Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.
J’en suis à 115 épisodes des archives d’un podcast de D&D d’hétéros cathos qui ne jurent pas, mais je n’arrive pas à arrêter 😨
Amazingly, the legacy version of Speed (Speed 2) works entirely as-is in Marzipan; imagine an alternate reality where iOS 7 never happened, and apps like this were what you could expect for Marzipan to bring to macOS 🤣
Super proud of Bethesda for reiterating their “Fuck Nazis” stance even when it’s likely done them financial harm. The bar is literally on the floor and they walked over it, but kudos.
Also proud of DICE for telling Battlefield’s worst factions to get lost.
Keep it coming.
There are people who consistently ruin or degrade the lives of developers, journalists, and other community members, and instead of saying “You’re not welcome here” publishers are like “Nah, we’ll undermine the art to cater to those people too. Need the money.”
It’s a choice.
i love when white ppl say things like “this isn’t who we are” as if a sizable chunk of any history book isn’t just us fucking up entire civilizations for jars of cinnamon
Finally got into custom Beat Saber tracks — ended up playing for 3 hours 45 minutes. My watch’s workout tracking app crashed and everything hurts, but I love this game more and more every day.
Let’s not be too quick to celebrate lesbian character representation at E3 until we know for sure they’re not all getting killed off by each game’s end
Everyone: What lovely bluegrass music.
PlayStation: THERE IS NO HAPPINESS DEATH IS THE REWARD
Sable had me at “no combat, only exploration,” but I hope the final game supports supersampling because the aliasing looks awful on certain shots.
Stormland looks like a pretty cool game that I’ll never be able to play without getting an hours-long migraine.
I wish I’d played BG&E 1 for more than a couple of hours and the returning characters had an impact on me.
Hey Video Games, if I wanted to see America driven to the brink of starvation and thirst with neighbor pitted against neighbor in a lawless militia state I’d wait like 4 years.
Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey wouldn’t look like so much of a rehash if Origins had taken place earlier in time and hadn’t included entire Greco-Roman regions to explore. I like Ancient Greece all right (though less than Egypt) but I’ve had my fill already.
Really, really done with games where society collapses into a might-makes-right hellscape where 1/3rd of the people are hyperviolent psychos, 1/3rd exist to be victims, and 1/3rd are good guy hyperviolent psychos.
Elder Scrolls: Blades on an iPhone basically looks better than vanilla Skyrim. Technology has gone crazy. (You better have an extra battery though.)
EA spent like 10 minutes talking about a game SET in World War 2 and didn’t even mention the word Nazi once. Thank you, Bethesda. Condemning nazism really isn’t that fucking hard hey.
Anyways Microsoft needed to prove they have exclusives to justify their console and they did so by buying a bunch of devs to force platform constraints so uh
I hope Cyberpunk 2077’s gameplay is more fun than any of the Witchers, because yes I would like to go there thank you.
I for one enjoy The Division’s fake chatter. Megan and her friends make me imagine a multiplayer game I’d actually want to play.
As much as I loved Forza Horizon 1 and 2, I can’t see the point of releasing a new one every other year. That’s the third of the series to come out on Xbox One; how much better can it be, really?
Hahaha oops I criticized From Software’s lighting just before Todd Howard came to introduce the new Fallout hahaha wait a second what’s happening this looks really pretty.
Live image detection with iOS 12 & ARKit 2. Display digital information attached to physical objects. Feels like playing in the future ✨ #arkit #ios12
A gauche, #JacquesTati #Playtime et à droite, cinquante ans plus tard, #EmmanuelMacron à #StationF
The Last Jedi fixed
There’s no way I think you can look at what happened to, say, Twitter and conclude that “any speech not illegal is welcome here, if you don’t like it just block it!” is a viable or healthy strategy.
Twitter is like a very long novel that you read for years. You follow the characters as they change jobs, have kids, argue with airlines. Then the Nazis show up.
Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren’t anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that?