10 May

@loicsecheresse:

La stratégie contre le covid par Macron aura donc été de se déclarer en guerre contre lui pour finalement vivre avec lui tranquillou.

Même stratégie que contre l’extrême droite dis donc.

9 May

Je repense à elle (la boîte à colis volumineux qu’ils ont installée il y a un an et demi, qui ne sert à rien vu que même la Poste sous-traite à des livreurs qui n’ont pas le passe facteur)

@tomwarren:

Apple CEO Tim Cook testified before Congress last year, stating: “We treat every developer the same. We have open and transparent rules.” This is false. Both Hulu and Zoom have been whitelisted to use private APIs that other devs aren’t allowed to use. [9to5mac.com]

Il y a des mecs musclés dehors, c’est honteux.

La Seine est (relativement) propre, on voit le fond s’éloigner doucement des berges, et je réalise que je n’ai jamais réexaminé ma perception d’enfant d’un abysse de plusieurs dizaines de métres.

If I start playing DQ Builders 2 in the morning I spend the whole day there. If I launch it in the evening it keeps me awake far too late. I wish I had a Switch so I could pick it up an put it down at a moment’s notice — but no way I’d want to start from scratch, so that’s moot.

8 May

No, you spent literally the entire day building a farm in Dragon Quest Builders 2.

7 May

@ff00aa:

I’m printing white boxes and my printer is somehow dropping globs of black filament all over them, like it was saving them in its beard 🤨

I wish I enjoyed Dragon Quest Builders 2 enough to justify the five uninterrupted hours I just spent playing it (and the many more I will likely add in the coming days) #XboxGamePass

I’m printing white boxes and my printer is somehow dropping globs of black filament all over them, like it was saving them in its beard 🤨

6 May

@ff00aa:

I finally ordered some real acetone (rather than the “you won’t believe it’s not acetone” nail polish remover I found at my supermarket) and the bed is good as new \o/ [twitter.com]

@debcha:

My second screen is calm and grey except every once in a while a fish swims up (it’s usually a perch) and then I push a doorbell to let the lock operator in Utrecht know there’s a fish that’s trying to make its way up the canal. [visdeurbel.nl]

@Tolkoto:

This should be the name of the next Resident Evil just to really mess with people

@OmenAnalysis:

Michaela Coel photographed by Sophy Holland for Variety.

@OregonZoo:

Takoda gave himself a beary quick spring cleaning

J’ai noté dans mon calendrier que l’eau serait coupée la majeure partie de la journée, mais j’ai quand même pas fait la vaisselle hier soir 😒

@paul_haine:

Twitter removing the image cropping so now if you scroll back through previous images you’ll see all the camera crews and lighting rigs that were never meant to be visible

Quand vous étiez jeune, vous pensiez que les collabos, ça représentait quel pourcentage de la population française de 39-45 ?

Aujourd’hui, vous pensez que c’était combien ?

5 May

@ff00aa:

I ordered a zigbee controller chip for my home-made lamps and it got lost in the French post office system. I placed a second order ten days ago and it hasn’t shipped yet. I must have offended the Gods of RGB Lighting 😭

I ordered a zigbee controller chip for my home-made lamps and it got lost in the French post office system. I placed a second order ten days ago and it hasn’t shipped yet. I must have offended the Gods of RGB Lighting 😭

A chaque fois que je vais sur le site, je passe les trois premiers résultats à me dire “nah Paris 19 c’est trop loin” 🤦🏻‍♂️

@VN_ZotAni:

Le souffle du coup d’état militaire, du pouvoir autocratique, du rétablissement de l’esclavage, de l’antisémitisme d’état, de l’annexion des 2/3 du continent & de l’anéantissent de 3% de population européenne. 😍 [twitter.com]

@hypervisible:

For those who can’t pay the full fee up front, “…the vest includes an additional subscription-based payment option that will block the vest from inflating if the payments don’t go through.” 😵 [vice.com]

4 May

@AndrewLiptak:

I rewatched all of Babylon 5 earlier this year, and was struck at how timely and relevant it remained after nearly 3 decades. I wrote about how @straczynski anti-fascist take has allowed it to endure for @UncannyMagazine: [uncannymagazine.com]

@Campster:

Nothing will ever eclipse “if you want to do art, go write a book” advice in terms of Apple expressing how profoundly they hate games, but Tim Cook not knowing who Tim Sweeney is given the Unreal Engine’s continued use as a showpiece for their hardware is a great runner up. [twitter.com]

@kylebrussell:

Apple had been leaning on Epic/the Unreal Engine to highlight the power of the iPhone/iPad in keynotes for 5 years at this point [twitter.com]

@FTarlet:

Macron, l’homme qui était “en guerre contre le virus” il y a encore un an, assume désormais “le choix de vivre avec.”

Décidément, Pétain aura vraiment été son modèle dans tous les domaines.

@w3ll_adjusted:

I think Sisyphus would be much happier if they had a big number at the top of the mountain that incremented with each successful rock push, and also if they let him spend those points on fun stickers for the rock

@Rainmaker1973:

YouTube user kinohaguruma makes wooden toys and this 2007 project is possibly one of the best. This excavator is completely made out of wood and works perfectly fine [full video: [buff.ly]] [more details: [buff.ly]]

@simoncarless:

Want to know how much $ the devs of those ‘free’ Epic Games Store games got, & how many copies were grabbed? Here’s the first 9 months to September 2019. 👀

@ComplotsFaciles:

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #NousSachons

3 May

@MRGNDRFFR:

Haha les nullos, nous notre président il aura réussi à tout régler tout seul d’ici le mois de juin. [twitter.com]

@olitax:

Ça rend ouf cette comm du gouv qui fait croire que tout va redevenir normal, on va se faire gronder comme des enfants après car « y’a eu trop de relâchement », alors que Macron poste des bandes annonces de soirées d’école de commerces

2 May

Wolfwalkers (2020) — 9/10

*cries in furry*

The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021) — 8/10

Farmageddon (2019) — 5/10

It’s scary how much it bothers me, in 2021, that the sheep just accept they have to obey the dog without outright rebelling. I liked Aardman better when the chickens were escaping the coop.

Beyond that, the movie didn’t particularly strike me as worthy of an Oscar nomination.