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28 février

FFS, les putain de jeux Unity sur Mac où rien ne marche jamais correctement — ni le gamepad, ni le clavier azerty.

RT @viticci: “We tried following the iOS App Store trend by pricing Vesper at just $2.99 for months. It didn’t work.” []

La même journée je découvre une rayure sur l’écran de mon iPhone, et mon iPad refuse de s’allumer \o/

27 février

RT @Sci_Phile: I don’t why it weirds me out that snails have mouths, but it totally does. [] []

RT @trammell: Sans Bullshit Sans: The font that uses ligatures to replace every marketing buzzword with a censorship bar. []

I accidentally liked three guys on Tinder yesterday because I was sleepy and somehow misremembered the gesture. Today, still no match…

C’est moche de vieillir, j’ai systématiquement une impression de déjà vu juste après avoir posté chaque tweet.

Couldn’t the Fire Phone have used its cameras to detect your finger before it touches the glass, introducing mouseover on mobile?

Llamas yesterday, blue dress today — I always thought I’d live to see the downfall of western civilization, but I didn’t imagine it happening this way.

RT @kscottz: The dress meme is hacking our firmware. An emerging AI is testing us systematically for weakness. All hail Roko’s Basilisk #TheDress

Woohoo j’ai fait une app pour iPhone qui ne servira jamais qu’à moi \o/

26 février

RT @Tim_Stevens: Remember that time the FCC voted to protect the future of the internet but then llamas walked across a road & everyone was all “WHOA LLAMAS”

RT @hrheingold: llife cycle of memes is converging on zero seconds

RT @NathanJLiu: Cool, Apple Maps now animates in 3D mode. London eye moves and Big Ben shows the right time.

Tiens, Vélib a prélevé deux fois le renouvellement de mon abonnement. Va falloir aller dehors en journée pour envoyer un recommandé, ugh.

Je comprends mieux pourquoi Goldman ne sort plus de disques #toutelavie

24 février

Conundrum: I totally want to see that cat again, but I totally don’t want to see its human again.

Don’t care how much prettier the Apple Watch’s display will be, color e-paper was the right choice. I’m impressed it does animations at all.

I’d be very interested in the Pebble Time if I thought Apple might let third-parties in on iOS’s soon-to-be-improved smartwatch integration.

Wow, you really had me going, guys — so many people tweeted about Looking this week, I actually believed something was going to happen.

RT @mrgan: Please consider contributing to my charity which teaches designers on Dribbble that the  Watch screen doesn’t run edge to edge

23 février

Un petit temps d’adaptation pour me rappeler que dans le centre je peux descendre jusqu’au bout de la liste Grindr sans me retrouver à 10km.

22 février

Have I ever told you how much I hate colored contacts? Dark irises are better than looking like an android for lack of pupillary response.

The one and only criticism I’d make of Mockingjay is that Moore is wearing awful colored contacts which make her look like a zombie.

It’s weird that the tripe that was The Hunger Games managed to engender a movie as dark and ambitious as Mockingjay, Part 1.

21 février

Once again I wish I were making podcasts myself so I could convert all that wasted time into something remotely useful.

I just subscribed to ten more podcasts. I have a problem.

20 février

RT @Sci_Phile: Where do I apply for the teaching otters how to float job so my heart can explode []

Spend ten minutes editing a thought down to 140 characters only to leave a grievous typo that looks like an actual grammatical error.

I liked Tesla being the Apple of cars. I can only imagine drawbacks to Apple trying to be the Apple of everything.

J’avais oublié le Mille bornes. Je ne me souviens pas du jeu, mais j’adorais les cartes.

19 février

RT @RERA_RATP: Venez découvrir l’évolution de la couverture #3G#4G sur le réseau #RATP qui sera complète en 2017 #RATPScope []

FFS un mini rayon chocolats de Pâques dès la mi-février #torture

Self-diagnosing your personality type/disorders on Wikipedia is the new horoscope.

RT @GrlpantsGR: Artist Converts Her Tiny Studio Into Absurdly Elaborate Dreamscapes [] []

18 février

Apple Stores getting jewelry scales to check you didn’t scrape off some gold makes more sense for an annual upgrade path than just occasional returns.

RT @dikshamadhok: My story on the Alabama attack on @qzindia: Why America rallied behind an Indian grandfather but abandoned Ferguson []

RT @phillipcaudell: Another nonsensical, dumb rejection by the @AppStore. Bravo Apple on continuing to be hostile towards developers 👏. []

I had an episode of Looking left to watch and it’s really hard to go back to that after binging an actual gay show.

Does anyone in Manchester not live in a fancy hipster loft?

I love the construction of Cucumber and Banana but oh my god Cucumber is depressing.

17 février

“He is able to eat more than 100 Chicken McNuggets in one sitting” — MY HERO.

RT @BitterSweetPod: Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return. Here’s her collection. []

16 février

Dans ma chambre j’ai donc un bouddha, un maneki neko et un Baymax… Ils ont tous la même silhouette.

Je vais arrêter de me promener le soir si à chaque fois des mecs me demandent de les aider avec leurs problèmes de voiture.

RT @monkbent: So, Jony Ive is designing lightsabres now. Seriously!

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15 février

Les couples hétéros qui s’engueulent dans la rue \o/

J’avais toujours supposé que les épiceries de Bastille faisaient nuit blanche, jamais pensé qu’un commerce pouvait OUVRIR à 5h du mat.

14 février

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you weren’t too self-centered to read what other people write you’d know that joke has already been done to death today

RT @CaseyNewton: Brilliant: Timehop offers you different experiences today based on what you’re up for emotionally. []

J’ai un épi, ma soirée est foutue.

13 février

Je ne peux pas être à la fois au régime et productif.

RT @yurivictor: I made some ugly code to see how often February makes a pretty rectangle. [] []

I feel dirty for giving a pageview to RPS’s Molyneux interview. Somebody is watching too many U.S. court shows.

RT @Campster: It’s like we don’t know the difference between probing questions aimed at catching someone in dissonance or finding truth and just attacking

I had never preordered a record before, but all I really needed was the assurance that Florence Welch still likes big drums.

RT @Viran_: [] Le nouveau Florence and the Machine est dispo, joie et volupté \o/

Isn’t it possible that the framework in Photos might be called UXKit to avoid namespace conflicts when the next OS X includes it as UIKit?


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