8 mai

Death on the Nile (2022) — 3/10

I can’t believe Kenneth Branagh is still allowed to defile Agatha Christie’s memory like this. I can’t believe he can get such a budget and cast to film such a profoundly dumb and gross “mystery.” And the movie doesn’t even look good for all that money — so much worse than the 40-year-old Ustinov classic.

Props though for setting out to show just how dumb the movie will be right from the prologue 🥸

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