Bienvenue ! Vous vous rappelez les blogs ? A une époque, ce site en était un. Maintenant, c’est surtout une archive de mes multiples comptes Twitter.

21 mai


After some thought, I think this is more accurate for #Gamedev.

20 mai


“J’aime beaucoup ce type”, dit #Macron à propos de Philippe de Villiers, dans @leJDD

Pour rappel, en 2000, De Villiers comparait la gauche aux nazis dans le cadre d’un débat sur L’IVG à l’assemblée nationale. Via @humanite_fr

On a les amis qu’on mérite…

19 mai


snow leopards biting their tails: a thread

Well I guess instead of spending five minutes trying in vain to get my iPhone to display the AirPod case’s battery level, I could just plug it to the charger to be safe.

18 mai

17 mai


Ceci est la définition de l’Enfer. Nos luttes dévitalisées, absorbées et anéanties pour servir de vernis à un gouvernement fascisé, raciste et ultra répressif. []


Sonuvagun…all five seasons of Babylon 5 will begin streaming on Amazon Prime next month. At last it’s someplace where people can actually see the freaking thing and newcomers can find it while browsing. []

16 mai

J’ai pris une semaine de retard, du coup je viens de me taper deux Westworld de suite, et c’est un tout petit peu une torture.


That moment of disappointment where you are introduced to a beautiful and fascinating new game world, only to realize you must kill nearly everything inside of it.


Occurs to me I never posted my finished custom Settlers of Catan board on twitter! Finished the box last weekend.


In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck.

Be punk as fuck.

15 mai

Moi : Il faut que je découvre et apprenne tous les auteurs de théâtre pédés d’ici la rentrée !

Also moi : Il faut que j’arrête de lire des textes anxieux déprimés dépressifs désespérés.




The new Surface Hub 2 rotates and has a 3:2 aspect ratio like other Surface devices []


In which Ali Wong writes a perfect punchline for one of the oldest joke setups in the world


The TV show Westworld exists in a universe where either Jurassic Park was never a film, or it was and someone thought “that, but you can bone the T-Rex first”.

14 mai


En France, on peut plus rien dire, mais on peut quand même dire que c’était mieux quand les meufs faisaient la vaiselle et se laissaient violer en silence.


Me trying to get the bad ending.

J’ai fait un chèque pour mes cotisations sociales, je ne me rappelle plus le montant et il n’apparaît pas en ligne dans mes opérations à venir parce que c’est un putain de chèque.


An element of Beat Saber’s success that should be paid attention to by other VRdevs is the way that one (can play it in a way that) looks COOL playing it.

Much as many pancake games are built entirely around the Streamer economy, MR + looking sweet/powerful is a big opportunity.

13 mai


watching Charlie’s Angels (2000) and the villain’s technological plot that they’re trying to stop is just…wow


When a whale swam up to this woman and wouldn’t leave her alone, she was freaked out — until she realized he was saving her life 🐳 (via @caters_news)


im here to bless ur timeline


Les notifications du Safety Check de Facebook, pour 1 tué et 4 blessés dans une ville de plus de 2 millions d’habitants : un poil anxiogène


So far everyone I’ve put in @BeatSaber has had the same reaction… it’s not ‘wow this is immersive’ or ‘I totally see how VR could change the world’… it’s just ‘omg this is fun can I go again?’ Which is actually a really different kind of reaction than most VR content instills

12 mai


Dear Europe,

Please vote for the UK in #Eurovision tonight. If 🇬🇧 wins, it will have to host Eurovision in 2019 and showcase a celebration of European integration and unity after leaving the EU.

Europe. Do your duty. This your chance to troll the Brexiters.


découvre Koltès

lit Koltès

fait une dépression

J’avais oublié que la solitude des pédés, c’était pas une nouveauté moderne créée de toutes pièces par Grindr.


“In a peer-reviewed study we published this month, we find op-eds do change minds. After reading opinion pieces, we found people were far more likely to agree with the author’s point of view.” []


A ‘Knocker-up’ was hired to ensure that people would wake up on time for their jobs. Mary Smith earned sixpence a week shooting dried peas at sleeping workers’ windows in East London in the 1930s

11 mai


Me: Hey, I’m left-handed, and I can’t use your product.

Dev: But all of the creators love the product this way.

Me: I know, but your product hurts me when I try to use it.

Dev: But everyone else who’s tried it can use it just fine.

(How it feels discussing motion sickness in VR.)


Alyx’s teeth brightness linked with lips animation. It’s not a shadow, it’s a hardcoded effect. #HL2 @simonschreibt


We can finally hear Alexander Graham Bell’s voice for the first time. Amazing. []


Je viens de réaliser que les USA ont @Janefonda et nous, on a Deneuve 😱😱😱 []

10 mai


Imaginez ils nous la mettent à l’envers avec l’affaire naomi et au lieu d’ouvrir un débat sur le mauvais traitements des personnes racisé en milieux hospitalier. Ils transforment ça en ” le service publique est ineficace il faut virer plus de gens dans les hôpitaux “


This is horrifying. CBS bought four used copy machines. Downloaded the hard drives. Here’s what they found: [] h/t @BenedictEvans, @thememoryhole2


First there was “skeuomorphism”

Then came “flat design”

We took a little detour and put in glitter because it is fun

Introducing “glitterism”

in Scribble Together

with 💖 from @bridgermax and me []

(P.S. I’ve wanted to do this for years)


the gays when they’re asked to prove their masculinity via Grindr voice notes

I figured Beat Saber’s scoring system was optimized for maximum workout, but not to that point — didn’t expect to have to complete a 150° arc to get the maximum score on each cube 😳


You have been asking about our scoring system a lot. Here you go! 💪

9 mai

Vous imaginez, avoir des chats et un gros ventilateur Dyson, et ne pas aménager votre appartement de façon à ce que les premiers sautent régulièrement à travers le second ?


Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.

Permission to fuck it up.


Today I’m writing the chapter titled “Permission to Fuck it Up.” It starts – “Fuck it up. Fuck it up. Fuck it up.” I felt so much catharsis scrawling those words wildly into my Moleskine. 37k+ words and counting.

Combien de temps avant de me faire arrêter si je me balade comme ça pour éviter les allergènes ?


Le sport c’est un milieu privilégié ! On veut lutter contre les injustices profondes, pas juste effleurer la surface.

On lutte contre les génocides, contre les expulsions, contre les milices fascistes transphobes et anti-migrant.e.s, on lutte pour nos vies !

#PourUnePrideRadicale []


Oh I can relate

Via @KcoQuidam

The street is completely blocked by an 18-wheeler desperately trying to maneuver into a gate and I feel better about my performance in ETS2

I wish the Apple Watch could detect, and warn me, that I’ve taken it off and put it down but didn’t correctly set it on the charger.


The two talking cats

8 mai


Laika has returned from the space

I can’t imagine what miracle would ever allow me to progress from hard to expert difficulty in Beat Saber.


Android will also create “wind down mode,” where the phone goes greyscale and into do not disturb mode before bedtime. Google exec admits on stage that color screen is “far more stimulating for the brain.”

7 mai

I don’t have the room here but I’d love to mod my Touch controllers so they get not only a proper lightsaber hilt but also a physical blade to prevent them from intersecting in-game.

And maybe — I’m just spitballing here — make the blade searing hot, too.


Dad ranted about how LGBTQIA+ identities were getting too confusing to keep up with, my 88 year old grandma shut him down. “The way things are now is better than when people had to hide away or killed themselves because nobody understood who they were. Respect costs you nothing.”

How awesome is it that I get to disappear into Beat Saber for several hours at a time without ever feeling guilty because it’s my workout.

Ugh évidemment les replays de Burger Quiz sont sur le site de TF1 où il faut s’identifier pour avoir le privilège de voir leurs pubs 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️


Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

6 mai

Sink or swim: d’ici octobre soit j’aurai lancé une toute nouvelle version avec plein de fonctionnalités inédites, soit je résilierai le serveur.

Les parcs sont plein de gens et de pollens et tousse je ne peux quand même pas m’empêcher de me retrouver au lac Daumesnil dès qu’il fait beau tousse tousse 😠


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