Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.

21 août

Tu m’étonnes que le chat passe son temps à lécher l’évier quand elle a soif. Le bol d’eau lui sert à se laver les pattes après la litière.

20 août


He laughed. “Yeah, when y’all did nothing & much of the world prospered, and eventually you just went & stole everybody’s achievements.”


He said: “So the Renaissance followed the Romans? What about the part in between?”

I responded: “Oh, you mean the Dark Ages?”


Les mini-vidéos “informatives” sont la descendance des photos d’Einstein avec citation bidon : a thread. []


Seeing terms like “cuck” and “snowflake” make their way into mainstream vocab, via ironic use first, is disheartening.

Ca fait deux fois que je vais au Gibus en pensant que ça serait vide et que c’est complètement plein avant 1h. J’étais pas préparé à ça !

19 août

Y’a une connasse de grosse mouche qui marche comme une araignée dans mon champ de vision depuis cinq minutes.

C’est déprimant, les ombres sont déjà super longues, ça y est on est en hiv… ah, oui, non, je sors petit-déjeuner à 17:00, aussi.


Here is a visual representation of the pacing in Game of Thrones.

18 août


Alan Turing, well-known and hugely influential computer scientist, was forcibly chemically castrated for being gay in the 50’s. []


No, the moral dilemma is not about the rights of robots. It’s about reinforcement of abusive & nonconsensual ways humans treat each other

I mean the one thing that’d make the game 100x better is a usable manual gearbox, but I’d be a bit sore buying the game again just for that.

I just wanted a simple FTP client that works, not a fancy-pants UI that doesn’t come to the foreground when you click on a window in Mission Control.

Transmit 5’s DockSend regularly plays the “Done!” sound without actually uploading the file. You had one jerb.

17 août


Three words: Hieronymus. Bosch. Piñatas.



Zombie and zombie spiders making growling and skittering noises.


They aren’t particularly scary, but surprise monsters in Oculus Home to promote a game is a mistake. Home needs to feel safe and inviting.

Right as I finished typing that tweet the screen came back to full brightness to signify the CPU was cooling down a bit.

Did Tinder rewrite its app in Unity? I’m pretty sure it used to work fine; now misses swipes and makes my phone burn up.


Confirmed: Cloudflare has kicked “The Daily Stormer” off its network. CEO sent this email to staff. Incredible read. []


Nazis coming to town? Here’s a positive and creative response. #Resist

16 août

Je ne sais toujours pas ce que le chat veut quand elle m’engueule parce que je suis debout au comptoir de la cuisine.


Please enjoy these photos of a lizard nestled in a rose 🌹🦎💕

(Photos by Cmycherrytree)


1/9 Note: When Trump says that there were lots of “fine people” at the alt-right rally, he means a very specific thing.

15 août

Le Marks & Spencer du Marché Saint-Germain est deux fois plus grand et a deux fois plus de choses 😱 🍦


Chekhov’s sub


TRUMP: Mexicans are bad

TRUMP: Muslims are bad

TRUMP: Media are bad

EVERYONE: what about Nazis

TRUMP: let’s not single anyone out

Beaucoup trop d’hétéros encombrent les jardins du Louvre et aucun n’a la décence d’être torse nu.

14 août

Je suis sorti avec un T-shirt qui me sert normalement à dormir, du coup je rase les murs au cas où j’aurais raté une tache ou déchirure.


this is what u needed to see today


BREAKING: New ruling on Godwin’s law []

13 août


White people always telling everyone else to police their community but yall need to start talking to your racist ass family members.

I hope Miracle Merchant gets a “chill” mode where you never run out of ingredients, because that’s a frustrating way to lose


So, just a quick thread about the word “terrorism” and how it’s kind of dangerous to throw it around even with shit like #Charlottesville

Les années 80, 90, l’an 2000… et tout ce que les générations futures retiendront de nos vies sera “l’avant troisième guerre mondiale” 😞

Et je ne vous cache pas que c’est bizarre de caresser à l’aveugle l’intérieur ronronnant d’une penderie juste après avoir vu Covenant.

Le chat m’entraîne à l’autre bout de l’appart pour que je la caresse au fond de la penderie, où elle peut oublier que le monde existe #goth

En coupant un peu d’Alien: Covenant on peut obtenir un bon film de 90 minutes, ce qui était très loin d’être le cas de Prometheus.

12 août


Why Don’t You Know About the Woman Who Wrote the First Simpsons Episode? Because Misogyny, Of Course []

11 août


I think about this sketch a lot.



Note the update at the bottom—Twitch reinstated the harasser’s channel. []


Here’s a doggo doing a costly miscalculate. 13/10 (vid by Tyler Burson)

10 août

I’ve just realized out of nowhere how much I miss Driveclub VR. Dirt is awesome but way too intense for me to play for more than twenty minutes at a time… and all the other games are made for hardcore fans who, among other things, don’t care about UX.

I was excited way back when inklings of a partnership between Microsoft and Oculus meant there was a chance the Forza franchise would suddenly sprout stereo vision, but Microsoft’s VR focus now seems to be miles away from the kind of hardware that can run a photorealistic car simulator.

I just can’t imagine putting PSVR back on my head, though.

L’air trahi du chat quand je ressors une demi-heure après être arrivé 💔

Oh, look! It’s the first time Notes’ iCloud sync screws up for me! (I don’t use it all that often though.)


the most cyberpunk news you will read today []


Someone on the Hangouts team plays by their own rules.


reminder: lynx run around on massive paws, the technical term for which is “huge floofers,” i believe


Sketch source file based on @charavel and @stroughtonsmith’s info with exact screen measures for iPhone 8. Download []

9 août

TIL que les espagnols utilisent le @ pour dénoter les terminaisons gender-neutral. Mon inner language nerd est tellement jalou(x[-/.•’]se).


I often think about this idea to implant the codes for a nuclear attack in someone’s chest.


The future of journalism is fidget spinners on all content to maximise time spent on page []


“I Almost Left Tech Today, Here’s Why” — @sweetyclem []

The card game form seems like a perfect adaptation of Dota for someone who finds the game’s many incarnations too overwhelming to play.


Word(s) of the day: “crown shyness” - phenomenon whereby individual tree crowns avoid overlap or touch, forming striking canopy patterns.

8 août


Here endeth the ‘There’s one of these for everything’ joke. []

Also, got two location prompts in succession — ‘while-in-app’ then ‘background.’ Said no to the second and iOS decided that meant “Never.”

Reinstalled Swarm. It says I’ve disabled notifications but iOS has no idea the app wants to send them.

Ah ben voilà, c’est totalement depuis que je suis passé aux radios de Spotify que je ne suis plus productif !


A letter from a male Mech-engineer Senior to his female classmates.

“…you and I can’t be equal.”

I feel silly for putting a spoiler warning on something everyone will inevitably know by sundown but it’s about PRINCIPLES, PEOPLE.

7 août

On se passerait généralement bien des scènes de bataille dans Game of Thrones, mais celle-là valait le coup 😲


Messages in iCloud has been removed from iOS 11 beta 5. Now coming in a future update.


Clever use of ARKit by @i_pioneers: estimating the required box size to ship something. []


Paradoxe de l’obsolescence programmée : le Fairphone de 2013 n’est plus réparable alors que l’iPhone 4 de 2010 l’est []

Je suis tombé sur une campagne de Call of Cthulhu enregistrée avec un micro binaural et tous les autres podcasts sont devenus inécoutables.


“Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware.”


Sometimes you just want to take your teddy bear into the pool and drift away from all your problems

6 août

“Tolerance is not a moral precept”

That’s a great, definitive retort to “so much for the tolerant left.”


moar crown kite: 28 foot diameter spinning kite that i saw today at ocean city state park


The lost art of the floppy-disk jacket.


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