Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.

26 May


Today is the day I focus and get my life together unless even one minor thing goes wrong, in which case I’ll spiral back into self-destruction


It isn’t easy for a man to rip a screaming child away from his mother. Most of us couldn’t do it. This is where “animals” comes in. Declare he isn’t really a child, she isn’t a woman. Now it’s like pulling a piglet from a sow. This has always been how states enable savagery.

25 May


“Why is Youtube suggesting conspiracy nutjob videos to me? What the hell did I click?!?”

“Oh. Oh, I just wasn’t logged in. Thank god.”


THOUGHT EXPERIMENT AI: Since AI can be perfect and process much faster than humans, it can be massively safer than humans. Human drivers will probably be so much worse they’ll be outlawed!

ACTUAL AI: We concluded brakes were distracting users from the ad flow so we removed them


If a site is happily turning away EU users, saying it can’t protect their personal information, this should really worry you as a non-EU user


Watching Elon Musk seamlessly moving from “the free market solves everything” to “trade unions sow social division among classes” and “we need a watchdog to discredit lying journalists” is like watching capitalism decay into fascism in real time on twitter.

24 May


People sometimes ask why there wasn’t more improv on Arrested Development.

L’échafaudage est parti, je retrouve enfin ma vue sur le périphérique et le Leroy-Merlin


Furious, I storm into the men’s bathroom where an asshole wrote “call for a good time” & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out “call” and replace it with “text”



Just letting you know you can’t use your lights anymore because we’re slathering your data around and GDPR is here.

good luck! bye!

23 May


Or maybe, I dunno, don’t try to undermine independent journalism in an era when the president can lie without consequence. Just a thought. [twitter.com]


Rappel que les vannes sur le physique des gens (même ceux qu’on n’apprécie pas) ne sont toujours pas drôles 👋


Amazon should prohibit governments from using Rekognition, full stop. Join our action and urge Amazon to act swiftly. ACTION [aclu.org] /END


Amazon’s corporate mantra is all about putting customer’s first. And Jeff Bezos has personally supported the First Amendment and spoken out against the discriminatory Muslim Ban. Rekognition runs counter to all of those underlying values. /15


The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17


Un musulman “modéré” : un musulman non pratiquant.

Un catholique “modéré” : un catholique qui n’assiste pas à la messe en latin et qui ne manifeste pas contre l’IVG.

I can’t get over what a cruel taunt this visual is for us, critics of flat design


Je viens de découvrir qu’Obélix, ça vient d’Obèle, †, ce signe typo qui peut être utilisé «comme appel de note en complément de l’astérisque». #TIL

Who on earth thought it was a good idea to have “set a calendar alarm for any spam e-mail you read” enabled by default in macOS?


Our street is being renovated and they brought this badass Blade Runner vehicle. I had to take pics.

22 May


Ce contrôle et cette menace de fichage ont été légitimés par une seule chose seulement, par le policier en civil : « nous, on veut pas voir nos visages sur les vidéos et les photos, donc on vérifiera les images qui seront diffusées ».


C’est la première fois sous le mandat Macron que des contrôles en amont d’une manifestation sont organisés. Ma pièce d’identité a été photographiée à République pour « fichage » selon la BAC présente, afin de « vérifier les diffusions des images après manifestation ».


Lynxes sound like people impersonating cats [twitter.com]

Didn’t think I’d ever reach 10,000 again. And again I lost because of a mis-swipe 😡

21 May


After some thought, I think this is more accurate for #Gamedev.

20 May


“J’aime beaucoup ce type”, dit #Macron à propos de Philippe de Villiers, dans @leJDD

Pour rappel, en 2000, De Villiers comparait la gauche aux nazis dans le cadre d’un débat sur L’IVG à l’assemblée nationale. Via @humanite_fr

On a les amis qu’on mérite…

19 May


snow leopards biting their tails: a thread

Well I guess instead of spending five minutes trying in vain to get my iPhone to display the AirPod case’s battery level, I could just plug it to the charger to be safe.

18 May

17 May


Ceci est la définition de l’Enfer. Nos luttes dévitalisées, absorbées et anéanties pour servir de vernis à un gouvernement fascisé, raciste et ultra répressif. [twitter.com]


Sonuvagun…all five seasons of Babylon 5 will begin streaming on Amazon Prime next month. At last it’s someplace where people can actually see the freaking thing and newcomers can find it while browsing. [comingsoon.net]

16 May

J’ai pris une semaine de retard, du coup je viens de me taper deux Westworld de suite, et c’est un tout petit peu une torture.


That moment of disappointment where you are introduced to a beautiful and fascinating new game world, only to realize you must kill nearly everything inside of it.


Occurs to me I never posted my finished custom Settlers of Catan board on twitter! Finished the box last weekend.


In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck.

Be punk as fuck.

15 May

Moi : Il faut que je découvre et apprenne tous les auteurs de théâtre pédés d’ici la rentrée !

Also moi : Il faut que j’arrête de lire des textes anxieux déprimés dépressifs désespérés.




The new Surface Hub 2 rotates and has a 3:2 aspect ratio like other Surface devices [theverge.com]


In which Ali Wong writes a perfect punchline for one of the oldest joke setups in the world


The TV show Westworld exists in a universe where either Jurassic Park was never a film, or it was and someone thought “that, but you can bone the T-Rex first”.

14 May


En France, on peut plus rien dire, mais on peut quand même dire que c’était mieux quand les meufs faisaient la vaiselle et se laissaient violer en silence.


Me trying to get the bad ending.

J’ai fait un chèque pour mes cotisations sociales, je ne me rappelle plus le montant et il n’apparaît pas en ligne dans mes opérations à venir parce que c’est un putain de chèque.


An element of Beat Saber’s success that should be paid attention to by other VRdevs is the way that one (can play it in a way that) looks COOL playing it.

Much as many pancake games are built entirely around the Streamer economy, MR + looking sweet/powerful is a big opportunity.

13 May


watching Charlie’s Angels (2000) and the villain’s technological plot that they’re trying to stop is just…wow


When a whale swam up to this woman and wouldn’t leave her alone, she was freaked out — until she realized he was saving her life 🐳 (via @caters_news)


im here to bless ur timeline


Les notifications du Safety Check de Facebook, pour 1 tué et 4 blessés dans une ville de plus de 2 millions d’habitants : un poil anxiogène


So far everyone I’ve put in @BeatSaber has had the same reaction… it’s not ‘wow this is immersive’ or ‘I totally see how VR could change the world’… it’s just ‘omg this is fun can I go again?’ Which is actually a really different kind of reaction than most VR content instills


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