Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my many Twitter accounts.

7 December

I keep trying to play Call of Cthulhu, but I already hated the lead actor in Vampyr, and that game had the benefit of much better-written dialogue.

# 2019/12/07 - 23:01 — published on @commandergaroo

@Le_Trema:

je vois des gens qui continuent à faire des sapins de Noël donc je recommence pour les 2 du fond [twitter.com]

# 2019/12/07 - 18:41 — original tweet by @Le_Trema

Une vision inédite de l’enfer : la soirée avec une musique excellente mais les deux-tiers du public sont venus uniquement pour le show porno.

# 2019/12/07 - 04:29 — published on @garoo

@kevinbaker:

The AT&T PC 6300’s demo program was an entire goddamned aesthetic.

# 2019/12/07 - 00:01 — original tweet by @kevinbaker

6 December

@DannyBittman:

WOW WOW okay this is freaking huge. Why? Because Adobe owns @Substance3D too, which is working on a #VR texturing interface. Since @Adobe loves having their apps mingle together and pass files, this will without a doubt open the doors to a industry grade, all in VR workflow 🥳 [twitter.com]

# 2019/12/06 - 21:30 — original tweet by @DannyBittman

I love this more than human words can express (via @crateandcrowbar)

# 2019/12/06 - 16:46 — published on @commandergaroo

I forgot how excruciatingly boring Words with Friends becomes when you start playing strategically.

# 2019/12/06 - 15:47 — published on @commandergaroo

Apple’s Clips app now supports memojis and the results look lovely, but the UI really needs an overhaul. Took me a while to find how to take (and manually save!?) a photo.

# 2019/12/06 - 12:43 — published on @ff00aa

Two months in, and Face ID on the iPad Pro is still an absolute pain in the ass.

# 2019/12/06 - 10:49 — published on @garoocomplains

5 December

His Dark Materials 1x05 — 6/10

Does their choice to introduce our world so soon work for anyone? I really don’t feel like it works.

# 2019/12/05 - 21:37

The Mandalorian 1x04 — 3/10

# 2019/12/05 - 20:27

The Mandalorian 1x03 — 4/10

# 2019/12/05 - 20:03

@OminaeFR:

La guillotine n’avait pas que des mauvais côtés.

Surtout le tranchant. [twitter.com]

# 2019/12/05 - 11:19 — original tweet by @OminaeFR

@ultrabrilliant:

This person is making atmospheric videos of the train stations in Assassin’s Creed Syndicate and I am extremely into it. This is the kind of niche videogame content I live for. [youtube.com]

# 2019/12/05 - 11:18 — original tweet by @ultrabrilliant

C’est à la fois magnifique et inécoutable

# 2019/12/05 - 11:00 — published on @garoo

4 December

There has never been and never will be a more apt use for “Weird flex but ok.”

# 2019/12/04 - 23:09 — published on @ff00aa

@krmaher:

Men. If women wrote such abbreviated emails, they’d be considered terribly rude. [twitter.com]

# 2019/12/04 - 00:15 — original tweet by @krmaher

3 December

This is gorgeous, but not for a music award

# 2019/12/03 - 16:02 — published on @ff00aa

2 December

I randomly reinstalled Word with Friends and oh my god that UX is so fucking obnoxious — even without considering the ads. How do they derive profit from making me tap through two dozen reward screens before letting me get back to my games?

# 2019/12/02 - 23:30 — published on @commandergaroo

# 2019/12/02 - 20:14 — published on @garoo

Les gens qui s’abonnent aux notifications de promos sur un article dont tu évites la page pour ne pas être tenté et qui t’envoient un message pour dire “oh elle est en réduction ! mais je vais être raisonnable et attendre la prochaine fois” 😡

# 2019/12/02 - 18:36 — published on @garoo

La tentation est grande en voyant les cadavres de sapins devant les fleuristes, pour une fois que j’aurais la place d’en mettre un grand dans mon salon.

# 2019/12/02 - 16:17 — published on @garoo

1 December

@OptimistPanda:

A worker at the Genius Bar spotted Xcode in my dock and said “ah, ok, I assume you already did the basic troubleshooting then. Let’s skip to the higher level stuff.”

A) I wanted to share this possible cheat code

B) I want to figure out the equivalent to this for everything ever

# 2019/12/01 - 17:49 — original tweet by @OptimistPanda

@AdamHSays:

wow. [nytimes.com]

# 2019/12/01 - 12:57 — original tweet by @AdamHSays

30 November

Oh and I don’t think I’ve recommended Bardo yet

The bow is good enough — although I don’t enjoy wave-based combat — but it’s worth the $5-on-sale just for the visuals.

# 2019/11/30 - 17:56 — published on @commandergaroo

Not sure if I’m getting more tracking errors in Beat Saber since I’ve soldered the batteries to the controllers (?) or I’m just trying harder and beyond the cameras’ limits, but either way I can’t wait to get an Index. I want to receive the scores that I deserve!

# 2019/11/30 - 17:54 — published on @commandergaroo

It says a lot about the game’s quality though (and also the cleverly sneaky way they introduce new elements of difficulty as you progress) that I played it for five hours before reaching the “oh hell no!” point.

# 2019/11/30 - 16:44 — published on @commandergaroo

I was holding my own against In Death but I think I’m done after this second attempt at the Pit of Reformation. I screamed when the skeleton guards teleported on top of me, and soon after logged off before giving the whole crowd a chance to gang up on me.

# 2019/11/30 - 16:42 — published on @commandergaroo

29 November

@hyperjeff:

apple should kill off the idea that they need to upgrade ios every year. no customers want a relentless set of breaking changes in their lives.

# 2019/11/29 - 22:35 — original tweet by @hyperjeff

Elle est superbe mais ne me semble pas très résistante et l’assemblage était principalement très chiant

# 2019/11/29 - 22:24 — published on @garoo