Garoo

Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

1 March

RT @Izual_: J’arrête les jeux vidéo. (r/gaming, pardon aux familles, tout ça). [pic.twitter.com]

# 2015/03/01 - 16:39

RT @SamJonesMCR: I love this picture of the inside of a violin.

I want live inside it… [pic.twitter.com]

# 2015/03/01 - 12:45

28 February

FFS, les putain de jeux Unity sur Mac où rien ne marche jamais correctement — ni le gamepad, ni le clavier azerty.

# 2015/02/28 - 17:18 — originally published on @commandergaroo

RT @viticci: “We tried following the iOS App Store trend by pricing Vesper at just $2.99 for months. It didn’t work.” [daringfireball.net]

# 2015/02/28 - 02:21

La même journée je découvre une rayure sur l’écran de mon iPhone, et mon iPad refuse de s’allumer \o/

# 2015/02/28 - 02:00 — originally published on @garoo

27 February

RT @Sci_Phile: I don’t why it weirds me out that snails have mouths, but it totally does. [i.imgur.com] [pic.twitter.com]

# 2015/02/27 - 22:20

RT @trammell: Sans Bullshit Sans: The font that uses ligatures to replace every marketing buzzword with a censorship bar. [sansbullshitsans.com]

# 2015/02/27 - 22:07

I accidentally liked three guys on Tinder yesterday because I was sleepy and somehow misremembered the gesture. Today, still no match…

# 2015/02/27 - 20:12 — originally published on @garoo

C’est moche de vieillir, j’ai systématiquement une impression de déjà vu juste après avoir posté chaque tweet.

# 2015/02/27 - 20:05 — originally published on @garoo

Couldn’t the Fire Phone have used its cameras to detect your finger before it touches the glass, introducing mouseover on mobile?

# 2015/02/27 - 20:03 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

Llamas yesterday, blue dress today — I always thought I’d live to see the downfall of western civilization, but I didn’t imagine it happening this way.

# 2015/02/27 - 12:51 — originally published on @garoo

RT @kscottz: The dress meme is hacking our firmware. An emerging AI is testing us systematically for weakness. All hail Roko’s Basilisk #TheDress

# 2015/02/27 - 07:59

Woohoo j’ai fait une app pour iPhone qui ne servira jamais qu’à moi \o/

# 2015/02/27 - 03:24 — originally published on @garoo

26 February

RT @Tim_Stevens: Remember that time the FCC voted to protect the future of the internet but then llamas walked across a road & everyone was all “WHOA LLAMAS”

# 2015/02/26 - 21:50

RT @hrheingold: llife cycle of memes is converging on zero seconds

# 2015/02/26 - 21:49

RT @NathanJLiu: Cool, Apple Maps now animates in 3D mode. London eye moves and Big Ben shows the right time.

# 2015/02/26 - 19:12

Tiens, Vélib a prélevé deux fois le renouvellement de mon abonnement. Va falloir aller dehors en journée pour envoyer un recommandé, ugh.

# 2015/02/26 - 17:21 — originally published on @garoo

Je comprends mieux pourquoi Goldman ne sort plus de disques #toutelavie

# 2015/02/26 - 13:34 — originally published on @garoo

“A Few Silent Men”

# 2015/02/26 - 00:06 — originally published on @garoo

24 February

Conundrum: I totally want to see that cat again, but I totally don’t want to see its human again.

# 2015/02/24 - 20:49 — originally published on @garoo

Don’t care how much prettier the Apple Watch’s display will be, color e-paper was the right choice. I’m impressed it does animations at all.

# 2015/02/24 - 17:03 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

I’d be very interested in the Pebble Time if I thought Apple might let third-parties in on iOS’s soon-to-be-improved smartwatch integration.

# 2015/02/24 - 17:03 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

Wow, you really had me going, guys — so many people tweeted about Looking this week, I actually believed something was going to happen.

# 2015/02/24 - 03:33 — originally published on @garoo

RT @mrgan: Please consider contributing to my charity which teaches designers on Dribbble that the  Watch screen doesn’t run edge to edge

# 2015/02/24 - 01:47

23 February

Un petit temps d’adaptation pour me rappeler que dans le centre je peux descendre jusqu’au bout de la liste Grindr sans me retrouver à 10km.

# 2015/02/23 - 22:30 — originally published on @garoo

“‘Two and a Half Men’: TV’s Worst Sitcom Ends As Terribly As It Lived, and I Watched Every Episode”

# 2015/02/23 - 20:03 — originally published on @garoo

22 February

Have I ever told you how much I hate colored contacts? Dark irises are better than looking like an android for lack of pupillary response.

# 2015/02/22 - 23:30 — originally published on @garoo

The one and only criticism I’d make of Mockingjay is that Moore is wearing awful colored contacts which make her look like a zombie.

# 2015/02/22 - 23:27 — originally published on @garoo

It’s weird that the tripe that was The Hunger Games managed to engender a movie as dark and ambitious as Mockingjay, Part 1.

# 2015/02/22 - 23:25 — originally published on @garoo

21 February

Once again I wish I were making podcasts myself so I could convert all that wasted time into something remotely useful.

# 2015/02/21 - 22:44 — originally published on @garoo

I just subscribed to ten more podcasts. I have a problem.

# 2015/02/21 - 22:43 — originally published on @garoo

Why microwaves don’t work on ice, and how the defrost setting works

(via what-if․xkcd․com)

# 2015/02/21 - 17:13 — originally published on @garoo

20 February

RT @Sci_Phile: Where do I apply for the teaching otters how to float job so my heart can explode [youtube.com]

# 2015/02/20 - 21:15

Spend ten minutes editing a thought down to 140 characters only to leave a grievous typo that looks like an actual grammatical error.

# 2015/02/20 - 04:25 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

“What It’s Like to Try Magic Leap’s Take on Virtual Reality”

It really sounds like Oculus made the wrong tech choices.

# 2015/02/20 - 04:17 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

I liked Tesla being the Apple of cars. I can only imagine drawbacks to Apple trying to be the Apple of everything.

# 2015/02/20 - 03:08 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

J’avais oublié le Mille bornes. Je ne me souviens pas du jeu, mais j’adorais les cartes.

# 2015/02/20 - 00:36 — originally published on @garoo

“Apple’s Newest Store Boasts 50-Foot Glass Walls and a Free-Floating Second Floor”

Overkill? So what?

# 2015/02/20 - 00:25 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

19 February

RT @RERA_RATP: Venez découvrir l’évolution de la couverture #3G#4G sur le réseau #RATP qui sera complète en 2017 #RATPScope [scope.ratp.fr]

# 2015/02/19 - 17:56

FFS un mini rayon chocolats de Pâques dès la mi-février #torture

# 2015/02/19 - 15:16 — originally published on @garoo

Self-diagnosing your personality type/disorders on Wikipedia is the new horoscope.

# 2015/02/19 - 03:24 — originally published on @garoo

RT @GrlpantsGR: Artist Converts Her Tiny Studio Into Absurdly Elaborate Dreamscapes [bit.ly] [pic.twitter.com]

# 2015/02/19 - 02:30

18 February

Apple Stores getting jewelry scales to check you didn’t scrape off some gold makes more sense for an annual upgrade path than just occasional returns.

# 2015/02/18 - 18:02 — originally published on @cedricbozzi

RT @dikshamadhok: My story on the Alabama attack on @qzindia: Why America rallied behind an Indian grandfather but abandoned Ferguson [qz.com]

# 2015/02/18 - 11:39

RT @phillipcaudell: Another nonsensical, dumb rejection by the @AppStore. Bravo Apple on continuing to be hostile towards developers 👏. [blog.mattcheetham.co.uk]

# 2015/02/18 - 09:11

I had an episode of Looking left to watch and it’s really hard to go back to that after binging an actual gay show.

# 2015/02/18 - 05:07 — originally published on @garoo

Does anyone in Manchester not live in a fancy hipster loft?

# 2015/02/18 - 04:13 — originally published on @garoo

I love the construction of Cucumber and Banana but oh my god Cucumber is depressing.

# 2015/02/18 - 01:35 — originally published on @garoo

17 February

“He is able to eat more than 100 Chicken McNuggets in one sitting” — MY HERO.

# 2015/02/17 - 06:02 — originally published on @garoo

Putain de connecteur de merde #macmini

# 2015/02/17 - 04:42 — originally published on Flickr

RT @BitterSweetPod: Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return. Here’s her collection. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2015/02/17 - 00:59