Garoo

28 July

Edinburgh Handedness Inventory: The respondent is in the Middle decile.

# 2014/07/28 - 02:13 — originally published on @garoo

27 July

Tous les gens qui ont payé le Kickstarter de Star Commander, ils ont vu le film Wing Commander réalisé par Chris Roberts ?

# 2014/07/27 - 03:34 — originally published on @garooshepard

26 July

If all the story missions follow the “cannon fodder + bullet-sponge boss” blueprint, Destiny’s beta may have just turned me off the game.

# 2014/07/26 - 23:39 — originally published on @garooshepard

You’d think Bungie would be smart enough to avoid the MMO trap of presenting you as savior. The Guardian mythos scales for co-op — not millions of concurrent players sharing a world.

# 2014/07/26 - 22:29 — originally published on @garooshepard

The narrative was that Bungie was tired of making Halo games, but that rings pretty hollow when you look at Destiny, right?

# 2014/07/26 - 21:44 — originally published on @garooshepard

They All Leave Me

# 2014/07/26 - 16:52 — originally published on Flickr

Don’t throw the phone into the river don’t throw the phone into the river I wonder how far I could no no no don’t throw the phone into…

# 2014/07/26 - 04:08 — originally published on @garoo

25 July

Wish I’d known before leaving home that the Destiny beta is now open to all. I should be able to remotely trigger the PSN download, right?

# 2014/07/25 - 16:03 — originally published on @garooshepard

RT @rataboom: Mec, je me suis fait chier à taper un mail de 15 pages, c’est pas pour que tu proposes de m’appeler “pour en discuter de vive voix” #autiste

# 2014/07/25 - 15:05

I kinda want one of those

Didn’t realize they could be so big.

# 2014/07/25 - 03:11 — originally published on @garoo

Le chat qui miaule pendant une demi-heure pour que je sorte de la pièce où est sa litière, mais me suit aux chiottes.

# 2014/07/25 - 00:47 — originally published on @garoo

24 July

Matter lets you add abstract 3D objects to your iPhone photos

Not really useful, but worth buying just to play with.

# 2014/07/24 - 23:12 — originally published on @garoo

Il aura juste fallu neuf jours mais le chat n’a plus peur que je lui marche dessus à chaque fois que je fais le moindre mouvement.

# 2014/07/24 - 22:43 — originally published on @garoo

Bon, je veux déménager dans une ville moins froide en hiver, moins chaude en été, et moins polluée.

# 2014/07/24 - 18:10 — originally published on @garoo

23 July

RT @netsabes: Le jeu officiel du dernier film de Darren Aronofsky : [itunes.apple.com]

# 2014/07/23 - 23:13

I missed being able to leave the dishes in the sink for a couple of days.

# 2014/07/23 - 19:47 — originally published on @garoo

RT @dresdencodak: The premise of Lucy would bother me so much less if the trailer just said “Look out, Scarlet Johansson drank WIZARD BLOOD!”

# 2014/07/23 - 08:26

22 July

Si les chats avaient un concept du chanter-faux, je prendrais très mal sa réaction de panique.

# 2014/07/22 - 20:01 — originally published on @garoo

That’s not right

# 2014/07/22 - 18:15 — originally published on Flickr

I had always resisted it but I must admit I don’t hate having another location to move to (and possibly even work) during the day.

# 2014/07/22 - 17:13 — originally published on @garoo

Apple be trollin’

(Hopefully.)

# 2014/07/22 - 15:48 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

21 July

C’est tristoune et monotone, l’aménagement de Paris Plages cette année, non ?

# 2014/07/21 - 21:32 — originally published on @garoo

21:18

# 2014/07/21 - 21:18 — originally published on Flickr

RT @olebegemann: The glowing Apple was fun while Macs were a small minority. Now that (almost) everybody has a Mac, itʼs way to obtrusive for my taste.

# 2014/07/21 - 17:39

RT @louije: The Lego factory at the bottom of the sea (via @lucilesc) [bbc.com]

# 2014/07/21 - 16:56

I reached (what looked like) the halfway point of Infamous: Second Son two/three weeks ago and I feel zero inclination to pick it up again.

# 2014/07/21 - 02:22 — originally published on @garooshepard

20 July

I know I could read up about the game again (I already did when it was first announced) but I just shouldn’t need to — not to that extent.

# 2014/07/20 - 17:37 — originally published on @garooshepard

Not sure if I interrupted the tutorial too many times (because I was at home) or it’s meant that way, but I’m completely lost in Ingress.

# 2014/07/20 - 17:36 — originally published on @garooshepard

Le chat m’a réveillé à 7:00, j’ai mis une heure à me rendormir. Tastes like chicken.

# 2014/07/20 - 15:08 — originally published on Flickr

Le chat qui passe sa journée à dormir sur le canapé ET t’engueule quand tu ne viens pas te coucher à l’heure réglementaire.

# 2014/07/20 - 03:33 — originally published on @garoo

19 July

L’autre inconvénient d’avoir des terrasses de bars sous ses fenêtres, c’est qu’on culpabilise à mort de ne rien faire de son samedi soir.

# 2014/07/19 - 23:27 — originally published on @garoo

I can never, ever remember what the keyboard shortcut is for special characters in Mavericks.

# 2014/07/19 - 18:44 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

Just got an idea for an IRL / AR Watch Dogs-like multiplayer hacking game, and for once it may even be something I could realize by myself.

# 2014/07/19 - 18:17 — originally published on @garoo

Last daily cat of the day

# 2014/07/19 - 17:02 — originally published on Flickr

When you start petting a cat and it moves just one foot out of your reach and looks at you like, “Well? Whatcha waiting for?”

# 2014/07/19 - 14:29 — originally published on @garoo

18 July

A chaque fois que j’ouvre l’appli Météo (et je passe mon temps à l’ouvrir, because reasons) le programme du week-end change.

# 2014/07/18 - 18:28 — originally published on @garoo

Knowing Overcast exists makes it painful to listen to podcasts without silence reduction and dynamic compression. But I listen on my Mac.

# 2014/07/18 - 16:52 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

#daily #catsploitation

# 2014/07/18 - 12:42 — originally published on Flickr

17 July

“Atari announces Pridefest for iOS and Android - its first game for the LGBT community”

What the…

# 2014/07/17 - 22:24 — originally published on @garooshepard

Je voudrais pas critiquer parce qu’au moins c’est pas du 100% pavé, mais ça ressemble un peu à rien, le nouveau jardin des Halles ?

# 2014/07/17 - 21:30 — originally published on @garoo

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# 2014/07/17 - 21:28 — originally published on Flickr

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# 2014/07/17 - 20:07 — originally published on Flickr

19:53

# 2014/07/17 - 19:53 — originally published on Flickr

Un Segway garé devant un restaurant. Réflexe immédiat, don’t stare at the handicapped!

# 2014/07/17 - 19:51 — originally published on @garoo

#daily #worldcup

# 2014/07/17 - 15:24 — originally published on Flickr

16 July

#worldcup

# 2014/07/16 - 18:47 — originally published on Flickr

RT @RarestAnimal: They are called “Blue Dragon” part of the Mollusk family [pic.twitter.com]

# 2014/07/16 - 18:29

“What to expect from Syfy’s 12 Monkeys series”

Shit. Shit is what to expect. That’s all you really need to know.

# 2014/07/16 - 14:46 — originally published on @garoo

The Strain’s pilot is so full of stupid I can’t imagine they’ll have enough left for the Pacific Rim sequel. How ever will they manage?

# 2014/07/16 - 03:19 — originally published on @garoo

15 July

“Put another way, does the leopard-print iMac feel as lastingly beautiful as the iMac G5?”

# 2014/07/15 - 23:02 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

22:20

# 2014/07/15 - 22:20 — originally published on Flickr

Does iOS 8 preselect the damn text field contents when you reopen Spotlight before its value has been reset?

# 2014/07/15 - 20:24 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

LE WIFI N’ARRIVE PAS AUX TOILETTES. SNED HALP.

# 2014/07/15 - 18:21 — originally published on @garoo

WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE’S MY DADDY

# 2014/07/15 - 17:07 — originally published on Flickr

Oh, ces vacances, ça va être les championnats du coup d’épaule dans le touriste #quartierlatin

# 2014/07/15 - 17:02 — originally published on @garoo

“If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love”

Shit, that wasn’t the right Hugo Award nominee to read right before going to sleep.

# 2014/07/15 - 04:23 — originally published on @garoo

“Watch Boeing’s 787-9 Dreamliner do things that would make you throw up”

Superb — and stressful to watch.

# 2014/07/15 - 04:02 — originally published on @garoo

14 July

r/fiftyfifty

I’m not subscribing (or clicking), I just love the idea.

# 2014/07/14 - 22:53 — originally published on @garoo

“From Paris with Games”

I guess we really don’t like Macs.

# 2014/07/14 - 21:49 — originally published on @garooshepard

18:58

# 2014/07/14 - 18:58 — originally published on Flickr

Depuis le temps que je me plains de pas trouver le son que j’aime à Paris y’en avait pas un pour me dire d’aller au Queen.

# 2014/07/14 - 05:38 — originally published on @garoo

Par contre c’est plus de l’acouphène, je suis juste simplement sourd. IL DIT QUE CA C’EST DE LA BONNE SOIREE.

# 2014/07/14 - 05:35 — originally published on @garoo

Wo putain. Depuis des mois que je me dis sans conviction qu’il faut que je tente le Queen par acquit de conscience. Mais c’est top en fait !

# 2014/07/14 - 05:33 — originally published on @garoo

13 July

Facebook Messenger for iPad permanently pollutes my visual space with a list of old conversations I don’t wanna see… nor delete.

# 2014/07/13 - 18:50 — originally published on @garoo

Trois salles, trois ambiances, trois envies de mourir. Au point de me réfugier dans la boîte de province au fond qui passait du hip-hop.

# 2014/07/13 - 05:56 — originally published on @garoo