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1 août

Visiblement parti pour passer ma semaine à comater toute la journée en attendant que ça se refroidisse un peu pour passer deux heures dans Beat Saber. Je suppose qu’on peut considérer comme des “vacances” mais c’est quand même pas super réjouissant (ni productif).

I wish I could know how many people have posted high scores for each song in Beat Saber. Can’t brag about being between 1,100 and 1,300 on all my favorite songs on Expert if I don’t know for sure that it isn’t out of 1,500.

@jeremyburge:

Last USA visit I had an employee lunge across the counter to stop me tapping a contactless card to pay “NO! IT CRASHES THE MACHINE” but it was too late. 4 min reboot was required.

@iD4RO:

An Ontario sunflower farm that let in photographers for a small fee says it’s closing access to the public forever after hordes of Instagrammers descended on the property over the weekend [theglobeandmail.com]

2 août

@JimIndeed:

Visualizing real 3D weather using satellite imagery and SceneKit. #ARKit2 #iOS

@allymacdonald:

Want to improve your quality of life in 5 seconds?

1. Go to System Preferences

2. Keyboard

3. App Shortcuts

4. All Applications —> add “Paste and Match Style” ⌘V

Done.

Yikes

I assume a designer whipped up a quick mockup in Photoshop because the new iPad’s actual glamour shots don’t exist yet, but… yikes.

@Laurier_the_Fox:

Le numéro de l’obs au dela de sa couv’ est juste une horreur.

On a carrément la fin du dossier qui en parlant des #incels sort CA :

#CLaFauteDFemmesEtMinoriTSiOnVousTue #NeRejetezPasLesHomsSinonIlsVousTue

VOUS ETES SERIEUX?!!

@thedextriarchy:

tl;dr I would be extremely into Elon Musk hiring Ken Levine to produce a vanity FPS/RPG where Musk is some Andrew Ryan-style philosophy-spouting villain on Mars

3 août

@toomuchnick:

when you have lyrics for the Jurassic Park theme but you forget how it goes [youtube.com]

Finally just gave the unofficial Beat Saber track editor a try.

Well, looks like I’ll wait for the official editor.

@KellyDMcC:

Thinking about writing an adult portal fantasy where the protag has a panic attack about the power point they’re about to give and hide in a closet, only it’s really a doorway to magical kingdom where they get to be eleven and live in a treehouse where sandwiches grow like fruit.

@Centelm:

Expérience simple, mais foutrement efficace pour démontrer le lien entre déforestation et inondations.

4 août

Me suis-je jamais reposé ?

Ai-je jamais vraiment dormi ?

Je ne sais plus.

Je ne sais plus rien.

💀

@NathanJLiu:

Google finally ditches Mercator! [twitter.com]

Le caissier du Marks & Spencer apprend vite, il n’est plus surpris de me voir passer avec une demi-douzaine de bouteilles de ginger beer.

Did macOS stop auto-installing printer drivers so that Apple can push AirPrint and get a royalty on more printer sales? Because that’s what it looks like from here, having to tell HP I’m running 10.6 so the site stops telling me the OS will just detect the printer, even though it won’t.

5 août

I demand to know why I am not sleeping.

Why are there a dozen apps for taking RAW photos on iPhone but I struggle to find a good app to try and denoise them a bit?

Not sure why I had never looked much into it, but Photoshop Express did the trick. You can correct RGB noise separately from luminance noise, so you get a decent grain instead of the iPhone’s oil-painting noise reduction algorithm.

Though at this point I’m pretty sure a machine-learning algorithm should be able to take this photo, recognize that it’s a cat picture, and reconstruct the hair and eye textures.

@DocElincia:

Mais cette hallu totale oO [twitter.com]

@dhh:

As someone who makes software for a living, I’m extremely skeptical of putting too much software in things. [twitter.com]

6 août

Hey, drag-and-drop, fuck you and your Swift-influenced API that is only fully documented in the goddamn WWDC videos.

7 août

8 août

@hermansaksono:

“Congrats” in Indonesian is “selamat”. Selamat also means “to survive.”

After the 6.9 magnitude earthquake in Lombok, Facebook users wrote “I hope people will survive”. Then Facebook highlighted the word “selamat” and throw some balloons and confetti.

@britishgaming:

There’s a great feature in Far Cry 5 where if you skip some quest giver’s dialogue, they’ll give you a super quick TL:DR rundown of what you need to do.

9 août

@GavinDYoung:

Shadow of the Tomb Raider’s exploration difficulty settings go beyond toggling HUD markers and actually change the world art - I love it! More great accessibility details here [bit.ly]. Keep up the good work, @EidosMontreal!

@britishgaming:

Nice! Shadow of the Tomb Raider lets you independently select the combat, exploration, and puzzle difficulty - to get rid of visual cues and puzzle hints, without making the combat harder. [tombraider.square-enix-games.com]

@leighalexander:

anytime i want to post a joke on twitter i think about all the people who won’t get the joke, who will try to ‘add to’ the joke, or otherwise ‘correct’ the joke and it makes me hate y’all too much to give you any of my jokes

When Unavowed gives you a game-halting moral choice in a situation where it makes no sense for the world to wait for you, the NPCs keep talking among themselves behind the prompt in order to delay the action and it’s the most beautiful thing.

Also how did the industry go through three decades of point-and-click development and it’s still a notable innovation that Unavowed lets you “look” at objects by just hovering the mouse over them.

10 août

@Pentadact:

Me, endlessly: Explain your game!

Rockstar: does it like they’re selling a high-end boat

Me: OK no that does kill it, let’s all go back to being infuriatingly opaque.

[youtube.com] .

@joekndy:

Ok this Waze onboarding is insane

There is nothing I find appealing in the Red Dead trailer except for how well the horses are modeled and animated, but then that video did go out of its way not to be exciting. (And I don’t care for westerns. And I Rockstar has moved away from nice, human stories.)

@allymcleangames:

Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself

Quand Cher enregistre Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! elle ne change pas la mélodie pour faire son intéressante, alors pourquoi les producteurs ont cru qu’ils pouvaient faire mieux que les arrangements d’origine ? Abba ne vieillit pas Abba n’a pas besoin de modernisation.

“C’est à deux stations de métro, ça va, je peux le faire à pied,” par Le mec qui était allé acheter vingt kilos de fonte à Go Sport.

Ca existe, des claviers midi conçus pour ne donner que les notes d’une gamme donnée choisie par l’utilisateur, façon Logic Remote ? Mon côté ingénieur refuse de se faire au concept des gammes à mémoriser qui utilisent et ignorent une sélection différente de blanches et noires.

@egeusz:

#spaceshipthings #showerthoughts #conceptart #whynot

My headset went black in the middle of a Beat Saber session and I was too scared of what I’d find (what with all the sweat) to troubleshoot before leaving for the weekend 😰

11 août

@alexqgb:

In retrospect, this was the exact right solution [twitter.com]

I’m old and being awake hurts.

12 août

@m_yosry2012:

good boy doesn’t let a fight break out 😀👌

13 août

@Campster:

Gettin’ real sick of seeing this headline over and over again. [twitter.com]

@KevinTroch85:

5 steps to beat the heat.

This looks to be another awesome card game I’ll never get any of my friends interested in

Similar to a team building exercise I’ve had (count from 1 to 20 out loud, as a group, one person at a time, eyes closed), with thankfully a bit more information.

14 août

Sets up old iPhone 6 again as a backup device. Remembers it’s running iOS 12, like the iPad. Swipes up to switch apps. Swipes agai—oh, right.

Giving all iPads the X-style multitasking UI, but not the iPhones, is so. goddamn. petty.

Always surprised to rediscover this dark pattern whenever I have to set up Tweetbot from scratch

15 août

Dammit. Someone’s introduced Overwerk on Beat Saver before I got a chance to. And the beatmap is no good.

Don’t switch to Twitter’s app. Don’t even set it up just for the notifications. Let their decision carve an imperceptible dimple in their engagement curves.

You know your life will only get better if you don’t get notified of every single Twitter interaction at the very second.

“But my DMs”?

There are hundreds of better solutions for chatting with your contacts than Twitter DMs.

@ff00aa:

Don’t switch to Twitter’s app. Don’t even set it up just for the notifications. Let their decision carve an imperceptible dimple in their engagement curves.

You know your life will only get better if you don’t get notified of every single Twitter interaction at the very second.

@Teeq_:

𝒸𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇✧・゚: ✧・゚:

16 août

@stefstivala:

Dope - old church converted into skatepark in Northern Spain. Art by Okuda San Miguel [@OKUDART]

@chillmage:

I will never get tired of saying this because it is hilarious to me that the CEO of a world-shaking company that probably helped get the worst president in American history elected is distracted by figuring out how to process payments with iphones

Got a server last year from @online_fr during the January sale because it was 6€/mo and… well, I’ll find something to do with it. (I didn’t.)

They just notified me they were doubling the price — “but hey, we’re still pretty cheap.” What kind of shitty business practice is that.

@Matthew_Hodson:

20 years ago, 2 years after the arrival of combination therapy that effectively treated #HIV, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s LGBT newspaper ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline.

It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

17 août

@RoninWood:

Twitter has done more to stop 3rd party developers than stop nazis

@iglvzx:

This is the most succinct definition of Bitcoin. 😭😂💀 [twitter.com]

@dhh:

120h workweeks, zero time for kids, family, or friends. Insomnia, anxiety, and erratic behavior as a result. Maybe this glorious American ideal of the entrepreneurial executive that sacrifices everything to the point of mental collapse isn’t so smart? [apple.news]

@calebwatney:

“Alright Bill, we’re going to lock you in this room for 30 years with nothing but millions of untagged cat photos. Can’t wait to see how this skills training session pays off!”

19 août

@simonw:

How about if, instead of ditching Twitter for Mastodon, we all start blogging and subscribing to each other’s Atom feeds again instead? The original distributed social network could still work pretty well if we actually start using it

La cinématographie de Game Night (2018) 😲

La cinématographie de Game Night (2018), part 2 😲

21 août

How cool would it have been if on Twitpocalypse day Tweetbot had unveiled an update to include support for Mastodon accounts with automatic cross-posting.

23 août

@ThingsWork:

This is how plates are printed

Adding drag-and-drop to Uniconsole, I was shocked at lack of UI feedback when you can start dragging. Couldn’t make visual changes (no way to revert if the user doesn’t drag), but I added a bit of haptics and it feels so much better I can’t believe it doesn’t happen by default.

Tinder a ajouté les live photos / boomerangs aux profils avant que j’aie l’occasion de le faire dans NoPic 2.0 😔

J’aime aussi beaucoup le fait qu’ils affichent différents éléments du profil en surimpression quand on passe d’une photo à l’autre dans l’UI principale 😠

Au moins l’app est toujours programmée dans un framework de merde qui fait surchauffer mon téléphone à ne rien faire.

@aallan:

So this is an ecological disaster in the making, a “single use” phone battery from @Tesco. Contains an off-the-shelf, and entirely rechargeable, standard 600mA Lithium Ion cell along with charging circuitry. For £3 you may as well buy it for components? 🙄 [youtu.be]

24 août

25 août

Ascenseur émotionnel du soir, je découvre qu’on peut maintenant se faire un McFlurry avec autre chose que de la glace à la vanille… et voilà que je me retrouve avec un pot de sorbet à la fraise 😕

Du coup j’ai bien bouffé mon pot de sucre mais, sans la portion de gras qui aurait dû aller avec, j’ai toujours autant la dalle 😒

@jesspretend:

the mood for 2018-2081

26 août

@pickover:

Titanium oxidizes at different colors, depending on what voltage was run through it. Source: [tinyurl.com]

@garrytan:

Super simple explanation of why affordances matter, from Steve Krug’s Don’t Make Me Think

Cognitive load for no real purpose (or worse purely aesthetic purpose) is hostile design

Il y a des soirées en boîte où c’est vraiment intenable d’être allé seul. Comment on se fait des potes de clubbing ? Est-ce qu’il faut avoir des abdos ? 😟 Est-ce qu’il faut… être souriant sur le dancefloor ? 😨

27 août

“Build failed: there is a formatting error somewhere in your Localizable.strings file. Happy hunting!”

@BadAstronomer:

I see that viral video showing the Sun’s “vortex motion” through the galaxy is making the rounds again. The thing is, it’s wrong. Like, way wrong.

[syfy.com]

28 août

29 août

@RaminNasibov:

This sculpture that moves like a wave [bit.ly]

@MachinePix:

Building an arch with the Arch-Lock system by Lock-Block.

@mattblaze:

Blockchain-bros, a few years ago: Our technology will bring down the very concept of government as we know it!

Me: Yawn.

Blockchain-bros, today: Let’s use blockchain for elections.

Me: OK, now I see how your plan is supposed to work.

Reading a one-star review for the free version of Uniconsole, I’d like to thank App Review again for preventing my keyboard extension from telling the user an IAP is required to enable full functionality — because “advertising” is forbidden in keyboard extensions.

@ff00aa:

Reading a one-star review for the free version of Uniconsole, I’d like to thank App Review again for preventing my keyboard extension from telling the user an IAP is required to enable full functionality — because “advertising” is forbidden in keyboard extensions.

@fakedansavage:

Straight guys love having their cocks sucked, straight guys mock and shame women for sucking cocks, straight guys complain to me about how hard it is to get their cocks sucked. [twitter.com]

@fakedansavage:

Straight guys also complain about how much easier it is for gay guys to get our cocks sucked. Here’s the secret to our success, straight guys: we don’t mock and shame guys who suck cock—unless it turns a particular guy on.

My Mac occasionally lost the fancy connection to the AirPods, reverting to tin-cans-on-a-string quality, and that went from irritating to comical when I eventually realized it seemed to be caused by using iOS Simulator.

@DrHercouet:

Les oiseaux chantent pour :

- Attirer des partenaires de sexe

- Revendiquer un territoire

- Repousser les concurrents

Le logo de Twitter est un oiseau qui chante.

Je vous laisse mediter

30 août

Ca fait deux jours que tout le monde poste du Britney dans ma timeline Instagram et ça me fait presque physiquement mal de la voir bâcler sa choré à ce point.

@juanbuis:

i’m in san francisco, the city where I can’t use the restroom as it requires me to sign up for an app with a US phone number

@tcatf_:

Je comprends que le coup des Gaulois machin c’est de l’humour faut de l’autodérision d’un autre côté ça vient d’un type qui a pété un câble parce qu’un ado l’avait appelé par son prénom puis a posté la vidéo à ses millions de followers donc niveau autodérision j’l’emmerde.

@9_volt_:

lol this is why CDPR was so hesitant to show any Cyberpunk gameplay

@dendrocom:

It took far too long because the entire interface had to be redone, but Uniconsole is now fully compatible with iPhone X and iOS 11. Simpler navigation with tabs, systemwide drag-and-drop, filters can now be applied to partial selections, and more! [uniconsoleapp.com]

@jellyhe4d:

You misspelled “30s” 😒 [twitter.com]

@mhbergen:

Remember last year when Google said it had access to “approximately 70%” of credit/debit cards?

Here’s one of the deals behind it and how the ads tool has helped Google’s biz (scoop w/ @jennysurane) [bloomberg.com]

31 août

@torahhorse:

i accidentally created an insufferable mode in my game where it replaces the dialogue with explanations of the jokes for the translators

@verge:

Apple blocks its gay pride watch face in Russia [theverge.com]

@Freerunnering:

“For many apps it remains impossible to provide a user experience on par with that of previous macOS versions.”

Mojave was a big step towards the slow death of macOS as Apple kills it with more and more iOS like and restrictive ‘privacy’ limitations.

[felix-schwarz.org]

@NachoSoto:

Amateur hour 🤦🏻‍♂️

@fbz:

my brand new collection of vintage Mac ROMs knit into scarves is available on [knityak.com] each comes with command line script using code by Trammell Hudson. PowerBooks, Quadras, and Power Macs. Mac-tastic!

@Channel4News:

“People have made me look white in so many of the magazines and campaigns I’ve shot for… it hurts my feelings.”

Jameela Jamil says cultural pressures to look a certain way led to an eating disorder in her teens, in the latest Ways to Change the World podcast.

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