.” Hmm. Have the sandboxing requirements been changed, then? Good to for once hear about pro apps coming to MAS rather than fleeing it.
Phase 1 of bringing UIKit to Mac is telling developers not to work on new Mac apps until next year.
I speculated that “Marzipan” or whatever would need to be vetted by Apple on public apps, and how could they hide it? Thus the sneak peek.
I need to set back up my old iPhone 6 to install the beta, and WHY DOES ACTIVATING AN IPHONE STILL REQUIRE A SIM CARD.
fuck anyone, ever, who sits on a pile of money and tells you you’re poor because you drink, go out to eat, watch TV, go to the movies, smoke whatever, play video games, have a fucking phone, or anything else that makes the nightmare world they’ve made for us slightly bearable
When Samsung does make emojis out of humans (ARemoji) vs. Apple’s (Memoji)
“What do you do?”
“I stare at twitter most of the day and often send tweets catered only to other people who do the same.”
Well #3 is not a good sign.
Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren’t anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that?
Twitter is like a very long novel that you read for years. You follow the characters as they change jobs, have kids, argue with airlines. Then the Nazis show up.
There’s no way I think you can look at what happened to, say, Twitter and conclude that “any speech not illegal is welcome here, if you don’t like it just block it!” is a viable or healthy strategy.
The Last Jedi fixed
A gauche, #JacquesTati #Playtime et à droite, cinquante ans plus tard, #EmmanuelMacron à #StationF
Live image detection with iOS 12 & ARKit 2. Display digital information attached to physical objects. Feels like playing in the future ✨ #arkit #ios12
Can I say that From Software’s art deserves a better-looking engine or will I lose half my followers? The lighting still looks terribly outdated to me.
Hahaha oops I criticized From Software’s lighting just before Todd Howard came to introduce the new Fallout hahaha wait a second what’s happening this looks really pretty.
As much as I loved Forza Horizon 1 and 2, I can’t see the point of releasing a new one every other year. That’s the third of the series to come out on Xbox One; how much better can it be, really?
I for one enjoy The Division’s fake chatter. Megan and her friends make me imagine a multiplayer game I’d actually want to play.
Anyways Microsoft needed to prove they have exclusives to justify their console and they did so by buying a bunch of devs to force platform constraints so uh
EA spent like 10 minutes talking about a game SET in World War 2 and didn’t even mention the word Nazi once. Thank you, Bethesda. Condemning nazism really isn’t that fucking hard hey.
Elder Scrolls: Blades on an iPhone basically looks better than vanilla Skyrim. Technology has gone crazy. (You better have an extra battery though.)
Really, really done with games where society collapses into a might-makes-right hellscape where 1/3rd of the people are hyperviolent psychos, 1/3rd exist to be victims, and 1/3rd are good guy hyperviolent psychos.
Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey wouldn’t look like so much of a rehash if Origins had taken place earlier in time and hadn’t included entire Greco-Roman regions to explore. I like Ancient Greece all right (though less than Egypt) but I’ve had my fill already.
Hey Video Games, if I wanted to see America driven to the brink of starvation and thirst with neighbor pitted against neighbor in a lawless militia state I’d wait like 4 years.
I wish I’d played BG&E 1 for more than a couple of hours and the returning characters had an impact on me.
Stormland looks like a pretty cool game that I’ll never be able to play without getting an hours-long migraine.
Sable had me at “no combat, only exploration,” but I hope the final game supports supersampling because the aliasing looks awful on certain shots.
Everyone: What lovely bluegrass music.
PlayStation: THERE IS NO HAPPINESS DEATH IS THE REWARD
Let’s not be too quick to celebrate lesbian character representation at E3 until we know for sure they’re not all getting killed off by each game’s end
Finally got into custom Beat Saber tracks — ended up playing for 3 hours 45 minutes. My watch’s workout tracking app crashed and everything hurts, but I love this game more and more every day.
i love when white ppl say things like “this isn’t who we are” as if a sizable chunk of any history book isn’t just us fucking up entire civilizations for jars of cinnamon
There are people who consistently ruin or degrade the lives of developers, journalists, and other community members, and instead of saying “You’re not welcome here” publishers are like “Nah, we’ll undermine the art to cater to those people too. Need the money.”
It’s a choice.
Super proud of Bethesda for reiterating their “Fuck Nazis” stance even when it’s likely done them financial harm. The bar is literally on the floor and they walked over it, but kudos.
Also proud of DICE for telling Battlefield’s worst factions to get lost.
Keep it coming.
Amazingly, the legacy version of Speed (Speed 2) works entirely as-is in Marzipan; imagine an alternate reality where iOS 7 never happened, and apps like this were what you could expect for Marzipan to bring to macOS 🤣
this photo by @_MarkFitz should be the international logo for the battle against climate change.
Linda Hamilton is back in #Terminator form as she reprises her role as Sarah Connor
Custom emoji fonts are also supported in iOS 12 beta 2
(here a UILabel using Adobe EmojiOne Color)
Moi face aux rageux.
Je vous ai déjà raconté la définition de la folie ? C’est d’aller tous les samedis au Gibus en espérant que cette fois les mecs ne seront pas tous des gros emmerdeurs incapables de prendre en compte l’existence d’autrui.
Le fascisme c’est comme la bedaine, ça s’installe petit à petit et c’est pas facile à enlever.
Me when I joined Twitter vs me now:
There’s a new security-guarded mural in LA that only allows influencers and verifieds to take pics in front of it.
Great quote by @siracusa on the latest @atpfm: “I was able to glean […] the current weird implementation of Marzipan in Mojave is not representative of the long term vision of how this is supposed to work; It is merely what had to be done to make it happen in this timeframe.”
once at a party I was stuck in a boring group conversation then I remembered I had a banana in my purse so I pulled it out answered it like a phone and said “Sorry guys I have to take this” and walked away we are the masters of our own fate
What the fuck is up with nipples.
Plus les années passent et moins il y a de basses et de rythme dans les albums de Florence and the Machine 😞
this really was a good search
You know what happened to “civility”? You called it “political correctness”, and mocked it.
I got an email from FreshDirect today that started “Dear Valued Customer” and I really think this is what all people should call each other in capitalist society, like the capitalist version of “comrade”.