Figma: like Sketch, but as a collaborative web app 😮

Some days I wish I worked with people, maybe.

Wanna bet there isn’t gonna be another Instagram update until after I’ve gotten used to the placeholder icon?

And I have no idea how the filters manage to be so slow on an iPhone 6. Is the old OpenGL API running through an emulator or something?

Funny, I just realized I didn’t get an e-mail from Apple about Snap Filters being obsolete

It’s still 320x480-only.

I guess in the next version of macOS they might as well replace the Finder with Windows’ File Explorer.

El Capitan’s related regression was that you couldn’t change the labels on a file while copying it (more of an edge case, I’ll admit)

I deleted a folder while I was moving to another drive a file it contained, in Sierra

Asking Siri “Show me photos of dogs” should default to a web search, not launch Photos unless you said “my dog” or “my photos.”

There’s something to be said for external power supplies you can easily replace when they crap out. In other news, my old Drobo is alive \o/

I guess it’s pretty convenient that the best way out of this faux-pas was to delete my account.

I MEANT TO SCROLL DOWN ON MY EX’S PROFILE AND IT SUPER-LIKED HIM AND FUCK THIS SHIT I’M DELETING TINDER.

Signal now has a desktop app, same principle as Whatsapp’s except not ugly (and smart to make it as a Chrome app)

Why do Spotify’s song radios always end after a few hours? (It’s always better than Apple Music’s, which just refused to start, but still.)

Honestly I’m rather curious to see what happens after Twitter implodes. Do we, as a society, step back or double down?

😱

So… Twitter is pretty much the one use case where it makes sense to ask “Can the blockchain save us?” right?

Who the fuck is in charge of Snapchat’s filters?

“Unlocking a Mac with an Apple Watch requires two-factor, not two-step, iCloud protection—what?”

Bought a renowned iOS productivity app after someone I trust wrote a long post about how awesome it is.

The UI looks like it was designed for Palm Pilot.

You didn’t have to… but you could have.

There must be a way to remove an account from Tweetbot on iOS but I can’t find it ¯\(ツ)/¯

An experiment to see how many accounts I can create with different filters over my face (with apologies to @fet_complains).

‘Hey Siri’ worked great during the watchOS beta but fails half the time since release.

I think I need to create a @garoo_complains account.

The Watch’s stupid aggregate notifications aren’t very compatible with Google Assistant’s conversational style

The iMessage App Store is gonna need a data deduplication algorithm

Hope the Spectacles come out soon because I’m really tempted to make a circular video capture + player app and that’d be a huge waste of my time.

The Internet of Things is being used as a DDoS botnet of unprecedented power

Not that I would be caught dead wearing those things but I’d love it if they started a round-video fad.

I hope the Spectacles really output video with a circular overlay because that’s hilarious and kinda cool

Hoping the “app extension issues” iOS 10.0.2 fixes include that user who left a 1-star review because the widget didn’t appear in the list.

I just super-liked someone on Tinder when I meant to scroll down on their profile. Goddamn UI traps.

Gave up on Safari because it has terrible performance with multiple tabs and with YouTube.

So now I’m… checking out Firefox 😳

Sierra opens the “Do you really want to change your default browser?” confirmation popup behind the active window — if not all windows ಠ_ಠ

I like Google Assistant’s tone better than Siri’s. But I’m a misanthropic nerd so maybe Apple is right not to cater to me.

I don’t give a fuck about the iPhone 7 anymore.

You understood perfectly what I want and you know what time it is 🙄

I’ve enabled Apple’s new 2FA and it keeps asking me codes and I’m super nervous about they day it fucks up and I’m locked out of everything.

Also I’m getting one support e-mail per fifty $1 app sold and I don’t think that’s sustainable.

My Drobo is dead, I’ve screwed up my iPhone backups and the world is dark and hostile.

And I completely understand why someone would think it’s a good idea not to switch immediately to an empty tab.

But it’s not.

Safari opening new tabs in the tab bar then not switching to them until the content has loaded, that’s new, right?

It sucks.

“Hands on with the iPhone 7 Plus’ crazy new Portrait mode”

Imperfect of course but very impressive

Oh yeah I forgot to say that the glossy iPhone is a gorgeous object, but everyone already knew that. Worth the fingerprints after all.

Sorry I didn’t have the presence of mind to point out that it would be the ultimate status symbol within weeks.

Young guy at the Apple Store table seemed obsessed with Jet Black but dejected that it didn’t broadcast “I have an iPhone!” like White.

On the other hand I absolutely cannot understand the enthusiasm for the OS haptics ¯\(ツ)/¯

I tried an iPhone 7 for five minutes in an Apple Store and I’m now completely disgusted with my old physical Home button.

Every OS update I try Safari again but don’t remember why I switched to Chrome and what to look for. This time I swear I’ll make a list.

Oh, the watchOS 3 feature I had been asking for exists — it’s just reserved for Series 2

I’m trying Safari again, as you do after any OS update, and I forgot how nice it is to have smooth scrolling.

You can run a Tilt Brush clone right in your (nightly build) web browser 😲

I’m only downloading Sierra, not even installing it yet 😨

This looks like a credible tool for checking the compatibility of your installed apps with Sierra

I literally cannot believe Google “reinventing Nexus” would result in lousy iPhone 6 copycats, complete with antenna lines

Beautiful. Owning several computers is totally an edge case among users who will enable sync

I was nervous about universal clipboard because of passwords, but this is perfect

Okay let’s be reasonable and not rush to install Sier—oops.

The Lightning adapter and Lightning EarPods do contain a DAC

Are people downloading it by mistake? Last-minute upgrading before Sierra? Or is the App Store really that dead?

What o_O

I’ve been hating all summer on iOS 10’s taller widgets, but I really like how my redesign came out.

If you’re so old you sync your music with iTunes AND organize it by rating: I updated my widget for iOS 10

So I guess the App Review team is recuperating from its GM-week overtime? (I mean, fair enough.)

No joke, every social app should have this. (And also an option to replace a user’s avatar while we’re at it.)

I get how that makes sense to get the best possible picture, but as a photography enthusiast I’d rather they just disabled the 2x setting.

Shooting at “2x” in low light, the 7 Plus will switch to digital zoom rather than use the slower “telephoto” lens

I mean ideally I should wait for the October keynote because you never know but, come on, as if.

Can’t believe I’ve had this MacBook Pro for two and a half years already. That makes it perfectly reasonable to buy a big new PC for VR!

And it probably makes sense because most people didn’t organize their widgets, but it makes the view significantly less useful for power users. Well, I guess that’s iOS for you.

iOS 10 remembering your scroll position in Today view completely defeats the point of putting the most important information at the top 😕

I still can’t believe they built a whole long-tweet API and they’re using it to effectively extend the limit by 20 characters 🙄

“iPhone 7 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Camera Test Comparison”

Samsung has much better OIS, autofocus, and sound.

A freemium vector drawing app smartly retooled to emphasize custom sticker creation

It works great for free, and syncs to iCloud so you can create stickers on iPad and use them on iPhone.

Logging into Slack: iOS adds a couple steps too many to the process but this is beautiful UX

Couldn’t find anything online about the physics involved in exposing an LCD screen to fire 😳

#donttrythisathome

The iTunes Connect app’s notifications are silent therefore the Watch just displays them without tapping. That makes sense.

It wouldn’t take anything away from AirPod and Beats because most people would prefer to go full-wireless, but it would satisfy audiophiles clinging to their expensive headphones.

Since Apple have said they aren’t gonna license the W1 chip — how about releasing a standalone Bluetooth receiver and battery?

Who would have believed that, in 2016, I’d be thinking “I wish I had stuck to web development, there’d be fewer compatibility issues.”