Garoo

Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.

25 juillet

@NaomiHimley:

‘hi, yeah my name is Naomi, I’m calling about the, uh, job listing you have up on craigslist?’

# 2017/07/25 - 02:54

I find it so depressing — in its symbolic appropriateness — that Apple went from “Mac vs. PC” to “The Rock × Siri” in less than a decade.

# 2017/07/25 - 00:17 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

24 juillet

Using third-party auth removes friction at signup but it’ll only make your life harder later (user complaints + cumbersome edge cases)

# 2017/07/24 - 23:33 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

Watching a Beyond: Two Souls playthrough; I couldn’t have endured the bad parts — or the gameplay at all, really — but it has some fantastic moments.

# 2017/07/24 - 21:03 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

@etdragon:

I laughed so hard at this I almost choked on my own saliva. THAT CAT’S FACE OMFG.

# 2017/07/24 - 18:37

@weird_hist:

Cleopatra lived closer in time to today than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid.

# 2017/07/24 - 01:15

@JaquesBoregard:

L’oiseau Lyre est un excellent imitateur ! Mais la proximité des hommes lui a appris de nouveau son assez inédit ! ( sans trucage !)

# 2017/07/24 - 00:35

23 juillet

Sérieusement, les neurotypiques supportent qu’on leur parle pendant qu’ils sont au téléphone ? 😧

# 2017/07/23 - 16:55 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

(J’ai juste un problème avec la façon dont les bras de Cate Blanchett croisent ceux de Hulk) #lastRT

# 2017/07/23 - 13:26 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

@kaptainkristian:

Dat color. Dat composition. Dat deliberate character posing used specifically for this design instead of terribly photoshoped floating heads

# 2017/07/23 - 13:26

22 juillet

@thedogist:

Mr. Monster, Goldendoodle (8 m), Union SQ, NYC • “He loves water – if there’s a water bowl he’ll stick his whole face in and blow bubbles.”

# 2017/07/22 - 20:48

Pour une fois je pars de Bonne-Nouvelle avec de la place dans mon sac pour un stock de ginger ale M&S.

Que je vais descendre en une journée.

# 2017/07/22 - 14:41 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

@FliDiFlouFliFla:

😂

# 2017/07/22 - 13:35

21 juillet

C’est toute l’histoire du XXIème siècle

# 2017/07/21 - 22:32 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

Vivement qu’on interdise les moteurs à combustion dans les villes putain de scooters de livraison de bouffe.

# 2017/07/21 - 21:21 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

@AndrewProjDent:

ARKit + CoreLocation, part 2

# 2017/07/21 - 16:18

Is Apple paying for NPR’s suddenly automatic “Listen to it on Apple Podcasts [or wherever]” line?

# 2017/07/21 - 16:09 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

@videocats:

Very disappointed with the results of his Schrodinger’s test

# 2017/07/21 - 13:00

@michaelsacca:

Great thread on the importance Basic Income [twitter.com]

# 2017/07/21 - 01:05

20 juillet

@CaseyNewton:

Instagram is reshaping the restaurant scene and it’s wild. Chambongs, ham walls, flamingo murals and more —> [theverge.com]

# 2017/07/20 - 17:29

Tiens, Oats Studio a sorti un court sans aliens ni fusils — comme il n’y a pas de générique je vais supposer que ce n’est pas de Blomkamp

# 2017/07/20 - 13:58 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

I like Ansel (was afraid it wouldn’t have gamepad support, it does) but why the hell does moving the camera a bit reset its roll.

# 2017/07/20 - 01:32 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

@onovotny:

You may want to install that iOS 10.3.3 update ASAP if you don’t want a remote takeover of your phone via WiFi

# 2017/07/20 - 01:27

At least I get to play with Ansel

# 2017/07/20 - 01:25 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

You don’t know how lucky you are

# 2017/07/20 - 01:24 — publié d'abord sur @garooscreens

# 2017/07/20 - 01:23 — publié d'abord sur @garooscreens

ME:Andromeda didn’t close properly last time and I was almost spared the remaining 8 hrs of trial(s) but Origin eventually figured it out 😕

# 2017/07/20 - 00:02 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

19 juillet

@olitax:

Que fait la @PoliceNationale ? Elle fait ça. Courage @AubergeMigrants 💪

# 2017/07/19 - 22:10

“Front-load the pizzazz” is excellent advice for an independent developer who has trouble keeping faith 🖐

# 2017/07/19 - 19:28 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

@motherboard:

Hackers can hijack Segway scooters and hoverboards while you’re cruising around

# 2017/07/19 - 18:37

“How We Resurrected a Dragon”

The page in question hijacked scrolling so I never went far enough to notice it was interactive WebGL 😒

# 2017/07/19 - 17:40 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

@CGdrawing:

# 2017/07/19 - 17:04

Le Ministère de la Vérité a bien réussi son coup si même les protestataires utilisent le mot “migrants” maintenant

# 2017/07/19 - 12:08 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

@x0rz:

Emoji in URLs are probably a bad idea… probably:

🤔 #phishing #unicode #emoji

# 2017/07/19 - 11:45

18 juillet

The first time I saw this picture I completely missed the LED 😯

# 2017/07/18 - 23:53 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

The advantages of having a non-flat icon in 2017

# 2017/07/18 - 22:41 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

@kerrymflynn:

Lol Snapchat must be feeling pretty good about this quote (from Tinder redesign)

# 2017/07/18 - 17:41

I mean, if isolating you from the world was the problem of VR/AR, sharing what you see with everyone is certainly a solution.

# 2017/07/18 - 17:23 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

There you go, that’s AR all sorted out 😒

# 2017/07/18 - 17:19 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

@aallan:

For anyone that’s ever idly thought of using a custom PCB for their business card. You really don’t have much excuse not to… #openhardware

# 2017/07/18 - 14:55

@alexhern:

There’s a power cut in my tower block. The room where the engineer can fix it has an electronic lock. It’s broken. Cos there’s a power cut.

# 2017/07/18 - 13:58

“Assistive stairs are the next best thing to an escalator in the home”

# 2017/07/18 - 12:42 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

17 juillet

@Rainmaker1973:

When the camera shutter speed is in sync with the wings of a bird, you can happen to see this

# 2017/07/17 - 22:35

It’s a shame no one cares about Myspace anymore — this kind of negligence deserves to make newspaper headlines

# 2017/07/17 - 22:33 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

@thedogist:

Reputa, Husky mix (7 m/o), Plymouth Rock, Plymouth, MA • “The first thing she ever played fetch with was a head of lettuce.

# 2017/07/17 - 18:27

Je ne suis toujours pas optimiste, mais c’est quand même mieux que le premier teaser

# 2017/07/17 - 15:01 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

16 juillet

Killjoys enfin de retour après deux épisodes foireux visiblement écrits en urgence pour expliquer l’absence imprévue de Stephanie Leonidas.

# 2017/07/16 - 20:49 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

@artemchistyakov:

I wrote about the complex relationship between programming and naming, and how it affects non-English speakers

# 2017/07/16 - 19:11

@ironicsans:

But the Doctor’s emails!

# 2017/07/16 - 18:24

@Kilo_bytes:

Interesting bonus: fans talking about The Doctor as a whole (not specific regens) will have to get familiar with gender neutral pronouns.

# 2017/07/16 - 17:57

@mjrobbins:

Today in grown men crying over alien casting: [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/16 - 17:50

@ibogost:

Oh no. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/16 - 15:25

Infosec people are turning on 1Password (somewhat understandbly, even if AgileBits’ response makes sense)

# 2017/07/16 - 14:58 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

Je considère comme un grand compliment qu’un mec me demande de la MD d’un air entendu alors que je n’ai pris que de l’alcool 😁

# 2017/07/16 - 01:09 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

15 juillet

Fine I’ll rebuy Thumper (own on PSVR, which sits in a closet) although what I really want is a no-fail zone-out endless mode

# 2017/07/15 - 23:06 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

@VickerySec:

Apparently future-dated gps packets disable Stingray phone signal intercept devices. The device thinks its license has expired and locks up.

# 2017/07/15 - 22:48

@starwars:

The General. #TheLastJedi [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/15 - 22:34

Most interesting thing that happened in the first two hours was when I found out the Paul Bettany AI is a heavily processed woman’s voice.

# 2017/07/15 - 14:38 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

I swear I’m trying to give the ME:Andromeda trial a fair chance, but I can’t shake the feeling I’m watching The CW.

# 2017/07/15 - 14:38 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

14 juillet

TIL the assets for Neill Blomkamp’s shorts (scenes, rigged models, …) are available on Steam for non-commercial use, $5 apiece

# 2017/07/14 - 13:32 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

@inthefade:

i have never identified more with a comic [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/14 - 11:54

13 juillet

@weichsel:

Another Xcode 9 gem: The Simulator now comes with a Share extension to transfer URLs, Files, Locations, etc.

# 2017/07/13 - 20:29

@aaronykng:

Downtown LA. My July 4th weekend FourSquare checkins visualized in AR. (ARKit + Unity + Mapbox + Swarm)

# 2017/07/13 - 20:25

@Andreo_Ch:

Tenez puisqu’on parle des #migrants & réfugiés je vais vous raconter une toute petite histoire vécue par un militant de @assoAIDES

# 2017/07/13 - 19:13

It was easier to tell myself “the world needs this!” when I made utility apps. (I was also younger and more delusional.)

# 2017/07/13 - 15:25 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

No wonder men were too busy owning the world to pick up an interest in programming at the time

# 2017/07/13 - 12:47 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

This video of an emulated PDP-8 is amazing — to think that it was designed in the ‘60s, that people worked with it 😲

# 2017/07/13 - 12:37 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

@gblardone:

J’adore ce monde.. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/13 - 11:37

Creating a control scheme for the Steam Controller is a lot of fun. It’s like designing a game without having to actually make a game first.

# 2017/07/13 - 01:26 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

12 juillet

@miroslavazetkin:

Il y a quelques jours Le Monde a partagé un article sur sa page fb en utilisant le mot “autrice” en encart.

# 2017/07/12 - 23:34

@RealCoryEdwards:

Fascinating BTS of “Escape From New York”: they couldn’t afford real CGI for the glider display so used glow-in-the-dark tape on a model.

# 2017/07/12 - 23:15

Personne ne semble s’être rué sur l’Oculus à 450 €. Le futur est à la porte, je suis le seul à avoir lu de la SF quand j’étais jeune ?!

# 2017/07/12 - 22:15 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

As pretty as those visuals are, they’re actively detracting from the sense of place - I have a hard time thinking I’m in a space station

# 2017/07/12 - 19:31 — publié d'abord sur @garooscreens

Prey’s universe has awfully low-resolution screens

# 2017/07/12 - 19:29 — publié d'abord sur @garooscreens

11 juillet

@actioncookbook:

TWITTER, 2009: this is neat, Shaq responds to people and stuff!

TWITTER, 2017: the insane president’s idiot son is live-tweeting treason

# 2017/07/11 - 19:15

J’avais trouvé bizarre qu’ils obéissent à la sanction plutôt que de se lancer dans un bras de fer ; je comprends mieux la stratégie, là

# 2017/07/11 - 19:13 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

@presentcorrect:

Photoshop cut out mural, on an abandoned car.

[stenograffia.ru]

thanks @artnau [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/07/11 - 14:00

“The Villain of Edith Finch”

That video doesn’t retroactively make me like the game but I appreciate and respect a writer who puts that much depth into their story and characters. It’s ironic that there is so much detail and hidden depth when the lack of subtlety is what turned me off in the game: for me the execution was too forced, too unrealistic, and relied on emotional blackmail (notably with half the vignettes preying on every parents’ fear for their child’s life — no wonder that left me cold). You don’t get points for world-building that needs a one-hour YouTube analysis to be revealed if the first-time experience itself doesn’t feel good.

The exception being, of course, Lewis’ story, which is such a masterpiece of… ludo-narrative harmony, I guess? that I do agree it’s worth the price of admission.

# 2017/07/11 - 13:15

Waiiit does this really mean if I saw the eye then someone was watching me, and I don’t know who? 😳 I can’t find any confirmation elsewhere. (From Fantastic Contraption’s lovely manual.)

# 2017/07/11 - 12:58 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Is this the best social media campaign ever or what? I just spent ten minutes reading their @ feed 💜

# 2017/07/11 - 00:10 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

10 juillet

@DynamicWebPaige:

1) Pick an industry

2) Ask people in that industry what they use spreadsheets for

3) Build something better

# 2017/07/10 - 21:51

@normalvr:

Blobbing in the studio today w/ the Vive + ARKit. Definitely some huge mixed reality potential here. 😍😍😍😍

#arkit #vr #indiedev #gamedev https://t.co/C1zANBuSrx

# 2017/07/10 - 21:38

I think Facebook is operating on social network logic rather than manufacturer. Build up user base at all costs, figure out profits later.

# 2017/07/10 - 19:54 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

@calvinstowell:

Marisa Tomei is actually a year older as Aunt May in Spider-Man Homecoming than Rue Mcclanahan was when she started filming Golden Girls. https://t.co/QUTvME7LTW

# 2017/07/10 - 18:31

@HeerJeet:

This should be read along with the New York magazine article. [twitter.com]

# 2017/07/10 - 17:18

Trying to sort my projects by likeliness of having a shippable MVP in a month because I just need to ship something.