Garoo

Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.

23 juin

RT @GameDesignDan: I have a lot of admiration for how Ancel is immediately excited about this big game about delivering pizza

# 2017/06/23 - 00:50

22 juin

“Beyond Good and Evil 2: First In-Engine Demo”

Tech’s impressive but what I love most is the giant statue’s texture.

# 2017/06/22 - 22:33 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

clicks the warning

What’s that, Lassie?

# 2017/06/22 - 17:05 — publié d'abord sur @garoocomplains

ET CLAUDIA BLACK. PERSONNE NE M’A PRÉVENU.

# 2017/06/22 - 01:25 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

Je découvre avec horreur que j’avais arrêté de regarder The Originals pile avant l’arrivée de Meg Foster 💜

# 2017/06/22 - 01:22 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

21 juin

I just had a flashback to when PS3 trophies were supposed to become virtual objects you’d show off in a cabinet in PS Home

# 2017/06/21 - 23:11 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Il y a un chien mouillé sur la plage en haut de ma timeline Instagram et je n’ai jamais autant regretté de ne pas avoir une fourrure.

# 2017/06/21 - 21:56 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

Extreme measures for extreme temperatures

# 2017/06/21 - 18:32 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

RT @Pentadact: I remember the mix of delight and horror when I found a Praxis Kit in a drawer. A Praxis Kit! But now I have to check EVERY. DRAWER.

# 2017/06/21 - 17:34

RT @Pentadact: Whatever you reward, some players will feel forced to do it. The tiny XP payout for hacking in Deus Ex 3 killed the game for this person. https://t.co/7EP0kAUAFD

# 2017/06/21 - 17:34

I had no idea Scott Forstall was so fun and interesting to listen to; wonder where Apple would have gone with him

# 2017/06/21 - 11:54 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

20 juin

RT @Monty_Brogan69: Quand on me demande de prendre un bébé dans les bras. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/20 - 20:59

RT @verge: It’s so hot in Phoenix, planes are physically unable to fly [theverge.com] [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/20 - 18:31

RT @stroughtonsmith: Apple’s approach to getting Photoshop on iPad was ‘wait 7 years for an indie to recreate Photoshop from scratch’. Worked—not very scalable

# 2017/06/20 - 18:09

RT @ID_R_McGregor: Japanese Robot Sumo.

I was aware of it, but had no idea it moved so fast.

None of this footage has been sped up.

https://t.co/8pvEimPIy1 https://t.co/zgH4zt29In

# 2017/06/20 - 15:39

RT @christianmccrea: If you need a self-imposed Twitter break, just tell a nazi to go fuck themselves, the app takes care of the rest for 12 hours.

# 2017/06/20 - 14:47

Urgent, cherche job d’été, directeur technique ou vice-président, bureau climatisé impératif. Ou caissier dans un Monoprix, sinon.

# 2017/06/20 - 14:42 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

L’orage a disparu des prévisions météo de ma Watch pour aujourd’hui

# 2017/06/20 - 13:16 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

At least no one’s contacting me about bugs in Uniconsole because no one’s using it anymore.

# 2017/06/20 - 12:28 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

Providing support for an app that sold for all of three months until it saturated its very niche market is the worst.

# 2017/06/20 - 12:27 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

RT @chapmanchapman: New favorite bathroom sign [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/20 - 12:07

The demo video on the After Effects plugin’s site isn’t bad either 😍😍😍

# 2017/06/20 - 12:03 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

Incredible what you can do with a tiny drone and some specialized software (do watch the raw footage, too) 😲

# 2017/06/20 - 12:00 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

American Gods vaut le coup rien que pour le prologue de chaque épisode 😲😢

(Mais le reste aussi. Particulièrement cette semaine.)

# 2017/06/20 - 00:09 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

19 juin

RT @alexhern: TIL: The tube is hell because London clay is a giant heatsink that has been absorbing energy for a hundred years https://t.co/j60fS8U4nc

# 2017/06/19 - 19:34

“macOS High Sierra tech preview”

I thought APFS upgrade wouldn’t be default — maybe it is only for beta testers?

# 2017/06/19 - 16:44 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

RT @CraigGrannell: I’ve never understood modern tech’s tendency towards stupid and insanely loud beeping you can’t turn off. (Fine if you can.) https://t.co/GoDO1Dbtw9

# 2017/06/19 - 14:46

With this heat there’s no way I’m turning on the PC — never mind a VR headset — so I guess I’ll focus on interactive fiction for the summer.

# 2017/06/19 - 14:44 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

RT @leroncier: Gay Guys: You’re Douching Wrong [vice.com]

# 2017/06/19 - 13:10

J’ai descendu la saison 1 de Twin Peaks d’une traite, mais après une heure de la seconde je crois que je vais plutôt lire un résumé 😴

# 2017/06/19 - 01:54 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

18 juin

RT @steve_breen: Surprising WWDC labs takeaway:

Many developers eschew the trackpad “natural scrolling” direction setting 😂

# 2017/06/18 - 23:53

Je n’ai jamais vu un chat aussi inconscient du risque de se faire marcher dessus quand il est en plein milieu du chemin 😸

# 2017/06/18 - 17:28 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

(Ca marche aussi pour les chiens, mais j’aime pas les petits chiens.)

# 2017/06/18 - 13:50 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

Pro tip : si vous choisissez une petite race de chat, vous ne passerez pas vos journées à changer sa litière

# 2017/06/18 - 13:49 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

RT @BenedictEvans: The state of AI understanding: someone can give a ‘Wizard of Oz’ demo with the curtain open and people still think they’re seeing magic

# 2017/06/18 - 13:37

RT @samjhewett: This dog followed the google earth guy [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/18 - 12:49

RT @animalcog: German photographer Christian Vieler captures the moments before dogs try to catch their treats. [2] [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/18 - 00:54

17 juin

Kelly.

Capwell.

😲

💜

# 2017/06/17 - 23:45 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

C’est rare qu’un changement de showrunner soit bénéfique, mais la saison 5 de House of Cards est bien meilleure que les deux précédentes.

# 2017/06/17 - 23:44 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

RT @mikeBithell: Hey, person who bothered to put physics on this coffee, you did good #PS4share

[store.playstation.com] https://t.co/565xUjpIjV

# 2017/06/17 - 21:24

I guess it’s time to enable round avatars in Tweetbot

# 2017/06/17 - 16:40 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

16 juin

Alonso Martinez’s 3D-Printed Animated Robots 💜 (via @balbinus)

# 2017/06/16 - 18:41 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

RT @JulianLepinski: Tim Cook: I run Apple & hit the gym @ 4am to keep my body in peak condition

Me: I built an app &the pressure made me stress-eat 5000 cookies

# 2017/06/16 - 17:33

Welp, I can throw out my first Unity project

I’m so damn jealous of their name, too.

# 2017/06/16 - 11:10 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

15 juin

RT @chrisrodley: I used deep learning to cross a book of dinosaurs X a book of flowers [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/15 - 22:32

RT @shanselman: Twitter: The border-radius will increase until morale improves.

# 2017/06/15 - 22:21

Ca fait vraiment bizarre d’écouter le podcast politique de Vox en plein marathon House of Cards 😨

# 2017/06/15 - 19:17 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

RT @netsabes: Call of Cthulhu : [youtube.com]

# 2017/06/15 - 16:38

My NYT crossword streak is back down to four days and I never realized I’d missed one 😔

# 2017/06/15 - 14:54 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Ca y est, le bouton “Archiver” d’Instagram est disponible pour tous \o/ #grandnettoyagedeprintemps

# 2017/06/15 - 14:33 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

I’ve been waiting for this since I was ten (but it’s not gonna be available in France for a while)

# 2017/06/15 - 12:16 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

Alors j’aime bien Joel Kinnaman mais comme candidat républicain à la présidentielle, vraiment ? 😂

# 2017/06/15 - 00:07 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

14 juin

RT @Factornews: OK, David Cage décime des arbres par douzaine, mais au moins il recycle ses discours marketing #OVER2000!! https://t.co/L1m6Bmc00a

# 2017/06/14 - 22:42

“Shadow of the Colossus PS3 vs PS4 Pro Graphics Comparison”

# 2017/06/14 - 16:21 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

RT @robmanuel: Increasingly uncomfortable with Facebook doing this. I live 6 miles away. Feels like they’re adding to people’s stress to drive engagement. https://t.co/6UxZ6iJDTZ

# 2017/06/14 - 15:39

Je viens de finir la saison 3 de House of Cards et c’est dingue comme ils ont gâché ce qui aurait dû être le meilleur épisode de la série.

# 2017/06/14 - 03:31 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

RT @edasfr: Pendant ce temps on crache sur notre système de santé, on le trouve trop cher, on veut réduire les “charges” que sont les cotisations… https://t.co/9IpiI3iVPC

# 2017/06/14 - 01:44

Does “ZeniMax would fire everyone involved if we released an Oculus version” count as “We can’t”? 😞

# 2017/06/14 - 01:28 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

RT @odavis_: Incredible. Within first 10 minutes of Uber all-hands meeting today, a board member makes a sexist joke. https://t.co/iurWrXTOXw https://t.co/ngQW6uS5J3

# 2017/06/14 - 00:46

13 juin

Huh, Ricky Whittle 💜 (Shadow Moon dans American Gods 💜) est anglais

# 2017/06/13 - 22:36 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

RT @stdlib: Ghost in the Shell (2017) [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/13 - 18:43

Mario Odyssey definitely looks much better than the shitty-real-world visuals they showed for the initial announcement.

# 2017/06/13 - 18:26 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

RT @mattgemmell: Slow-mo vid showing ProMotion on iPad Pro 10.5” vs 9.7”. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/13 - 15:12

RT @stroughtonsmith: There’s also a TableViewReorderingUsesDragAndDrop pref key for UIKit that does away with the legacy reordering behavior and uses DnD instead https://t.co/kASkY4acro

# 2017/06/13 - 14:06

RT @Sinsem_: David Cage needs to read a science fiction novel, at least once in his life. [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/13 - 11:27

RT @DanStapleton: Spider-Man looks spectacular, but I hope it’s less linear than this demo suggests.

# 2017/06/13 - 04:00

I hope the Shadow of the Colossus remake plays better than The Last Guardian.

# 2017/06/13 - 03:26 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Sure, why not

# 2017/06/13 - 01:59 — publié d'abord sur @garoocomplains

C’est bientôt les années 20 😱

# 2017/06/13 - 01:40 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

Because an injection of The Division’s overwhelming success is what will revive the Assassin’s Creed franchise 🙄

# 2017/06/13 - 00:53 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

12 juin

RT @JosiahRenaudin: That’s the best Ubisoft press conference in quite some time. Very human.

# 2017/06/12 - 23:12

RT @aegies: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 HAS SWEARS AND IS APPARENTLY DIRECTED BY FIFTH ELEMENT ERA LUC BESSON

# 2017/06/12 - 23:06

FUCK YOU UBISOFT FOR MAKING THE FIRST TOYS-TO-LIFE GAME I ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY.

# 2017/06/12 - 22:53 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Skull and Bones has a crazy level of visual polish for a game that’s basically the same thing as Windward.

# 2017/06/12 - 22:44 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

I’ll never understand why people are so fascinated with pirates. Boats are boring?

# 2017/06/12 - 22:36 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

There are many opportunities for The Crew 2 to be terrible (starting with their track record) but I’m intrigued.

And it looks gorgeous.

# 2017/06/12 - 22:28 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

What is up with Ubisoft’s developers having human-like feelings? It’s weird.

# 2017/06/12 - 22:18 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Cancel E3

# 2017/06/12 - 21:42 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Just caught up with Devolver’s press conference, and it’s really just Nina Struthers making it all work 💜

# 2017/06/12 - 21:16 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

How expensive is an E3 conference that no one was able to tell the sponsor he should maybe cut a few minutes from his speech?

# 2017/06/12 - 19:42 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

I am irrationally angry at the obnoxious absence of labels on the Apple Store’s tables.

# 2017/06/12 - 16:57 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

RT @Campster: That might have been a bit presumptuous. I hope it’s EA’s Destiny, and not EA’s The Division.

# 2017/06/12 - 01:03

TIL that you can play Black Desert Online on PC with a gamepad. I should give it a… oh, it’s not F2P in Europe? Never mind then.

# 2017/06/12 - 00:57 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Why is Bioware making EA’s Destiny competitor and who is gonna make proper Bioware RPGs now? 😰

# 2017/06/12 - 00:43 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

RT @Sliwinski: Anthem is the promise of Destiny. The question will be can a shooter company make a better RPG or can an RPG company make a better shooter?

# 2017/06/12 - 00:39

RT @ajohnagnello: In Destiny, see, you’re a Guardian with a jet bike! In Anthem, you’re a FREELANCER with a jetpack. You see, right? https://t.co/KOqOSUGwuC

# 2017/06/12 - 00:39

Second tour : culte de la personnalité Macron vs. culte de la personnalité Mélenchon, je ne suis pas sûr d’avoir une préférence.

# 2017/06/12 - 00:24 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

11 juin

RT @haydencd: Kudos on the setting change but so far this looks like the same tired-ass game I’ve played a dozen times.

# 2017/06/11 - 23:33

RT @haydencd: Have to admit: I was hoping a year off would give us something less recognizably Assassin’s Creed.

# 2017/06/11 - 23:32

That was basically a cutscene but I can’t wait to see what the new Metro looks like on my PC.

# 2017/06/11 - 23:24 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Forza’s drab tracks haven’t been a good showcase of a new console’s visuals for two generations.

# 2017/06/11 - 23:12 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

RT @cathy_birdy: Having fun with ARKit & SpriteKit [youtube.com]

# 2017/06/11 - 21:08

Ma chambre est tellement poussiéreuse en plein soleil… clairement la seule solution est de fermer les volets jusqu’à septembre.

# 2017/06/11 - 14:15 — publié d'abord sur @garoo

Points for honesty, I guess? Gonna be interesting to see who the hell pays for a game that’s announced to go F2P in a year

# 2017/06/11 - 13:19 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

I’m addicted to the NYT crossword and there’s 20 years’ worth of archives in the app so I should be productive again around 2022.

# 2017/06/11 - 12:41 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

Oh, of course killing the boss in Old Yharnam opened a door in Cathedral Ward. God I hate how willfully obtuse Bloodborne is.

# 2017/06/11 - 01:34 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

10 juin

Watching a PUBG stream and damn I wish I had FPS friends to team up with. (I’ll probably end up playing it solo but it’s just not the same.)

# 2017/06/10 - 22:44 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

After so many years of Bioware threatening to make a open-world single-player MMO, looks like Anthem is it 😴

# 2017/06/10 - 22:08 — publié d'abord sur @commandergaroo

RT @Kiey: It would be pretty cool if it assigned you with a random other player. Actual prisoner dilemma stuff.

# 2017/06/10 - 21:35

RT @BrothersBrick: LEGO church worthy of your worship [brothers-brick.com] [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/10 - 21:04

RT @natisho: When you offload Apps in #iOS11beta [pic.twitter.com]

# 2017/06/10 - 20:50

I want this on iPhone. Because I’m old

# 2017/06/10 - 19:27 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

Only just realized that omg I can finally enable iMessage on my Mac, too, without losing messages — and that means no more FB Messenger \o/

# 2017/06/10 - 15:50 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi

@johnnylin/how-to-make-80-000-per-month-on-the-apple-app-store-bdb943862e88">Meanwhile if you make a legit app you’ll be rejected for the wording of a single button. Fuck the App Store

# 2017/06/10 - 12:36 — publié d'abord sur @cedricbozzi