Garoo

I don’t give a fuck about adulterous American governors (hey, I’m French — and that’s meant to address the ‘adulterous’ part), but this… this:

Other sources claim that Sanford, who owned a hydraulic excavator at the time, digs holes on his property to unwind.

So cool. (If you don’t click through and find out that it’s a story about an eight-year-old girl dying. Which I don’t care about, but you might, because some of you have a heart. Wait, no. Only my fellow cynics still read this blog.)