Hi! Do you remember blogs? Well, this used to be one. Now it just serves as an archive for my multiple Twitter accounts.
There’s an twisted paperclip on my desk, behind the keyboard (I used its twin brother to fix the broken zip on my trousers; I had picked two of them in case I ruined the first one). I wonder what it would be like to stick it into my eye. Or I could twist it some more so that I could stick it into both of my eyes at the same time. You have no idea how bored I am tonight. Well, you’re beginning to get an idea.